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Spoken like a true virgin

OP, I've had exactly what you've described and it's not at all like what you think it is. It is in fact awkward, fumbley, and embarrassing. No one knows wtf they're doing at that age.

That's bc you're still an angry teenager without ambition you have to grow mentally and physically

>30 year old pussy
>feels anywhere near a 18-24 year old
>pick one

literally moving the goalposts, just because you cant go back to prime pussy fucking age with your chad friends, banging hot chicks and enjoying big parties you try to justify it with a pathetic excuse.

>protip 18 year old sluts can take dick the same as a 30 year old but the pussy is tighter.

Don't worry, the thought of my pathetic past is driving me to kill myself.

i lasted like 20 minutes first time but didn't jizz

you don't get, i'm not missing my second wind now

>tfw milfs crave your fit cock

fucking milfs feels better than fucking stacies tbqh

implying i lift for girls and not the upcoming racewar

Girls around 19-23 have ludicrously high standards and most get off on turning guys down.

So you're basically fucked unless you hit a milf up or fuck a slut and get stds

I don't understand the "tight pussy" meme

B-but I did.

Fingered a girl during my sophomore year of high school in a park, little while later got a blowjob.

Lost my virginity to a different girl during my junior year in the back of my car in the parking lot of that same park.

Yes, you know me so well
Since then ive had several jobs with internal promotions and great recommendations, gotten a uni education, started lifting more seriously, learned a third language, taken up martial arts and built a solid dividend portfolio which pays about 65% of my fixed costs every month (goal is 100%)

Ive grown mentally aswell and arent as mad at everything but more calm, collected and driven

I miss my teenage years because while i was mentally fucked up the dating was incredible and the sex mindblowing, i cant even get laid as it stands today

a fit girl has a tighter vagina than any unfit young girl

only one thing to do user.

Make your death count.

You die twice. One time when you stop breathing. The second time when somebody says your name for the last time.

Arm up and take out a fucking mall, scream "ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE" as you gun down the oblivious empty headed normies who made your life a misery, go for a suicide attack or live to tell the tale. But make your fucking life count.

Dylan and Eric will not die a second time.
Anders Brevik will not die a second time.
Seung Hui Cho will not die a second time.

I don't want to put my family through more shame than necessary.

I'm just going use the helium method.

I lost my virgibity at 17 to my 18 yo virgin gf after six months of dating. Was cute. I'm a sex God.

My most recent ex was raped her first time. God. What a champ.

> you can't change past so you need to suffer all your life for things you have no control over.

there are many benefit from exercise and one of them if to understand what you can change about you in a physical sense.

Make your death count
Go hunt pedophiles or some stupid vigilante shit like that, maybe go to the middle east and hunt terrorists?
You will die eventually, might aswell have some fun and take people with you
Remember, If youre gonna go to hell you might aswell take people with you to break your fall

Ive actually found that girls 17-23 are usually not single but are WAY more chill than older women
Older women (25+) are way more picky when it comes to guys and noone seems good enough for them, dunno why that is but dont really give a fuck

I had this teenage love you speak of, and I'm a well adjusted adult. I can tell you that teenage love is overrated. It was fun to fuck a 15-18y/o but I have had much better sex as an adult and I have my place to do it instead of only when parents aren't home.

isn't brevik still alive?

might even get out before he's too old to kill more europoor liberal cucks

You think it is shameful to be remembered for eons after your parents bones are dust?

You think freedom fighters in warsaw thought of the nazis opinions?

YOUR PARENTS ARE PART OF THE SAME MACHINE THAT MAKES YOUR EXISTENCE MISERABLE

THEY HAD THE POWER TO PUSH YOU TO PLAY SPORTS AND BE MORE OUTGOING BUT THEY FAILED YOU AND CAUSED YOU ALL THIS PAIN.

RISE UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU KEK AND TAKE BACK YOUR POWER THAT YOU DESERVE, THAT THEY STOLE FROM YOU.

>lifting for girls

>TFW there was a girl who looked like a younger version of Tifa in my middle school

>HEAVY crush on her, she was a 10/10
>straight A student , really hot, cheerleader but also went to band
>turned down the QB from our football team and shocked everyone ( he was a chad)
>dumped her boyfriend because he smoked
Years later
>see her in highschool
>her tits got bigger
>that long brown hair
>literally a young Tifa
>she doesn't have a boyfriend
>friends tell me to just ask her out
>I don't, I never get the balls to ask her
>but I know for a fact that someone like her would never date a fat Virgin loser who plays videogames

I can't believe I joined football just to get her to notice me. I'm a loser.

>late bloomer
>started getting myself together at 25
>depression and bullying destroyed my life
>my parents really aren't supportive either.

I live in a country with no easy acces to guns.

Well I just turned 20 so I might as well be the beat I can to be one of the guys who still gets one of the remaining virgins.

Well what else are you gonna do with your time?
You know in Deadpool before he got his powers, how he was a total badass punishing wrongdoers?
That could be you

You said it yourself, you wanted to kill yourself. Why not spend your life making the world a better place instead, in a brutal way?
Who knows, you might find happiness while doing so

I barely have the energy to get out of bed. I'm sorry.

Got a pic?

This teenage love cancer. Fucking shoot yourselves already

Then you are lost, friend
I still have hope that after i finished getting my dream body, i get a better paying job and finish uni i will manage to get dates but if i didnt i would take my own advice and strive to become batman
Even though it sounds autistic as fuck it would be fun to dispense justice

Age of consent here is 14, neighbouring country's is 13.
Get rekt merikans

Lucky ass mofo

>20 seconds
Lasted an hour on the first time mate, deathgrip.

>>but I know for a fact
Did you ask her out? No. So you don't know for a fact. I bet you "knew for a fact" that she would say yes to Chad? How'd that turn out? Yeah, thought so.

Listen to your friends.

If any of that is true there's no reason you can't get laid. Are you even trying?

>Then you are lost, friend
I know. That's why I'm ending it.

But I did experience teenage love. I had two short teenage relationships then one longer 2.5 year late teen relationship.

That's pretty much all I've experienced on that front though, about 2 months agowas 5 years from the last time I had sex.

What are you talking about? I love loads of teenagers

Because a girl like her is literally perfection to me. 10/10 the whole package, the smarts too which made her top tier even among the chads, you think she would settle for a guy like me? There was no chance. NO chance. Even my football team knew that because they laughed when I said I liked her a lot.

Why?
It's lucky for the mates that give a damn, well very lucky since for some reason girla that age are into older dudes and are very "go-getting". But me?
I just want to get my own house with a homegym and a nice garden.

Yes I'ma faggot.

It wasn't until a year after high school that I started to lose my shape. I just recently began hitting the gym and honestly I look at myself for inspiration. I look at who I used to be, and I want to reclaim it. Also, partied like fuck- partied with a well known singer one time- had good times.

Nah , I probably do from my old Gaia account or something but it would be pretty weird for me to go back and look for the pics again, I don't want that pain to resurface.

Munch on a big handful of mushrooms and you'll see that all that shit is your own invention, you project it onto her. You can just as easily un-invent it and see her as a, you know, human being? and then ask her out like what humans so. (Those crazy humans!) Worst case scenario: she says no. *GASP* Who gives a shit? Move on. At least then you'll know for sure.

>1st time sex is dumb fumbling around like idiots that lasts 20 seconds.

>and theres no difference between love at 16 and love at 30

Yeah the problem is when you're 30+ and fumbling as though you were 16 because you've had no experience.

I'm a 33 year old virgin, shit terrifies me.

Ofc i am trying but it doesnt work like that
I wish i could tell you what the problem is but i cant, i just cant get laid.

Girls i meet just arent single, all girls at work got boyfriends and where i go to lift all the girls are there with their boyfriends, well could be FWB but seems weird to go lifting with your FWB.
Ive looked everywhere i could think of to find a girl who was willing to fuck and single but so far ive come up empty at every turn

All the TRP/RSD tips are good but doesnt really help if you have no one to practice on and seems just wrong to hit on girls with boyfriends

>Since then ive had several jobs with internal promotions and great recommendations, gotten a uni education, started lifting more seriously, learned a third language, taken up martial arts and built a solid dividend portfolio which pays about 65% of my fixed costs every month (goal is 100%)

if all of that is true then you're probably not spending enough time with girls seeing that you're too preoccupied with work and hobbies

You sound like a woman.

>teen love
oh god no, sorry to break it to ya kiddo but have you ever dealt with a teen girl? they arent as sweet all the time, the want to suck up your attention, they are paranoid about everything, they fight over everything, they whine about everything, they cant hold a proper conversation, teen girls are a nightmare.

But I only used one exclamation mark.

Or someone who spends too much time on Tumblr.

Do you ever have her whisper stories of her slutty days in your ear while you have sex? I love that shit.

Young dumb bitches actually believe guys who say they are in love to gain access to their pants.

After a few years they figure out this trick, and their biological clock starts ticking and they become choosy because they are now looking for somebody to have kids with instead of just sex.

I mean thats generalizing an awful lot, its more of a spectrum than a black and white general truth.

This.

The people who make these threads are the ones suffering from lack of 'teenage love' and 'tight pussies' and all that bullshit.

As someone who had sex in highschool and experienced 'teenage love', its nothing but nostalgia. The feeling of 'love' and getting laid were the most of my problems in highschool. I didnt have bills or a fucked up home life or any real responsibilities, so getting pussy and getting a girlfriend were seriously the only things I actually had to concern myself with growing up.

Im 25 now, and I'd much rather advance in my career or lift heavier weights or learn a new skill than focus all my energies in a partner.

OP, teenage years weren't all they were cracked up to be. The chads i went to school with who got all the hot slutty girls in class are either in the military(kek), or stuck in dead-end jobs because they only ever cared about socializing in class instead of actually being educated.

it does take up time but i do have time to spare

I thought of a problem i do face and its demotivation
I look for a girl to date, find noone and get demotivated by it since...well come on, it shouldnt be THAT hard to just find someone to date
its a downward spiral, if i could find a girl to date and get to fuck it would be an accomplishment and i would feel better because i know success can be hard
Right now i feel like there simply arent any single girls anywhere close to me

KEK I checked my old account and yeah I actually found a pic, this was around the time I first met her which was around 13 or 14 years old?

what a cucker

God yeah. I was with this 8/10 off the boat korean girl who was like 18.

I was 24, I was always thinking "jesus, what a juvenile fuckin bitch, shes like a petty little child"

Then one day im like "oh well no shit, she actually STILL IS a petty little kid."

New gal I got is way hotter and my age, actually willing to talk with me about shit, compromises on things, meets me half way, doesnt go to pieces and get all flakey just because every little thing isnt perfect.

Does she have a past? Yeah, but so do I, why fuckin drag it up and beat eachother up over it. We have both had sex with other people before we met, we both made stupid decisions that we werent proud of later on, why bring it up all the time? That would just be immature.

We love eachother for who we are, not who we were. THATS the difference between a relationship between18-25 years olds vs one between 26-30 year olds.

Plus 30 isnt as old as it used to be now that people arent dying in their 50's and 60's regularly anymore. Its like the new 20.

It doesn't matter if she has a bf if she's not interested the bf will come up in the first 3 sentences if she doesn't mention him it's bc she doesn't care about him and is willing to give you a chance but you gotta understand just bc a woman isn't throwing herself at you screaming fuck my ass doesn't mean they aren't open to being flirted with and courted you might also want to try a mating place like bars or public events

fucking pussy! Before ou die kill fucking George Soros! Make your death count!

Why never? I've already experienced it

Ive actually noticed something strange, girls usually (like in 9/10 cases) dont tell me they have a bf. I usually find out some other way like seeing them together or hearing it from other people

Im not asking girls to hop on my dick but some kind of indication that they are willing to get fucked would be very, very nice

I lost my virginity at 16, to a virgin girl, it was awful, I had no idea what to do, her hymen was so tight I almost gave up, and when I finally got in (after she was almost crying in pain), my dick was almost too soft, I did manage to cum, but still, I would never want to go over that again. Virgin girls are awful.

Not receiving enough affection from females at that age kinda fucked me up I think. I'm doing great now but wish I would've focused on getting laid instead of studies. You can get a degree any time. As for banging 14 yo... Not so much.

>you will never go back in time to get fit in middleschool and fuck teens

Women don't operate that way bc 8/10 guys don't wait for indicators or signs they just throw a line and see if it catches if you make a woman jump through hoops she'll just get irritated and find a guy who is a little more secure

Dude that's like 16 17. Already late compared to optimal getting laid age of 13. I was horny since I can remember tho why wouldn't they fuck me gaaah

They probably are giving them, you are just too autistic to notice.

I had this problem, I would always bitch that women were never interested in me. Then I got more socialized and realized that they totally were, it was just all going over my head.

Life aint a porno or a rap video, she isnt gonna twerk her way across the room at you in a mini skirt then stand there chewing her lip and spouting dick references until you bend her over the kitchen table.

Shes gonna wait for you to do the leg work. If she is willingly going places alone with you she probably is interested and you progress from there.

I dont think a simple look or smile is making her jump though hoops, user
8/10 guys are also the "pervy" guys who hit on EVERYone hoping someone will bite and frankly im not that desperate
I want to fuck, i want to date sure but im not depressed and cry-me-a-river lonely because im not currently getting it

You lucky fucks who got laid at middle/highschool don't know how lucky you are, not all I have a fetish for is fucking tight teens to make up for lost time.

what? It's hot.

>Then I got more socialized and realized that they totally were
Well how did you notice?
It could be that im just too dumb to notice but i dont think thats true

I mean ive had dumb shit happen to me before but nothing i could capitalize on.
One instance actually made me sad because i was standing to the side of a girl who was sitting down on the bus, her side was facing me but i was facing her.
She kept turning towards me, making eye contact, smiling and playing with her hair. Really cute girl too but she was with her dad who was standing next to me and since she looked about 18-20 and im 28 it would seem very strange for me to try and pick her up right then and there

women spent thousands of years of refining make up

they end up looking like peach colored dry wall . . .

>Shes gonna wait for you to do the leg work.
Why the fuck do we have to do everything. We have it hard.

And yet those guys are getting laid and not giving a second thought while you whine on Vietnamese dick polishing board about not getting any dates. Sounds like you got it all figured out

shut the fuck up pussy

Nah, women should do half the work . Didn't feminism teach you anything? Women can do the work men can

I dont think most of em are, if they were we wouldnt have r9k or TRP...
Point being yes, if you creep on 100 girls and 1 accepts then youve made it but i dont want that

I want to feel sexual tention and some want in her while im talking to her instead of just trying to dry hump her like a fucking retard and hope she just goes with it

So I'm not the only one who posts pictures of this chick randomly

Leg days aren't that hard.

should =/= do

You gotta live by the rules of the world that is, not the world you think should be

She reminds me of a girl in my highscool class who looked like her but was a blonde.

What the fuck is this shit? Go back to r9k and/or reddit. Veeky Forums is for winning, not whining

Pic unrelated

>Veeky Forums is for winning,

My lifts can't heal loneliness

What kinda split you have in your portfolio?

>being this much of a pussy

Literally just talk to them

Too much can go wrong, not worth the risk, I'll let them come to me instead.

another delusional faggot who actually believes that any girl is pure and perfect. The bottom line is humans are polygamous. Even if you have taken a girl's virginity and you are still with your onesie, she thinks about other guys just like you think about other girls. its human nature. my ex who lost her vcard to me is dating a "chad" right now.Do you think he dwells on how many times Ive blasted in her mouth when he kisses her? Fuck no he doesnt care. and neither do I when I hook up with someone either. and neither should any of you. stop being such insecure and idealistic faggots. Enjoy the pussy while you are young, use your Eskimo brothers as a standard to compare yourself to and dont put girls on a pedestal. Women are not worth getting so bent out of shape and butthurt over.

>mfw 30 but will get lecturer position soon
>mfw plenty of eager undergrad pussy
>mfw my wife find this hot

>dating a "chad" right now.Do you think he dwells on how many times Ive blasted in her mouth when he kisses her?
if you blasted in her mouth thats sounds fucking disgusting