>tfw no friends at work or irl (no social skills and shy)
> somehow work in a normie job, filled with Chads and Stacys
> actual 9/10 sluts here who sleep with coworkers
> work in the downtown core
> Chads in suits everywhere
>stacys dressed like sluts too
How do I make one my gf?
I only make average income, and I'm noticeably shorter and less attractive than most people
Help
Muh
>How do I make one my gf?
if youre in a business environment, try to create a power couple scenario with one. thats all those stacys really care about now. i mean, turning a stacy into a gf is retarded, so just bang and mutually use each other to get ahead in your career
Eliminate all chads
I would not fuck her
Having a gf is fucking miserable. Go on backpage and fuck bitches there.
just try to start a normal conversation with one of them. After a while just ask one of them out. If they reject you, on to the next one...just don't act like a stalker or some weird shit.
What if all my coworkers already think of me as the weird, quiet guy
How do I have conversations with girls I see near my workplace in the downtown core
Seems dangerous. Getting ripped off, stds, etc.
So you want just a waifu? Kek. That's why you don't have one m8
Sauce?
Shit tier couch but I'd still fuck her
That pic just made me rock hard I didn't even bother reading your post.
Come on man this is the sanctuary of the No Fappers Association do not torment us
How about i kick your ass you ugly fucker
So go to a strip club and find a cutie you really like and find out if she escorts. But that's waaaaaaaaayyyy more expensive. Me , I've fucked 10 strippers and at least 25 escorts and have only been robbed at gunpoint 1 time. I get tested on a regular basis too.
I caught crabs and that was from a girl who wasn't in the sex industry. My ex got herpes from her new boyfriend right after me and fucked another friend of mine to spite me and gave it to him. When I used to sell drugs a girl I was fucking set me up to get robbed too. Free pussy can be just as nasty as that paid shit famm.
Tbqh, I want companionship that I don't have to pay for. I have no friends or anyone to spend time with
>making sluts girlfriends
>absolutely haram
Why not try to make friends at the gym?
>dat pussy
>dem feet
got dahm
Don't want to make one of the sluts my gf, but seems like every grill is one these days
How?
Girls all have headphones on, are staring at their phone, with a guy friends or doing cardio
In which situation should I talk to them?
T. Scumbag