Health inspection day comes. The entire class needs to:

Health inspection day comes. The entire class needs to:
>inspect your penis
>inspect the smell and appearance of your urine
>inhale a fart 6 inches from your ass

How embarrassed are you during this? Will your results fall into the acceptable "normal" range?

nice thread OP

This is such a stupid fucking thread i'm actually laughing

I have been told I have not only a large penis but an aesthetic one too.
My piss smells like everyone else that drinks 1.5 litres of water a day and doesn't eat asparagus.
My farts typically don't smell

I'm a god to you faggots

>penis is average
>urine is loaded with phosphates due to protein, has an awful odor (not a UTI, just protein), and is cloudy but not foamy
>farts smells like a trillion town eggs basking in the hot sun

I'd kill myself desu

>penis insepction day at school
>my bulge is especially large, due to my tight underwear
>everyone makes fun of me for having a boner
>tfw im actually flaccid
>tfw shower not grower

>not having a retractable penis is a good thing

I'm compact and efficient you fucking mong

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't have a choice

Tfw 6'7 but 5 inch penis

>Tfw 5 inch but 6'7 penis

Mfw penis inspection day

Mfw

Haven't had inspection day in a while, sir.
Thanks for keeping us honest and in check!

penis: it's a grower, not a shower, 6.5" erect, usually made fun of unless hard

urine is okay, maybe too yellow, mostly because I don't hydrate enough

farts: they smell awful. literally smell like rotten eggs have been hanging around my anus for years.

D- Ddd- Did I pass the inspection, sir?

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>My farts typically don't smell

ofc everyone enjoys their own brand, faggot

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEKEKEK!!!!!

F

>inhale a fart 6 inches from your ass

MY TIME HAS COME TO WHIFF AND SNIFF

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My vegan gas will destroy the weak but kinda smells like coconuts in a way. Good luck

fuk

Does your mom know you're using her computer?

Haha I'd love to have a gas mask on that's directly connected to your butthole just to see if your farts actually smell good

I will write history!