Health inspection day comes. The entire class needs to: >inspect your penis >inspect the smell and appearance of your urine >inhale a fart 6 inches from your ass
How embarrassed are you during this? Will your results fall into the acceptable "normal" range?
Wyatt Allen
nice thread OP
Mason Wilson
This is such a stupid fucking thread i'm actually laughing
Colton Perry
I have been told I have not only a large penis but an aesthetic one too. My piss smells like everyone else that drinks 1.5 litres of water a day and doesn't eat asparagus. My farts typically don't smell
I'm a god to you faggots
Jose Hughes
>penis is average >urine is loaded with phosphates due to protein, has an awful odor (not a UTI, just protein), and is cloudy but not foamy >farts smells like a trillion town eggs basking in the hot sun
I'd kill myself desu
Connor Powell
>penis insepction day at school >my bulge is especially large, due to my tight underwear >everyone makes fun of me for having a boner >tfw im actually flaccid >tfw shower not grower
Noah Richardson
>not having a retractable penis is a good thing
I'm compact and efficient you fucking mong
Mason Ramirez
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brody Robinson
I don't have a choice
Camden Martinez
Tfw 6'7 but 5 inch penis
Adrian Torres
>Tfw 5 inch but 6'7 penis
Jackson Rodriguez
Mfw penis inspection day
Luis James
Mfw
Noah Parker
Haven't had inspection day in a while, sir. Thanks for keeping us honest and in check!
penis: it's a grower, not a shower, 6.5" erect, usually made fun of unless hard
urine is okay, maybe too yellow, mostly because I don't hydrate enough
farts: they smell awful. literally smell like rotten eggs have been hanging around my anus for years.
D- Ddd- Did I pass the inspection, sir?
Aiden Jenkins
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Chase Lee
>My farts typically don't smell
ofc everyone enjoys their own brand, faggot
Asher Edwards
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEKEKEK!!!!!
Wyatt Johnson
F
Zachary Flores
>inhale a fart 6 inches from your ass
MY TIME HAS COME TO WHIFF AND SNIFF
Wyatt Davis
...
Ian Myers
My vegan gas will destroy the weak but kinda smells like coconuts in a way. Good luck
Lincoln Cooper
fuk
Nathaniel Mitchell
Does your mom know you're using her computer?
Jaxon Clark
Haha I'd love to have a gas mask on that's directly connected to your butthole just to see if your farts actually smell good