Tfw too jacked to do a proper troll cosplay

Read a real book you fucking degenerate

>not going as your favorite classpect
Lol fag

>tfw Terezi will never accidentally bite your lips with her sharp teeth while making out

One time when I was throat fucking a girl her teeth started digging a small bloody line into the side of my dick, it reminded me of Terezi and all the smut I'd read about her and I came immediately.

>home stuck
WHY

Just get to 8% bodyfat. You'll look like an anime character.

Because of the cute girls with daddy issues user.

Got a lot. What kind you want?
Some examples
>Tons of threesomes with bro and a girl
>Going for fucking 1 of every girl in a series
>Themed orgies
>Renacting hentai anime irl
>Staying in character while fucking (For example Yuno Mirai Nikki wew fucking lad)
>Getting blown the fuck out in every game I played by some random cosplay slut
>Strip vidya, take off piece of clothing every time you lose, or take a shot
>Dress up as a girl, fuck a girl dressed up as a guy
>Got blackmailed by some consloot, all she does it make me drink her pee (lmao jokes on her I enjoyed it)
>Had a girl lick my entire body clean of sweat (walked around all day in 100+ degree heat)
>Got a blow job, refused to swallow, instead let me finish on her face and then proceeded to rub it in like lotion what the fuck
>Some really submissive masochist girl wanted me to smack her with a loaded stapler while fucking her from behind

Crazy times, live for this shit.

>english sucks

Gimme all dat

Caliborn is great but LE really sucks.

I liked hsg non-sequitor english

>tfw always wanted to look like archer from Fate stay night the moment i played the game
>tfw you have to look like this(bigger shoulders and arms preferably) to do a proper cosplay

Even with steroids the dream is dead,

> Not wanting to be best sweaty muscle troll.

Just be Equius, and do the world a great service.

I cosplayed iron will at a pony convention. Got mires all around. Just pick swole characters.

homestuck is one thing, but you took it too far, kill yourself.

There is only one shredded troll.

Wouldn't even be here if not for waifuing RD in late 2011.

But wait! There's more!

youtu.be/igxk4NmdE-Q

the stapler one first

kinda....

>tfw too ripped to not look like i'm showing off in a tank top
>not ripped enough to feel worthy of wearing them
>oh but average joes and fatties can wear tanks to stay cool.

Stop being so autistic and just fucking wear a tank

Lol stop being autistic you can't afford a tank.

because goth girls are hot

wtf is homestuck and why are autistic kids raving about it?

I don't think anyone is juicy enough or autistic enough to be capable of literally wearing a tank.

Also there is literally a troll whose only personality traits are being strong and liking milk. Damn you're retarded, OP. So you can't be a Karkat or Sollux cosplayer, so what? Why would you WANT to be a literal cuck or a nerdy weenie?

It's a webcomic about hot girls. That's literally it.

Man just be a swole version of whoever you like. Remember that built Aang cosplay? He looked great

this one

Fuark, other Veeky Forums cosplayers.

I'm 6'3 and I'm going all out on the Lü Bu cosplay that I'm doing in Gamescom next year. Gonna cost me around €1200 in raw materials alone, but shits gonna be dope.

>Tfw after 5 years of lifting I finally feel big enough to do a warring kingdoms cosplay

holy fuck what an autistic qt

where do I find girls like this Veeky Forums?

Damn nigga, hopefully I'll be able to pull off Gan Ning next year. Good luck with your armor

can we trade lives?

I thought he was an skeleton

Be Troll Warlord instead

Thanks man, making it together with a master smith. Dude has sick ideas and he works for free because he owes me! So excited man. Got a 3D printer I can use for carbon shoulder pads (need that for Lü Bu's desu) from a firm I had a contract with.

Good luck to you too man, we all gonna make it. Set myself a goal that if I could bench 3 pl8 for tripples that I would make the armor, guess it's time.

Fuck post more qt3.14 cosplay girls

LuBu could be a mistake bro.
>Do not pursue.

This nigga has some small as fuck wrists.

The chemist has some small fuckin wrists and he was the most aesthetic man to ever live.

>tfw you know this cosplayer
>tfw you know she left the homestuck fandom because of all the autistic fucks.

> its user fantasizes a different life in his coma then wakes up and posts fake stories on Veeky Forums episode

how do i obtain monk mode

Those trips demand you tell the story m8

What exactly did the autistic fucks do to make her leave?

>Senjougahara
>Brought a stapler for her cosplay
>Talking about how it'd feel to get stapled (much like a scene in the show)
>Couple of drinks later
>We're getting in to it
>Asks me to spank her, then quickly adds with the stapler
>I'm drunk so I assume she meant staple her ass (probably meant just smack her with it)
>Line it up on her ass cheek and pound a staple in
>Makes the funniest(to drunk me) squealing noise
>Continue to fuck her and slam a staple in there
>Pulled them out when we were done
>Couldn't sit the next day

Like the other user said, Equius is the obvious choice. You could probably do a Dave or Bro cosplay too, people would buy a Veeky Forums version of those characters.

Tbh you should just go all out and be a swole crossdressing nepeta.

Anybody else remember when Homestuck looked like it was going to be amazing? Why did Hussie have to get bored ;_;

>line it up on her ass cheek and pound a staple in it

what the fuck

It was pretty hot, made her clench really hard. Only did it about 5-6 times.

>Homestuck

Are you posting from 2012?

Pls don't remind me of how promising homestuck once was

Story time faggot

...

I still need the answer to this btw

God damn this thread makes be wish there were more than two cons a year here. All I want is a qt crazy weeb gf. ;-;

Imma remember that stunt. Some hoes are really masochistic. But next time, please soak em staples in alcohol before. Don't want no infection there.

no you don't you definitely don't, I agree it'd fun as heck to smash, but no gf.

What are some good fit cosplays for banging con sloots? I've been wanting to do Naked Snake but I don't think girls will be as into that.

We wiped her ass down with vodka after pulling them out at least.

Anything where you dress up as a girl.

Like most 'artists' he lacked business sense. If he had any brains he would of turned his massive fan base into a multi million dollar business.

Hell, he could of just hired shadow writers and kept raking in the molla.

Homestuck was always shit.

Nah, it was really good up until universe B. That's when there's a notable decline in quality.

>being a troll
>not going full godmode Illidan

You'll never make it. If you want that sweet nightelf pussy, you need to step your game up.

>implying illidan got any

malfurion was the nightelf chad, illidan blew it with his oneitis and went cocoon mode for 10 000 years

It was never good unless you were 10 or an autist reading it.

>I'm mad because somebody likes something I don't like

You can like taking it in the ass. I don't give a fuck. I'll still call you a faggot. Nothing wrong with that gayboi, I'm just stating facts.

Nah trust me senpai, as long as we have the important stuff in common and she isn't annoying she could be killing other girls who hit on me and I'd just be flattered. Just bring me my yandere weeb gf. I appreciate the advice though, maybe I'll look back on this convo one day when I'm tied to a chair getting my dick slashed off and go, "Damn that user was right."

Become best boi.

>ywn spitroast Latula with Mituna
why even live senpai?

>not eridan

You fucked up

Eri is our prince, but not quite as cute as the flailing spastic retard.

Post more hot cosplayers you fags

>38900335
I would fucking destroy her

wups, try dat again >38900335

aight i quit

If you ignore the fucking awful music she's hot as fuck

youtu.be/IF_vSLaNDo4

how can I smash this.

I want to kill her with my penis

youtube.com/watch?v=u6PKzrrkbP8

:^)

I need to get a qt who's into this kinda shit.

Go to a con.

>Homestuck

Maybe next year you and your autistic friends can cosplay as Steven Universal and Rainbow Dash too!

>be equius
>swole troll

actually laughed out loud at that.

Do the girls at cons actually put out?

see
If you're ugly and have no game you wont get shit though. You need to be visibly Veeky Forums and have a decent face. Also you need to cosplay and do it pretty well.

The story isn't all that great, it's pretty run of the mill as far as homestuck cosplayers go.
>Cosplayer's name is Mattison
>Mattison hasn't read homestuck but hears about the trolls.
>Decides to cosplay Gamzee, then moves onto Kanaya and Porrim.
>Starts doing Chatroulette as homestuck characters.
>Post cosplay pics on tumblr and deviantart.
>Be doing all of this back in 2012-2013.
>Homestuck fandom is a beast as massive as it is autistic.
>Bombardment of facebook post all about being stalked and receiving death threats.
>Takes a break from cosplay, mainly homestuck.
We don't really keep in touch now, But as far as I know she isn't doing cosplay as much. She mainly does tattoos and was on a show called Skinwars.

holy fuark, who is this qt?

moar?

>cosplays as homestuck characters without ever having read it

fucking cancer