Mirin Stories?

Go have a black coffee and train you chode lol, can tell you have never been mired.

My chiro said i was a big guy

>lashing out
Confirmed lying autist.

15 pecs solid

adolescent girls and asians like twinks ime desu. Milfs are the first to comment on muscles, probs tired of dadbods. 20-30 varies a lot depending on daddy issues (which leads to dadbod + height preference).

Fuck motivation
Get discipline. That shit won't leave you like your high school crush and friends.
Fucking robot

I agree man

this desu op. Passion will come and go, but consistency is the true maker of gains.

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>doing weighted pull-ups
>gym buddy starts laughing
>some guy ran into cable machines while merlin

and

>doing moderate weight squats ATG without safeties or spotter
>wearing headphones
>tapped on shoulder
>its high test grill doing babby weight squats on smith machine behind me
>"really nice squats! and you're going solo!"
>grill says something else about having guts for no safeties
>"t-thanks..."
>put headphones back on right away
>finish remaining squats as quickly as possible

Lol

Monitoring

Bump

Doing deadlift, not even that much just over two plate. A turn to take a breather and in the mirror I see this girl checking me hard. I spin around and she gives herself whiplash whipping her neck away. Breddy gud

I've had some girls throw me some glances before but I had my first real mire recently.
Probably only happened now because I'm cocoon mode

>doing weighted pull ups w/a 45 in a power rack(the power rack faces a mirror)
>staring at my sexy ass lats while I do reps
>on rep 6 I see a girl looking at my back
>didn't really think much and kept going
>on rep 8 I look again and I see she's still staring
>keeps looking until we make eye contact, immediately looks at the ground

feels bretty gud

>be a few weeks ago
>be at funeral for some distant relative
>be sitting next to aunt
>during service aunt pokes my thigh to get my attention and feels how solid it is
>makes face like shes impressed
after service she calls me "muscles"
>"t-thanks Aunt Gina"

Indeed.
Female autism is adorable.

Kek

Nice

Does her ass smell and taste like sweet sweet candy?

Fuck her asap to assert dominance you twink

Girls were remarking about how satisfying it is to see a full plate on the bar for their squats, then look at my bar and go "but then you look at that...", "...but proportionally we're still doing pretty good".

I was only at 3.25pl8 but still feels good to hear someone merlin my weights.

I got one I guess, was when I got my haircut and was driving.
I mostly keep to myself so I never really acknowledge any mires.

>Be little over a month that ago
>Get haircut since hair was grown out, shoulder length, and curly as hell giving me a hobo vibe
>Lady is shearing my shit, walk out and feel fresh as fuck
>Driving, first stop and begin to turn, attractive dude eye fucking me
>Driving, tons of people (mostly dudes) completely turning heads and staring at me
>Found one hambeast woman in a white tank top staring a hole into my face
>Friend who went with me said "dude all these people are checking you out!"
Felt pretty amazing desu. Though it was more my face than my body, I still consider them mires.
>TFW still have same haircut
>TFW people are extremely friendly and nice towards me
>The years of pain I went with shitty hair was cut off that very day

what was this fantastic cut?

Literally a male version of a pixie cut. But it accentuated my facial frame and so it looked good.
My face most resembles a diamond face shape.
>Born attractive
>Don't feel you're attractive enough for someone

>typing up all this half-related and not posting face

sauce on girl?

dang user
congrats, I hope to be in that situation soon. but I need to start lifting and find the right haircut. I just let it grow and get messy

Can you post a pic? I'm searching for it on google images but I'd have no idea how it'd look IRL.

Haha I did the same with my hair because at the time I didn't care much for myself (mental illness a shit, so glad I'm getting better).
Even if you need to lift more, or lose/gain weight I totally recommend getting the right haircut asap.
You can also look up haircuts that look good for your gender and face shape.
Just type in male face shapes or face shapes into Google, find the face shape that's most accurate, and then look on Google some haircuts for that face that you really like.
That's what I did and it did wonders!

Heidi Harper

Sure thing user!
I got this haircut but just modified it a bit with shorter sideburns and that's about all I had done.
Amazingly simple, and thankfully I am a pretty attractive guy which helps a ton.

Forgot pic. I'm airheaded sorry user.

Kek

thanks user
I'll get on that, appreciate it!

Alright, that is all I needed, I basically have this face, though the bottom of my nose is straighter, my jaw bigger and my eyes darker.

Now I just need to wait for my hair to grow a bit more and then find a place near me that can cut it well enough.

Thanks user!

You're welcome! I'm happy I could help user.

I'm happy I could help! I actually have a wider jaw than him and a straighter nose as well and it worked wonders for me.
Get it and rock it user, I wish you the best!

>laying nude with gf post fuck
>she keeps grabbing my ass saying how much she likes it
feels gud

Why would you even be mad though? Picture an overweight weirdo trying their hardest to get physical contact with you, obviously wanting sex (I'm not saying that was your main drive). You feel a bit repulsed by their way of life and appearence. I'm 100% sure you done this to "that fat ugly weirdo girl". Now fast forward a couple of years. You grown quite a lot mentally. Had many different experiences and have a new way of looking at people. That weird lazy repulsive girl who used to get attracted to you got her shit together. No more dooritoes in the hair. Not covered in zits. Actually looks pretty fit. Maybe you misjudge her? You proceed to flirt with her and get an angsty reply. Yep, she sure as fuck didn't evolve beyond the physical. Hint: that's you.

Some user posted a vocaroo of ASMR on music. Its surprisingly motivating.
vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2

Please make another if your readimg this user.

>be me
>changing for cattle show in buddies camper at fair
>get done sit down to put my boots on
>buds stepsister comes from the back of the camper
>didn't know she was in here
>say hello
>sits on my lap squeezes my arm and says hello
>comments on how big my arms are
>to autistic to realize what happening
>ask her get up I need to go show
>realize in the middle of the class what I just did
>go try make shit happen but I guess I pissed her off cause she wouldn't give me the time of day after that

And that's how I passed on my chance to bang a 17 year old thick gymnast for $10 and a fourth place ribbon. Feels bad boys, feels really bad.

>tfw you're back home after an intense workout
>step out of the shower
>exit the bathroom
>pass the hallway mirror on your way to the kitchen to get some good ol protein
>a fleeting gaze towards said mirror makes you come back in front of it
>tfw you're actually surprised at how fucking shredded you are

Dude, hoes will be mirin all the time, but you know you've made it when your own fucking self starts mirin.

This was the gayest shit I've ever seen
0/10 made me cringe

its a short story, but really boosted my self esteem, here goes
>be me, reading a book on campus
>really nice day out, lots of students
> girl sits about 6 yards away from me, glances occasionally over my way and then stairs at her phone
>goes on for about half an hour
> gets up, walks up to me and says "you look super cute today" spills her spaghetti and 360 power walks away
I've never been on the receiving end of spaghetti spillage but it felt nice desu

stares° wtf how did i made it to college

This is Veeky Forums, dude. Being gay is the fucking norm.

Got called "muscles" by colleagues at two different jobs.

Impressed 50 year old woman and muslim gook by doing a pullup onto an awkward warehouse shelf

Caught underrage girl mirin me openly several times

Thanks SS

>record myself jerking off completely naked on the bed after being on nofap for a month
>watch it the next day and can't help but jerk off to it and cum buckets when I came on my abs

is this gay or is it masturbation

it's okay allow me to show you to the stares leading outside.

Got a 2-fer from the other day at the grocery store.

>walking down frozen food isle with wife for dat frozen brock
>girl looks at me out of corner of her eye
>slowly turns to stare, eventually facing straight towards me
>felt like meat, smile, nod, spaghetti, etc
>horny smirk across her face as she watches me pass
>look back and shes turned to watch me walk away
>finally notice her bf digging through hungry man dinners
>understand why she looked at me like that now
>wife laughed about it, gave me a tough time
>after more shopping, go to check out while wife hits up redbox
>large man ahead of me
>has basket filled with chicken breasts
>turns, glances, smiles, makes small talk
>him-"Chicken is on sale right now."
Yeah, I saw that; too bad I just bought some a few days ago."
>him-"You work out?"
>thought cool, fellow Veeky Forums maybe
>get to talking about routines, mentions he used to be a body builder and now is a trainer
>suddenly, he gets flustered and apologizes, turns away
>no idea what happened
>notice wife walked up behind me during friendly conversation
>odd, but think nothing of it
>get out to car and wife is laughing hard
>"He wanted to fuck your butt! LMAO!"
>it sinks in; she's right
>have good laugh with wife on way home

I don't get many mires because I usually wear ill fitting, baggy shirts and hoodies, but this was on a pretty hot day so I was just wearing a single, thin shirt.

Fun times.

Ehh

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I am not a man of many 'mires and am so socially maladjusted I probably will never notice them if they do occur.
>The exception is the nickname "beefcake" which is playful enough to be sarcastic most likely.
>It felt somewhat good regardless until I went to her house and heard her call her obese cat "beefcake" too.

It's genuinely a good thing I'm not lifting for pussy, or to get confident. God knows they're not going anywhere.

Those were the good times

for him

kek

Lol if she turns 360° she would be facing the same direction

We've reached a point where this post is the actual bait, not the one he's responding to

The actual bait is the one who calls the first reply a newfag

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She was into that shit

Sounds like what my gf says to me too.
Damn gud feel

>camping with friends last weekend
>chopping firewood
>wearing thin beater
>big overhead swings into giant log
>lats.jpg
>sweat clinging to belly
>abs.gif
>between swings I notice the conversation at nearby campfire has gone quiet
>one of my bros suddenly breaks silence by whistling at me
>glance over just in time to catch one of the girls mirin' hard
>she quickly looks away and goes bright red
>realize the convo went quiet cause people noticed her staring at started chuckling amongst themselves
>buddy wasn't even whistling at me
>he was trying to embarrass her and draw attention to her staring
>lol
>my gf complains later and says some of the other girls were checking me out too
>not sure if she's just being crazy / jealous or if serious
>still an awkward weirdo and not used to attention yet

W A T
A
T

post pic and let me stare at you

these threads make my dyel ass wanna lift bad

THEN LIFT

nice

>implying you've never masturbated to your own reflection

d e f e n s i v e

Please mr. simpson... don't look at me like that... no... nooo!

What are you waiting for?

already went to the gym today lel

Come to think of it you make some pretty strong points, hmm.

But the way she lead me around a bit hurt, I guess that's why I was a little bitter. Stupid visual world.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ahh I love you

Iktfb. I had really long hair for years just because I didn't know what kind of haircut to get. Once I got my haircut properly my mires have increased 100x over.

>be me
>work for FAVOR
>literally text back and forth with people/ deliver them food, groceries, etc is my job
>90% of the requests are 18-25 year old girls that want starbucks
>I instagram mode my job profile pic to make my face look j00cy
>always get over excited emoji filled texts from customers
>when i finally drop off the goods sometimes girls stare and smile and take their sweet time to retrieve their shit/start conversations
>occasional compliments on my looks
Or
>rare occasions get invited inside to drop the shit off

Im average as fuck tho.

Did you record cumming to your recording of yourself cumming?

It's both

>teaching my girlfriend to swim
>lifeguard is a QT petite girl no older than 18
>she's watching us with interest, I assume for safety because my gf can't swim
>when we eventually get out and I stand up, water dripping off pecs Lifeguard Girl literally bites her lip
>as we walk past she gives me an obvious up/down look, makes eye contact, smiles and twiddles her fingers in a little wave
>feel my gfs grip on my hand go thermonuclear
>I smile back

Luckily my gf was too busy death-staring the girl down to see that last bit.

nothing wrong with a smile brother, you seem like a good man.

another

>work in a restaurant
>female manager is taking an order from a pretty Hermione type, all long curly hair and slender
>I catch managers eye, make an appreciative facial gesture towards the girl
>manager rolls her eyes
>she then leans in to the girl, points to me and says 'See the tall barman? The one built like a tank? Hes checking you out.'
>I pretend not to notice this happening
>'Him? Really?' says she girl. She blushes scarlet and then won't stop shyly glancing at me
>manager rolls her eyes again
>'Trust me honey hes a bit of an arsehole when you get to know him'

Apparently that girl has been back three times in a week since then but I've been off shift every time.

>She blushes scarlet and then won't stop shyly glancing at me
What the fuck man is this a mirin story or a romance novel

I was fucking filled with spaghetti in highschool, and when a cute girl said she liked my hair, I intentionally grew it out into a dirty mop out of sheer retardation for the rest of the year. I spent the next couple of years awkwardly hiding behind my shrub of a hairdo, not cutting it until uni, where I was noticed by chicks way more

>travel with the bus
>2 12ish old girls leave
>they see me and scream eeewwwww
Only the three of us and the driver was there, so there was no mistake. It killed me. They left in disgust.
It totally crushed me.

Oh look it's this guy.

Motivation is nice.

Do you have a ton of veins popping out or something?

No, I checked myself in the mirror when I got back too. Nothing was extraordinary. I guess that was the purest reaction to my face. I was just sitting around, I wasn't even looking at them before they started screaming.

were you looking at her in the reflection or yourself? don't lie

Might have been just them being dicks to random people. 12 year old girls are getting in the age where they are exploring their female abilities.