Tinder advice thread

I didn't know Lenny Kravitz lurked

are you black or chinese?

Try to limit the pictures while still showing your interests. So maybe 4 at the most or something

Half and half calling it now

>Also, would putting "probably have a nicer ass than you" be too obnoxious

Let's see it then we can judge

Since i have this pic i have more than double matches than before

Step 1, be attractive

Did you use a real pic to pull her or are you catfishing?

Does that approach (being crass) usually work for you or are you trying to see how far you can push things?

a-asking for a freind

Jesus how could anyone write shit like that without cringing so hard their teeth fall out

Anybody got any good tasteless pickup lines?
I think i saw a good one on here once that started with 'hey girl r u hitler, because i could nazi....
I forget the rest

Bro that picture set you back so hard you might need to throw your whole phone out and get a new one to make up for it

that's why tinder is great fun, senpai

If you really wanna repel the tumblr crowd get a MAGA hat and make it one of your pics

ayy Donald Glover is on Veeky Forums?

>Honestly just want a qt centre-right gf but apparently they don't exist
Then don't act like hipster beta numale. Conservative girls want conservative alpha man. Your description screams "I'll be the one in the kitchen ^^"

It's really me, I find more luck with this approach than trying to be polite and small talk, I tend to talk myself into a corner

dood you want a center right gf? You come off like a typical 'woke' black dude. I know it's hard being black and dating normal girls and shit but you are so innofenssive that I assumed you were a bernie supporter.

Take a pic in a tight t shirt that shows your support for the military or the 2nd amendment or something like that as a visual signal that you're not a beta male. Maybe a pic of you fishing or enjoying the company of a fine automobile. You're gonna have to signal what kind of guy you are and as of now you look like a feminist/socialist.

That house husband stuff doesn't look like sarcasm, it looks like you're being a bit tongue in cheek but it also looks like you are saying 'fuck gender norms, down with the patriarchy' in a cutesy way.

2 6 & 4 drop the rest

The girls you get, are they shameless turbo sluts or are they the typical 'good girls' (who are secret sluts for all the chads)?

post pics of Yasmin, and more convos like that, I love it

Still works tho

Truthfully they look like average girls (sometimes below), the hot ones aren't on tinder for a shag, they just want gratification that they're hot

Your profile is terrible, but you're a cute so there's that

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How do you fags need advice for tinder lol

I think this is pretty solid advice user, would second it.

This.
Fishing or lifting or chopping wood or having liquor and a cigar anything manly will do. I wouldn't go with the military shirt unless it shows off your gainz.

>good girls
>tinder

Pick one.

>one who judges
>the lunk alarm is judgemental

>Cousin (15) pecs "solid"

What did he mean by this

Still the greatest Tinder chat of all time

That you should lurk more.

So leaving your son when he is born, but always come back to check if he became a doctor yet?

It's the only whey to get pussy

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nah

>MFW

Will try this one someday

I would, no homo.

these arent even remotely funny

humour is subjective

who here smooth on tinder but autismo in real life?

Thought you were Elliot Rodgers for a sec

fuark, good profile Tbh

I have a lot of faith in omega game Tbh, gonna invite a girl from school to drink wine and feed pigeons with me soon

>is ur uterus ready to birth my champions

No, I don't want to buy a Big Mac.

I just set my bio to "all I want to do is bake cookies and drink wine."

You'd be surprised how many girls have come over since I changed it to that. I'm running low on baking supplies though.

Damn, this would work on me too

Good bio, user

keep this on the DL breh, 'netflix and chill' used to be a legit low key way to invite a girl over, now its a cringememe. in fact delete this post cause i want to use this for a few months and see how it works

Don't know what it is about bitches and wine. Always thought you'd need to be more imaginative when it comes to dates or just meeting up for the first time, but one of my mates is a 6'6 ripped Chad and he told me he always invites them over to his place to cook dinner together and drink wine. I thought it sounds lame as fuck, but apparently it works.

Just have a good recipe and you're set. You can get away with cheap wine, but not shitty cookies.

And who cares? Tinder/Bumble Iines are easy. When Chris Pratt was really popular I had "Chris Pratt called me 'bro' once" and I'd get a lot of matches. Just come up with something silly or ironically basic and you'll do fine.

Guys buy girls dinner all the time. Which is fine, but restaurants can be tough - you can always pick out who's on a first date, so it can make people self-conscious. Being at somebody's place is more personal and more relaxed.

Plus, the romance of cooking helps too. Even though most guys cook now, the stereotype that men are bad chefs persists. If you can make good food - or even better, food that looks good on Instagram bc you gotta get those social media gainz - its automatically better than 90% of restaurants.

More imaginative? Just settle on a nearby starbucks and get them a cup of tea, if they bitch about it then tell them to fuck off.

$6 and you know whether they are worth hitting up again, which you can then suggest your place or theirs.

Fuck. That.
I don't have any graphic Tees, but I have an American flag in my living room. That good?
Holy shit I'm actually mad I come off as a feminist what the fuck

Not enough hotties on tinder in my area. There is maybe like 10 bangable women out of every 100.

as you rightfully should be.

welcome to Veeky Forums

Dude not sure if this is bait but you look extremely soft, even a change of bio would save you from the wonky purple fringed nightmare that awaits you

>Black guy with nappy hair
>Holding a camera in pic 2
>Those glasses in pic 6
>Aspiring house husbam
>talk nerdy to me

>Surprised people think he's a feminist

TOP KEK

Also ignore this guy: Don't play the identity politics game, just get rid of some of the things in your profile, and make them less hipstery.

hows my slavsquat form Veeky Forums?

something tells me you prefer sufjan stevens over 21 savage

Bio kills it u got a good chancy type vibe going on

>soft
In what way? I'm definitely not a Tyrone by any standard, but I'm definitively somewhat introverted

Going to take a new first picture when I get my hair lined up. Is pic related good till then?

Well yeah. 21 a shit who's only good for turning up.

Advice?

>Well yeah. 21 a shit who's only good for turning up.
yeah you ain't a real nigga. have fun with the tumblr girls

The sixth is the most aesthetic. In fact, make that your new look. It makes up for your dead eyes.

Well yeah obviously.
Do you think any "real" niggas even browse Veeky Forums, let alone ask Veeky Forums for advice on getting laid?

Don't put obvious lies in your description, my dude. We all know you're not going to be a stay-at-home husband (but especially father).

damn....
but for realz just fuck the tumblr sluts. you can get away with anything because poc can't do no wrong.

Yeah that one's definitely true. First time one of them came over , butt stuff wasn't out of the question. Just taking it in as reparations or something.

yasmin is a 6/10 max 7

Bruh you cute no homo

im the reverse, its an abstract feel but its the better option though

DYEL nigger?

Djamal pls just leave

I'm a good 30 pounds heavier from when those pictures where taken. Eventually I'll get around to updating them.

>emojis after every message

I can't do that...I just can't. I grew up in a different time.

Use 2 and cut 3. "Probably have a nicer ass than you" won't work unless your pictures show you're Veeky Forums which they won't. Just make a joke breh.

If you had actually grew up in a different time you wouldn't be saying emoji

put pic 4 in first. Glasses will trigger curiosity

emiticons are differnt than emojis fagget

get on my 1988 level

OP, you come across as Donald Glover if he didnt have any talent.

I imagine you have a slight lisp.

You probably bench twice as much as me but I feel like I would still fight you.

It looks like you wish you lived in a real city with hipster bagel bars and places that serve steak and eggs in a shovel plate but, you dont and never will, you just visit the city to get stories to tell the normies who live in townships.

All in all, you really do give off that male feminist vibe and I am not aure there is anything you could do to change that. Just embrace it, pink armpit hair and sky blue lipstick is a hot look sometimes.

Yous the perfect example of what a c.r.a.B. is.

the fourth picture is insanely good desu

Getting swole would also help. You look scrawny. Your head looks small in comparison to your shoulders, so you have a good frame I think.

Fuck is a c.r.a.B.?

Most of the pictures are old. My frame has filled out nicely thanks to advice from you lovely people.

Lol that's literally my profile line. Chicks love it, especially if you can back it up with a booty pic.

Holy Christ please be bait

some bs invented by internet betas

You look fine, just show yourself being more outgoing/physically active/extroverted and you'l be golden

Old greentext meme.
Story about some guy's cousin feeling his pecs, then commenting "solid"