It has been decided!

Where were you when it happened?
Where WERE YOU when they announced that Calvin Harris has the best body of all men?

Sauce - Swedish Radio Show earlier today.
Actual qoutes from the air consisting of three hot ladies.

"Any guy who would like to impress girls with their body should google Calvin Harris torso"

"Nobody likes Meatheads"
Need Calvin Harris routine NAOW

>Swedish Radio Show earlier today.
Who give a dog's shit??

You may find comfort in your denial now but what happens when reality strikes you twice in the face?
Where will your denial be? Face the truth now

He looks great there. But without perfect lighting and a touch up he will look like any moderately active person. Also:
>taking the words of women at face value

vem bryr sig om vad svenska kvinnor tycker
de är vidriga blåhåriga feministiska landvalar allihop, not to forget that they're all gender-queer lesbians

ses på gymmet bror

>Any guy who would like to impress girls with their body
So idiots, basically?
If you lift to impress girls, you are a fucking idiot and should be treated as such.

Not to mention this came from 'Actual qoutes from the air consisting of three hot ladies.' and women are notorious for not knowing what the fuck they want.

They dont want YOU to look like him, they like him and the way he looks. How fucking hard is this bullshit to understand?
Like that fucking retard to underwent surgery to look like Bieber or more recently Beckham, how did that work out?

Liftan 4 urself lol


Fucking virgin pos

>de är vidriga blåhåriga feministiska landvalar allihop
Mjeah, många ser jävligt bra ut men du kan inte lita på vad en tjej säger

Dags att dra till jobbet, stay strong faggot

If Calvin Harris had worse facial aesthetics those women would not have voted for Calvin Harris, whatever the rest of his body may look like.

And next week it will be another guy.

I had no idea this would trigger Veeky Forums to such extent!

> basing life around what 3 swedish sloots said on a shitty radio show

Kill yourself immediately OP

making factual claims != being triggerd

>torso

So specific? Oh yea that's right some people can't have the face/height/frame so they tell themselves that GLUTES or HAMSTRING matters! allow me to kek you in the face dellusional fuck

>Swedish radio show
>Hot ladies
Does not compute. They probably had 2 mulattos and Kakan Hermansson as hosts.

They really need to stop using celebrities for this "hottest body" bullshit. Women are too dumb to remove status and wealth from attractiveness.

Have normal / non famous people (even with their faces cropped out) and do the same voting

>implying that Kakan Hermansson is not the ideal Veeky Forums high test partner
>kys instantly

>Them fat people calves
I'm jealous desu

Yes they were strangely absent in admiring his glutes or hams.
Wonder why?

Call Ahab.

god damn women don't they know how much this effects us???

>Tfw i kinda look like this

Pic looks great but it's also both taken and edited by pro's

>nobody likes meat heads
What these fucking morons don't understand is that to get a body like that (natty) you need to spend years on the gym, eating right, and then cut when you have enough mass to look good at such a low body fat.
Not to mention that particular picture is shopped, and under perfect lighting. Fucking normies.

sounds to me like the think he just chose that body and that the ladies think every "meathead" has bad taste for thinking they chose to look like that thinking they would impress the ladies and/or overcompensating.

Like Calvin Harris chose this body because he has great taste

Any girl who would like to impress guys with their body should google Gisele Bundchen. Nobody likes landwhales.

ouch... imagine that being sad on the radio!

Fuck that pleb Jamie Dornan got the best body.

Is he natty though?

Reminder of what he looked like before the $.

Nice joke senpai... beacuse you were joking yes?

>swedish radio
>sweden
>Trusting what a cuck country has to say
Wew lad

These three ladies hardly spoke for ther entire country dude....
They just spoke for the entire taste of every woman worldwide.

Bozencho