Veeky Forums's career path

What are some of the Veeky Forumsizens dream job?

Personally, I would like a job revolving around a fit lifestyle(which is one of the reasons I'm leaning to study anatomy/physiology), but at the same time I have a fear for the mundane life.

So how about you?
What are, or were some your career path options?
Do they fit in with your Veeky Forums lifestyle?

i want to be a programmer. 2 months until i get my bachelors

fuck a fit job. i run 7 days a week (35+ miles a week) and lift 5 days a week.

I work at a warehouse and lift heavy shit all day, doesn't get any more Veeky Forums than that, I get payed to lift

I'm a musician

English teacher

>payed
Yeah it's quite obvious that you're useless for anything other than manual labor.

I work as a firefighter/Paramedic in a rural county near me but I'm interested in going back to school for engineering.

I'm hoping to get into mechanical or electrical engineering.

I'm already working my dream job. I'm a post-doctoral fellow at a research institution in my city. I'm on six figures two years out of university, been paying off my undergrad slowly but surely and the nature of my work means there's always something going on. Seven years of studying are finally paying off. I couldn't be happier

Yo pics? No homo but that's the same track I'm on

Currently studying to be a geoligist. I'd like to work for an oil company or poss the USGS.

Same as you OP, ever since I got into the fit lifestyle ive wanted to do something related to nutrition or fitness. I am thinking maybe physiotherapy or something close to a nutritionist. Anyone got any suggestions or experience about these career paths?

Was a marine, then a private military contractor, now on the road to penetration testing.

I'd rather get paid to workout than sit at a desk like a lazy faggot

Let's see your routine nigga

5 weeks into computer science and I want to kill myself already. I'm dumb as shit.

would like to be a chemist for the pharmaceutical industry
will be able to make my own test so pretty Veeky Forums I'd say

Investment banker and make bare stacks senpai.

Probably not quite good enough to get there though, so will settle for being an accountant

I want to be a doctor. However, I'm already 23, have barely an associates and an EMT cert.

And I have the spatial ability of woman.

So I'll probably end up as a PA or something.

i am softwaredeveloper and i hate it. i was a gamer once, but sitting in front of the pc every fucking day made me lose any interest in all it fields.
developing/repairing some random shit you will never ever see again gives you not a singe statisfaction.

i would like to be a simple farmer. self-sufficient. not that big farm shit, very small, no heavy machines, no specification in a single part of farming. waking up with the sunrise.

Butcher.
>pick of the finest meats you can think of to facilitate muscle growth
>easy work, leaving you with more energy for your fitness stuff
>THE guy to host a BBQ party
>for real, you out-alpha everyone because there's no doubt that you know about meat
>tell other blokes to bring some salad or something
>cool fucking job
>learn how to cook good

It's never too late, user

I want to play guitar for a living, tour the world playing original music. I could be a hired gun or it could be my own band, I wouldn't mind.
It's my biggest dream.

I moved to London two years ago to pursue it, but I failed and had to move back home (Copenhagen) and have been wallowing in my own pity and misery since.
I've lost hope and fire.

I do car loans now and I barely practice guitar anymore because I get angry and frustrated when I do.

I hate myself and my life so fucking bad

Yes i know.. i am on it.
original plan was to save about 100k euro and get a nice place far away from big cities. Not sure if i make it, maybe i take a credit instead.

Hey man good shit, I usually never hear happy endings from people who want to do research

Physical Therapist but want to kill myself because its hard as fuck

My dream job was to work at an observatory.

I now work at an observatory.

The work is pretty interesting, but the levels of focus required for 8 hours a day are exhausting. Maybe I'll move into management. Also sitting at a desk all day feels a bit shit. I always take a walk around the hill during my lunch breaks.

>post-doc
>six figures
The fuck? You curing cancer or some shit? Most post-docs I know get like a 50k stipend.

God you're an idiot. Single service farm life is horribad. There's a reason nobody does it anymore. You're just being romantic about something you have no idea about.

Here's an idea, why don't you take your time to do some on the side work as a farmhand literally anywhere, to get a feel for it? Wanna bet within two weeks you're gonna be sick of it?

Stories like this are my nightmare. I just want to writes stories and lift. Guess I'll just be poor and unhappy

Let the man dream user, you don't have to be such a meanie face.

Everybody has that "grass is greener" mentality about something

Thats how he got into the situation he is in right now retard

seriously wtf. post-docs usually get shitted on.

although I've heard of fresh Ph.Ds jumping into industry and making 6.

I myself am a forensic investigator.

>no heavy machines, no specification in a single part of farming
So you want to work hard, have zero free time and make no money.

WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN

I'm a fat ass fuck now too to make matters worse... I literally can't fit any of my clothes anymore.
I work from home so I just wear a tshirt and swim shorts every day.

I'm starting to turn it around with working out and dieting though.
The only thing that gives me any kind of joy (not really joy, it just stops me feeling depressed for a bit) is drinking tons of coke and eating lots of crisps.
It's literally the only thing I think about.

I've stopped last week though. I've been dieting properly and working out 5-6 times a week.
It'll take a long ass time before I don't look like a fucking lard ass and can fit my clothes again though.

I hate myself

>Astronaut with the sole mission of finding out Mars was earth all along

being a programmer is great

I manage a hotel and I'm getting a Master's in Accounting with night classes

Not really a Veeky Forums job, but I am well paid now, and will be even better paid once I get my master's and bump over to corporate

Do you get penitrated?

>Here's an idea, why don't you take your time to do some on the side work as a farmhand literally anywhere, to get a feel for it? Wanna bet within two weeks you're gonna be sick of it?

i already did, 2 weeks farming in 2014, 4 weeks are planned in 2017 and 9 Month in 2018
also i consumed tons of books/videos about (alternative) farming, people who dropped out, people who life without money since years, etc.

enjoy your lemming lifes.

is there much money to be made in electrical engineering tech?

it just looks like sparky wages are to be made,wtf.

he carries a gun tho. i'm not a sworn officer.

feesbadman

If you're in one of the good states, can't you just carry anyway? Police associates should have an easy time getting a gat.

>tfw this is also on my top 3 list of dream jobs
How did you make it user?

need to wait 2 years residency to apply for LTC.

>dream job

Successful porn star who never has to do gay/bi/gross shit and I would also direct some videos of my own to play out my personal fantasies.

>reality
>entry-level data reporter

should have mentioned I just moved for this job, so have no residency benefits.

uni near me accepts people out of any field so long as they nail the CARS section of the MCAT's.
Going from Justice to medicine if possible, I'm shit at chem and bio so I'm starting from the bottom, but fuck it'll feel great to be accpeted that's my goal.
anyone done the MCATs here?

I felt the exact same way. I decided to become a carpenter. I work out doors, can blast music all day, eat&drink when ever i want. It's relatively simple to build a home now that I know what it entails. Hopefully I can build my own log cabin by a lake one day and get away from all you cunts, lol.

Environmental advisor for a manufacturing plant in my countries biggest industry. Work is pretty chill, get to walk around site and farms a lot inspecting shit. Also on the side part of our sites emergency responders so am going through firefighter training and first aid all covered by the company. Perfect as a first job out of university

I'm studying.

what uni by any chance?

I'm in school to get my bachelors in business and I train 3-4 hours a day. Once I get my Bachelors I want to go to law school to study sports law.

I hope to become a professional boxer for a few years, make connections, get out before I take too much damage, and once I get my law degree become a manager/promoter.

I studied anatomy and physiology at SOU but dropped out, got into commercial photography, looking at getting into film production next

Gay pornstar is literally the only path us Veeky Forums guys knows.

Self employed. Have my own marketing agency.

I want to make stuff at some point. I think I'd like a candle business. Making scented candles and playing around with the chemistry of different scents would be nice. Then heading out to sell my stuff at markets.

Business. Industrial and corporate sales, trying to get into contract or account management in a bigger company. The training is amazing and it's fun and challenging.

And stressing occasionally, so if you don't have the head for it, better not do it.

mcmaster- it's in hamilton-canada, degroot school too

ditto but i'll be more specific in wanting to be a low level developer that works on embedded software

>I'm dumb as shit
then you are in the right place

I'd like to become a rally driver. Or just get into motorsports in general. Currently studying mechanical engineering

Sounds good
>and get away from all you cunts
sounds fucking great

Got my bs in physics
Getting MS in Geotechnical engineering by spring.
Getting hired to put offshore wind turbines in the sea and ride the renewable energy rush as we run out of oil in the next 50 years.
I'm perfectly positioned to have skilled, hugely paying work for the rest of my life.
Got gf
Already fit
Only 22

Life has been too easy so far.

Also 5 weeks into compsci, hope this works out because I already quit law and psychology

Any blue collar work desu

Pic related, my job

lifting in a nutshell

Stand up comedian. actor, real estate agent, bartender.

>select all images with a store front

Getting close to my PHD in developmental biology, hope to be a professor. I want to study the development of limbs and sexual organs (they are closely related)

I knew that feel, brah. I took the easy way out and switched to business major (management information systems), but even then I had to cheat my way through a bit. I got a job right before graduation so I guess it worked out.

ATTENTION: ANYBODY GOING INTO ANY SORT OF TEACHING CAREER PATH IS AN AUTOMATIC KEK

>not wanting to be a professor

Access to a top quality university gym
Around other really brilliant people all the time
Getting payed to think about shit you already find interesting

10/10 life

TV writer.

Have a bad experience with a teacher, user?

I personally loved it. I was an after school teacher/tutor for 4th graders. It was definitely eye opening, but I would agree that the pay is just atrocious. Teaching should be one of the top paid jobs, easily.

I want to do research. Modelling the origins of planets or something like that. Getting my bs in geophysics now, then hopefully grad school.

Poor + cocaine = permacut
Prepare to be shredded my dude

Testing sexy red-headed women at professional cocksucking competitions in some Caribbean island.

I'm a correctional officer on their hostage rescue team. The job is really kick back so i'm not burning precious calories all day and the hostage rescue team keeps me /git/ and is tons of free high speed/ low drag training.

studying art history and film studies in a big city.
working as an escort boy sometimes

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I worked in a warehouse before my current job. Sucked dicks. I like lifting weights and being so fucking tired from work made it hard to lift.

>just had a phone interview
>guy asked none of the types of questions I prepared for
fugg

nice

I'd like to be an artist who convinces everyone his terrible paintings and music is innovative and too soon for his time.

I'm thinking about going into law and being a politician. Not particularly a Veeky Forums lifestyle, but you need to stay Veeky Forums and qt to attract those votes.

how'd you get into private contracting post-EAS?

whyare you leaving that life behind?

Accountant but without my CPA so not much money.
I hate it, it drove me to drink too much, now that I quit and have my drive back I want to get a master's in something but no idea what is good for money that I would also enjoy.

becoming a cop

There's no war so I'll just gtfo the service and join my city's PD... as long as i do something dangerous that'll keep my head on a swivel.

I want to become a registered dietician.
>Tell fats to their face they eat the shit I tell them or they'll die fat and alone
>Help people who actually need or want help with their diets
>Solve minor issues that affect tons of people with just proper nutrition, such as aches, bloating, joint pain, headaches, etc
>Have a reason to get Twitter and get famous calling out fat people on their catalogue
I would be living the dreams brahs

>Google autocorrects to catalogue
>Typed fatlogic