Did lifting get you cosplay qt 3.14's at conventions?

>That shredded guy walking around the con getting lots of pictures but otherwise wondering why nobody is sucking his cock yet

OP don't be that guy, I was that guy. Bring your squad and meet up with other squads. Girls can smell desperation even if you're joocy.

Not that easy. So many other "cool guys" thought the same shit. It's obvious why you're there.

No.
They're all either loser bitches with low self esteem who'll be all look, slyly take pictures and grab a handful but are too chicken shit when it comes to fucking or full on lez fugsters who're playing male characters and hitting on the loser bitches.

Put on something swag and go to a club where the women are actually hot and are there for the same thing you are.

Yes. Used to fuck this sl00t regularly

Thats a guy brah

>a bunch of socially stunted losers who define themselves by the media they consume and the things they wear

Convention culture is the antithesis of Veeky Forums

Don't get snarky you dumb con manlet I'll rek u

Based Sol

hmm, a real puzzler you have there man

>going to an event once or twice a year defines you
>enjoying wearing costumes instead of the same casual shit once or twice a year makes you socially inept

Being a tripfag is the Veeky Forums equivalent going to a con in a slut costume even though you only have peripheral awareness of the subject matter

they spend half a year making their costumes, it's clearly a big part of their lives

Dude you're a trip faggot lol

You post this every time some faggot posts a cosplay convention thread.

God this place fucking sucks.

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You're totally right, but being a tripfaggot, as others ITT have pointed out, makes you no better than the people you ridicule. Have some self awareness man.

>/r/funny tier "burn"

No, being a photographer did

>reddit tier using a name in anonymous imageboards

I'm a Veeky Forums institution newfriend

>Volunteer at con so I can get free entry last year
>never been to a con before and wanted to try it out
>I stood out among the volunteers because I was the only one who didn't look like a raging nerd
>some fucking nerd in naruto cosplay brought actual knives and I had to escort him out
>all the grill weeb volunteers get wet for me because I'm handsome and built
>made out with some FOINE Dominican grill and banged a 6/10 white chick
It was okay, I don't know if I'd do it again tho, I'm not really into anime bullshit

You don't actually lift or do anything worthwhile here. You just post to get (you)s

I lift more than you, you weak jawed convention attending manlet

>newfriend
get a load of this guy

>I lift more than you
Not with those digits

Keep on tripping my friend. Only cowards hide their posts under anonymous.

You

I like you

uhh....

ur a faget

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then go to reddit you fucking tards

By fuck you mean subscribe to whatever websites she belongs to that costs all of the allowence your mother gives you living in her basement you neck beard fedora beta fat fuck

I wish you got quints because that was savage af

Because even though my dong is fairly girthy, it's not going to compare to the circumference of the wide end of that bat. I'm looking to do some damage here, user.

This. The wildly dolled up hotties are mentally ill, there are plenty of hidden gems among the convention crowd. Especially when you mingle within other groups.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>le burn center meme

It's like I'm really on /r/Veeky Forums

Lame

Bar crawl in the vicinity of the con.

Booth babes want to get hammered and forget after hearing 'Are y...you an archeologist?' from every beta or omega social reject that finds the courage to talk to them.

Works every time, 63% of the time.

I exclusively fuck at cons only.

I've spent thousands of dollars on costumes, hotels, booze, passes, gas, and so on. I've built a huge network of cosplay friends. I get to fuck a huge variety of girls wearing a huge variety of costumes. Lots are in to some crazy fun shit, sexual and otherwise.

I'm not sure what I'll do when I turn 30. I literally have my entire life revolving around cons.

might as well be with your stupid tripcode.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Based

The fuck?

What did you not understand?

You faggots....i swear. These qt's are fucking someone, obviously, why can't it be you? Fucking get swole, and go fuck them. If you are psyched on dressing up (especially Halloween and cosplay) it is a thousand times easier with a good physique. The rest is just talking without being an idiot.

You guys gotta try. I'm all about Veeky Forums, but some of you brahs need to just try. You have to try, that is the most important step. You never take a swing at a chick like that, you will never know if she swings back with that bat, or sucks your dick for the rest of your life. You gotta swing first though.

We are all gonna make it brahs, but you have to take leaps of faith sometimes. Go forth, slay the sloots my brethren.

define "crazy fun shit, sexual and otherwise"

Yes.

I have a qt3.14 gf that legit cosplays at conventions. Not like ugly characters. The hot ones.

I asked her on our first date why she said yes to a date: "your arms, they're very nice. You clearly workout."
My response was to just say "thanks, I do" and try not to ruin it with autism.

You can make it, bros

Whoah

It'd be easier to list what I HAVEN'T done at this point.

>Character play
Sounds incredible basic, till you realize how vast some characters can be and what it entails. Every part of the spectrum. Sadism, masochist, tsundere, yandere, kuudere, dandere, and so on. This also means tons of different costumes (Assuming it wasn't super expensive, hard to make, hard to repair, bulky, etc).

>"Forced" to drink a girls pee
>Choking
>Sweat play, licking, drinking, and so on
>Pet play
>Blood play
>Whipping
>Bondage (even learned how to tie a girl up in multiple ways, taught to me by a girl. Pretty neat)
>Themed threesomes with my best friend
>Belly button sex, armpit sex
>Flying 69, being fit came in handy here
and so on

Outside of sexual encounters, a lot of the girls can be pretty interesting. By that I mean actually watch anime, play vidya, read books, whatever. Some are even GOOD at playing games.

You seem upset, user

that was his waifu clearly

>tfw I lift so that I could become the crossplay qtpi

mad jelly, I'm all alone got no mates to go to cons with and to spergy to know what to do at one.
advice?

Teach me your ways mane

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Based Sol is Based

Why?

Can I not be socially stunted and also enjoy lifting?

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Sol is a /pol/tard who hangs around on Veeky Forums for no clearly identifiable reason other than to remedy his crippling self esteem issues by posting 'y-y-your a d-d-degenerate' at people who have lives and aren't autistic virgins

Friendly reminder that pic related is "

source on this qt trap

pffffff

I've tried giving out tips before, but it isn't something you can just show up and start doing. For one thing I'm in a state with a decent amount of cons.
I have disposable income I can use for a nice hotel, gas, plane tickets, etc.
I didn't have problems getting girls before doing all this.
Even then, I did a lot of extra things to insure my success.

yeah fuck tripfags! how dare they put those weird letters and such where there would normally be "anonymous"!... !!! ! ! !

grr im so buttflustered!

>I get to fuck a huge variety of girls wearing a huge variety of costumes

try harder next time. if you actually went to cons you'd know that no cosplay girl EVER wants to do anything sexual in their actual costume that they spent time and money creating. also, if they're serious about cosplaying at all then i guarantee you that sex is the furthest thing from their minds after being up since 6am doing makeup/prep, walking in heels all day while getting oggled and catcalled by creeps.

i dare you to list one cosplayer (cosplay name is fine) that you've done any of these things with. i know a fair amount of them personally so i'm sure they'll get a laugh out of the things you think they do in bed.

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It depends on their costume. They aren't always fucking in costume.
>Implying I'd give away any hint to my identity and ruin what I have
I'm not fucking model tier cosplayers with super intricate cosplays. They're impossible to get near for one.
I go after the average girls who aren't fat.

but you said
>a huge variety of cosplayers
now it sounds like it's really just one particular type of cosplayer, which is to say the plain janes who have no problem having sex in their most-likely storebought costumes. sounds like you're really getting your money's worth.

That's a really good tip. And I bet the booth babes don't have to hide behind costumes to go in public

Huge variety, as in a variety of costumes, body types, race, hair styles, and so on.
>Ever going after the really popular cosplayers
It isn't worth the effort. They're impossible to get alone most the time. They're great for finding parties though, which is exactly what I use them for.

More proof that women ruin everything. Conventions used to be for the fans, now it's just thots who use it as an excuse to dress like whores

>screenshotting your own post

Is this a troll?

convention are a little depressing to me because while they're filled with girls with daddy issues, they are with friends, so they are less likely to hit on you.

now, get a damaged girl alone and she'll be sitting on your lap in no time if you're tall, shave your head and work out.

That's why you bring friends who are good looking as well. It makes you seem like less of a serial killer and then you can pair off with the girls.

Reminder that girls who cosplay as Harley are trash-tier sluts, and are only good for a quick nut

This are the people giving you lifting advice...

>animu shit
>gems

sol invictus is cute tomato? Since how long?

Since ever, u new?

Lifting didn't get me shit

I look like shit because I have no will power (diet)

I'm still have social anxiety

I still have no money

lol

I have disposable income and decent luck with women

Just wanna get a qt weeb or Lolita gf

You salty as fuck

Good idea, famalam.

>filled with girls with daddy issues

Sounds great thank God for shitty fathers

probably the ugliest mary jane ever.

Know I'll be a terrible father
Yet
Get off to girls who treat me like or call me daddy.

I hate life.

Iktfb

Go to cons with friends.
Find websites with those types of girls. Start networking.
Start getting in to the scene. You're not going to get shit just thinking about it, or going to a random con once or twice not even dressed up.
You have to commit just like with any other type of girl, you need a little luck, persistence, and be OK with rejection.