How do I become a Champion of Capua ?

How do I become a Champion of Capua ?

Fight the strongest guy in Capua?

Defeat Theokoles 1xF
Fuck Up Ashur Leg 1x1
Shout "Shall We Begin?!" 1xF

Fuck new gladiators in boipussi

Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma 1 x F

Fuck you retard.

You can start by being gay. Once you have that covered watch Spartacus and learn what it really takes.

There is only one way to become champion

;(

Never lift

Never fucking lose

Eat cabbage + whole grains + olives + bones stew, and lift xF

DELET

Is that Vegan Stains on the right?

Step 1 be manlet

too fucking soon

Remove cock from ass

...

Look perpetually confused all the time.

Remember, literally any time you do anything go into slow motion and bellow loudly.

Words fall from your mouth as shit from ass.

not cool.

Actually end yourself, he was a god in my eyes. It also ruined the rest of them for me, as it wasn't 'really' him. :'(

BITCH!