ITT: Lies women have told you. (Or guys, if fag)

>I want to have a family with you.

>i'm not mad

> I don't mind that you live with your mom thats kinda sweet
> What do you mean you sleep in same bed
It cheaper that way you slag

>We're just friends

>i like short men

>stop raping me! AAAAAAAAA

>No, please stop.

>tell them you're moving away
>row a kayak out to sea
>use gun

Then you'll just be that asshole that moved away and never calls

>sorry user i didn't had my phone with me

probably because she was naked and got fucked by that glamor boy

>i will love you forever
Six years after we broke up, I'm still alone. Six years without women, any friends. Just alone. Damn.

Join ISIS

>I don't care about how much money you make.
They really don't if you have good genetics.

Genetics = life

Height, face and frame is all that matters boyo

>its not about the sex

are you me

i'll feel with you on this one user

> I date guys for personality and not looks.
> Don't worry about chad at work we are just friends.

>They really don't if you have good genetics.
IF you don't have good genetics than just chase money. Money opens so many doors. Doors you probably haven't even considered.

>mfw the rich and powerful have access to any variety of girls they want
>{insert girl: use your imagination}

[insert all the inane bullshit about how great of a guy you are, closing with a shitty excuse why they can't date you]

and now they wonder why I am a bitter asshole, took me all high school to see through that

>I didn´t look at my phone for 4 hours.

She was at a small party drinking. No way girls in this day and age dont look at the phones every 2 sec.

>Don't worry user, if you keep your chin up and be yourself, you'll find the girl for you!

this thread

>You look just fine the way you are.

>It's okay go hang out with your friends
It's a trap, don't go! Stay and eat the pussy instead!

>You look

Fuck you mom

>your dick is normal

this man knows what's up

>you shouldn't drink as much

ShittyAdvice in the building.

Who /sub-human/ here?

manlet with nochin, tinydick and huge ass represent

>I love you

i'm laughing my ass off, user

I don't think she told me any lies. And that's why it hurts so much. It seems I've met the one single honest woman in this world and she went from not being interested in me as a man to outright despising me as a person, and it's entirely my own fault.

>it felt pretty nice
>i love you
>it's not about the sex

Join YPG, at least you won't be a spooky bad guy

So if you're born ugly your only chance is to work your ass off for 30-40 years only to have some whore pretend to love you before taking half your shit while fucking the garden boy?

Fuck, I wish I was thrown off a cliff as a baby.
We should start aborting all newborns with inferior genetics, as a favour to them.

>I was going to tell you today your daughter wasn't yours

Fug

>I can't see myself with anyone but you.

Somehow saw herself fucking someone on her vacation though.

>See you tomorrow
>I'll text you later
>Yeah I orgasmed
>I missed you
>I'm out with friends
>It's just really hard to concentrate right now I'm at the gym
>Your dick is so big
>Yeah I squat
>I love working out
>I'm on a diet
>No you can't cum in me
>I love you
>You'll be surprised
>Yes you can cum in me
>I'm on birth control
>My parents aren't home
>You're supposed to be nice to me

I promise I'll never leave you

>Don't worry maybe if you workout it'll fix your autism

>I didn't cheat
>I didn't lie

After seeing her sending a message to her guy friend that read, "I'm not wearing a bra come over"

>It was just a joke !

We broke up a bit after this anyways

This.

>tfw there are no women who talk with me
>tfw i never had a female friend or a girlfriend

nah man it really will fix your autismo, and even if it doesn't it will AT LEAST make it better. no lie.

But I am actually a girl that loves memes! I even have the stash to prove it!

>you could get anyone you want

>i like your penis even though its 4 inches

>I don't have a dick

>i love you
>i hope this last a long time
>no guy has ever made me this happy before

And then she went back to her chad ex-boyfriend a week later

>I'm 18, I swear
Here's an odd one
>This was a one time thing, I'm a lesbian and I wanted to get back at my girlfriend
That pussy game was fucking ridiculous, I should have known something was up

And
>I can handle your dick, daddy.
Said the 42 year old mother of three before she tapped out not even twenty fucking minutes later

>This statement is a lie.

>I love you

>I won't hurt you like the last girl

>you're so tall!
Bitch I'm only 6'0

I feel you, man. I haven't even had the desire to go after any other girls.

"I'll call you, I promise"

>i love you
>we'll always keep in touch
>
>

i know we're memeing but the feels are too real

>"you are cute and a good person, you deserve better"

>I don't care where we eat

>proceeds to show you a """"frog meme"""" from instagram

Kek

They will never understand.

>I still want to be in touch with you

> 5 day split

Email thread for senior class at my school with 250 people

>not just swimming out into the ocean and diving as low as you can on your own breath

Yeah, girls experience reality through the shifting lens of their emotions at that time. They aren't lying. They are fickle. Girls are cats, guys are dogs.

this

Jesus christ

Goddamnit fuck.

>mfw

FFFFFUCK IT HURTS SO MUCH, user, YOU UNDERSTAND ME

>I'm not really into hookups
>I'm looking for more of a relationship

Proceeds to fuck/suck 11 guys in one year

Fucking hell I felt this feel.

Just tell me where you bitch I'm not a fucking oracle

Harambe is the normiest meme ever.
Some fucks I know went to a fucking vigil.

I have a 3 year old daughter for this reason.. turns out she was selling the bc to her friend while telling me she was taking it..

>you know user, I could really see myself liking you. It's unbelievable that you're single
She then led me on for three months and laughed at me when I confronted her about it. I really haven't had a happy life.

Idiot. Well at least you can red pill your daughter to slow the death of Western society.

I dated a girl once who was emotionally mature. She felt her emotions, accounted for them, considered what's reasonable, and then acted. Every other one has been just like this, believing that their emotions are self-validating and never considering that maybe they're feeling something for a bullshit reason. My last girlfriend, for example, would get super pissed at me because she dreamed I cheated on her. Seriously, grow the fuck up. Girls and boys both have emotions, we gotta deal with that shit like adults.

Underrated kek

>I don't care about how much money you make.

it's half a lie. What they mean is: I care if you don't make "enough." "Enough" is different for each girl. Only the most shamless gold digging whores will dump a guy who makes 60K when she thinks he should be making 150K.

Either way, she will lose attraction if you don't make "enough."

>lets hang out tomorrow

>I'm not just going to forget about you

After two years together, this smelly little whore told me she "needed space" and would "let me know" where we stood. I didn't hear from her for three years.

>I don't love him anymore
>I'll love you forever
>I'll be there for you
>You can tell me anything

Being under 6'2 is not a problem

...

>Some fucks I know went to a fucking vigil.

Why are normies so fucking cringe worthy?

Sort of related to thread
>used to get amazing feeling when courting a chick back in the day a couple years back, butterflies, all the good euphoric cheesy stuff
>now I've made huge gains over 4 years lifting and maximised my looks potential I can get more and better looking women than I used to
>Don't get any good feelings anymore from courting with a girl aside from the initial ego boost/validation
Oh well I guess the depression has made me almost entirely apathetic towards life at this point
Can't remember the last time I felt in that happy carefree mood

be my friend user

Hey, sometimes I go 2 days without looking at my phone. People Track ME down just to get an answer.

>I don't care about your kinks, I love you for who you are
And then dumps me when you caught me sniffing your unwashed underwear while anally masturbating. Real fucking mature.