2016

>2016
>not having long hair and an androgynous look so you can get tons of female friends who have boyfriends, hang out with them and bang them without making their boyfriends skeptical about anything because they think you're a homo

Why haven't you guys ascended to the long haired androgynous-looking masterrace yet?
It's the easiest method i know if you wanna get some pussy.

All you need is a decent looking face, not being a beta and talking to a lot of girls and you're ready to go.

If you lift for girls, you're wasting time.
Having a decent look and acting effeminate is the easiest way to go.

It just works.

Why haven't you?

>2016
>not balding

this, top habit

Now imagine if he was fit.

Why can't super be drawn like that?
I remember him though. Wasn't his final form fit?

I did this 2014-2015 and actually did end up cucking a dude. I try not to play any party to cheating because I feel like not being upfront about things is a shit way to conduct yourself but she told me she had already broken up with him I didn't know he was waiting for her back home.

...

Rolling.

r

Re-roll.

I want any of them

youdungoofed

I was like that, except it was used to convince the parents of the girls I was seeing that I was gay and not fucking them, when indeed I was fucking them.

Roll

check this 3

rollin

sweet

only works if you're pretty user

i checked it gj

Anything but the 3rd or 5th girl.

>you will never be David Bowie

Come on blonde

tfw op's image is goal body
someday lads, someday.

Come on 2. I need those toes on my face

>androgynous look.

Nigger I'm 6'6 and roid. I'm gonna look like a man no matter how faggy I grow my hair.

Bowie always looked like he just pounded an ounce of black-tar heroin.

Also thread/

6 or 7 C'MON