Is this really the ideal male body?

Is this really the ideal male body?

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Crowder actually has a thing for trannies imo

holy shit i would fuck that boipussi so hard

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Id smash dat, no homo

wtf

link to tweet

that's straight up basically a little girl's body

Yeah

Those are actually some pretty nice little titties. I'd have to seriously consider putting my dick in that.

>cutting marks

every time

wtf I hate girls now

>has gyno for extra chest strength
>high bone density
>only does 5x1, one rep maxxing every set
>EXTREME functional strength
>probably is a fast runner too
>perma mild bulking
Yeah looks 10/10 over here

Louder w crowder ep 69
Crowder says white privilege isnt real and also repeatedly says nigger in his comedic rap song about the obama administration at Gustavas Adolphus college

For liberals

Actually looks similar to how my (natural girl) gf looked before she started lifting.

Why do I see your dumb fucking comments and trip on every thread

White priv isn't real, fig nuts.

lmao my boobs look just like that

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shit user i actually am in florida

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Come to Washington DC instead

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i'm actually about an hour away from tampa damn user

ABSOLUTE SHIT TIER

i lived in broward for a few years actually

i've visited DC and it's really nice!

>tfw Im a guy with a ass like a girl
If I was put on hormones or whatever trannies took to get little titties. People would think I was a girl

Kill me

>i lived in broward for a few years actually

Ay bb, u wnna move back?

I have boobs like that. HRT can only get you so far.

I want implants so bad.

Post pics, I'll be the judge of that, nohomo.

hello fellow broward-bro

Oh lordy, am I gay?

Hi there

Where you at? Weston here

Be nice tho.

I am bad at taking selfies btw.

Why though? Why does HRT on make small boobs?

davie here

You def. have trap potential.

Ah, you're literally one town over.

Where do you lift?

High bone density?

Testosterone stunts breast developemgn

Yeah from power lifts

nah. I don't think I could go through with it anyways.

desu I want to make my butt smaller.

I want to get a bod where my ass is not out of proportion with my stomach etc etc.

feels bad tho

PINELLAS

Breh?

Is it gay to fuck some sweet boipucci?

Serious question

Face is probably disgusting but those titties are my ideal size.

if you want to fuck it, fuck it.
idk why anyone cares about all these labels when the dominant gender/sexuality narrative these days is "do what you want" anyway

Not gay don't worry

It sure is.
Less gay than receiving, but still gay.

Only if you don't say no homo

How can this be gay though

All the greatest men from the greatest civilizations have fucked both boiputhy and horses, if fucking horses is illegal where you are do the next best thing.

Little bit of science, if getting fucked in the ass makes you less of a man then fucking someone in the ass makes you MORE of a man! conservation of masculinity

That is a penis, user

it's gay because they have a penis and you do too. and that's fine if you're into that.

Because it has a dick, and so do you. That makes it gay.
Does it really matter if it's gay or not? You're bisexual, but prefer twink or feminine men. There are homos that exclusively only fuck twinks. They're still fucking faggots dumbass.

butt.

Hang in there mate, I feel it's a waste though, you have the 1%er physique that could pull it off while looking good.

>Is it gay
Who cares?

Traps are gay though. Doesn't matter if you like them or not.
It's gay, but who gives a fuck.

>They're still fucking faggots dumbass.
Well, of course the person they're fucking is a faggot, but that's not we're asking :^)

I like traps but this pic is autism, just accept the fact that you're bi and it's not for everyone and move on.

>middle school girl build
>chest that says "leave my shirt on, it's cuter"
muh weiner

knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-the-ideal-male-body

C'mon lad.

twitter.com/scrowder/status/687260244364267522

>implying that isn't the best part

That looks a lot like my body, but with less hips desu.

this nigger gets it.
Nobody worth a shit gives a shit if you like girly boys.

Gender?

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I have too many obligations in my city with my job and education, rip sorry user

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What part? I'm not too far from Tampa either.