A Genie grants you the same life you have now in another country. Which do you go for?

A Genie grants you the same life you have now in another country. Which do you go for?

Grorious Nippon

Japan. Fuck qt Asians left and right.

Inb4 weaboo. I just like the girls

Poland, I don't care about money I just want a large comfy family with my own monoculture.

Where is there the least multiculturalism and mudslimes?

Poland my friend

You can be part of my big polish race family ;)

I'm only 25% Polish, will I be accepted?

id settle for another province, having my same life but in a lakeside cabin in BC would be fantastic. lift by my dock in the morning, work on my laptop on my deck, go fishing in the evening and shitpost on Veeky Forums at night until i fall asleep

Bas-Saint-Laurent in Québec
>based politics
>only minorities are native friends
>beautiful landscapes
>forests to live in (i've always lived in the woods)
>no cities so no gays and shit
>and the biggest: family homeland

It was at this moment user realized he really enjoys being an americuck.

Yeah man, I really don't know where else I would move; I feel safe af in my country, and if I ever want to get away I know that each state is really its own entity. Living in Chicago, is not the same as living in Los Angeles. Living where I do now in Phoenix, is a far cry from Louisiana.

NZ not as deadly as Australia but close enough to visit. Bro it up with a bunch of sick cunts in the land of aesthetics.

What's stopping you from making this a reality now?

Probably New Zealand. So clean. Great for running, biking etc. Great people. I don't know why anyone leaves.

The same country, but 50 or 100 years ago

Although maybe not, it wasn't so great to be french in 1916

Syria. If I'm doing as well as I am in the US right now over there, like with the same net worth, then I must be a warlord or something. So I have nowhere to go but up and get even richer.

Canada - the bastard offspring of two mighty powers that were global rivals for centuries

Or actually, let's go with Ethiopia. Then I'm still a warlord or whatever, but I'm not actually in a war torn country overrun with terrorists. I'm just running a protection bracket most likely instead of being an office worker like I am here.

A protection bracket? Anyone can run one of them boy, watch me:

(((Protection)))

See?

lol italian here i hit the jackpot so fuck you

Protection racket?

italy is boring

What a crappy wish. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else, and even if I did I could just move there myself.

Yeah but you said bracket

Fuck sake user I was being funny now I look retarded

Australia so when I shitpost people laugh instead of point at my flag

A FUCKING LEAF

I'm Ukrainian, I'm assuming this alternate start thing makes us fullblood

genie youre free

But I likes being a slave, massa

I'm a New Zealander. Mainly for better paying jobs in Australia or to persue more niche careers. A lot of industries are very small and everyone knows everyone.

I wanna leave to persue screenwriting. But I'd be happy to come back and settle if I fail.

sings and dances like michigan j frog to ward off crippling depression until hanging self

Hells yeah id get to be a suicidal virgin in japan. Fuck yes son.

watching quality adult swim programming with my waifu

If by same life you mean friends, family, work, and living conditions, then Japan hands down.
100% weeb and I'd expect to be outcasted but that's fine. Better than what I have now.

Syria or Palestine

Flavor country

i can literally work anywhere in the world, but im not sure my wife can land a gig out there that pays her the same as she makes here. if i manage to land some bigger contracts on a consistent basis then it wouldnt be a problem - sell our house and pretty much be mortgage free in our cabin out there. its close to being a reality!

Somewhere in Europe. Not Germany, France, UK, or Sweden though.

I'd like to be closer to the rest of the world rather than stuck down here with a bunch of piss heads and Indians.

God damn trip fags....

Britain, so I can collect those sweet sweet NEET bucks

Russia by a mile. No other country can offer me Kamchatka.

Plus I'm a jack of all trades and master of none, so I would be more valuable in a 2nd/3rd world country than I am here where everyone wants a "specialist" like replacing a water heater is a super delicate surgery or something.

A deserted island.

I would say japan but I'm a shitskin so I'd just be a hikki anyway, also no funs.
Come to think of it there's really no place I'd rather be than America. Feels pretty good man

I don't think it's even magically possible to have my life be the same in Saudi Arabia.

>Implying you are fuvking girls left and right

>wanting a job related to doing anything manual in inland Russia

it's like you want a salary of $150/month and to die at age 50

>Based Iran

Let's see
>somewhere quiet, like a small town but close to major population centre
>by a mountain Lake
>somewhere cold and rainy
>don't mind minorities as long as they are decent civilized people
>a non cucked country

So what's really my options?
Scotland? Somewhere in eastern, or northern Europe? China?

outskirts of tokyo

Outside of Seattle on a country road.

Alright,sounds good, genie let's do it.

Idk

Israel

The Slavlands

You don't want to live in Israel
It's all the downsides of a first world country, combined with all the downsides of living in a country full of uneducated minorities.
T. Lived in Israel for 13 years.

Slovakia

It's hidden away in the mountains and full of beautiful white women

Well, the isrealites are a bunch of inbred torah dumping racists who despite being ten times more advanced then the other sandniggers ,who at least had a few great empires in their past, are in fact just as stupid and ass backwards.

canada
i love the landscape

>don't mind minorities
>a non cucked country
Mutually exclusive unless Japan

get a place near penticton, canada

Poland or Russia I think