"Hey uncle user, what are we gonna do tonight? Your house is boring!"

>"Hey uncle user, what are we gonna do tonight? Your house is boring!"

Let me tell you about Scobby.

We're gonna make stupid fucking threads on a Belarusian fishing board

Actually laughed out loud, thanks

"Uncle why do you always shitpost about having no gf when you're so Veeky Forums?"

"What day is it?"

"Um....Friday?"

"Then we're doing heavy cleans."

Ofcourse its boring bitch. This is where i sleep the fuck you expect? I do all my cool shit away from where i sleep

We're gonna shit post on a Cambodian Rice field animation forum

>tfw no gf

I'm probably gonna drink some water, play incest video games and jerk off. I think there's a cement block and a bit of an old bone you can play with in the back yard.

the same thing we try to do every night pinky. TRY AND GET BUFF.

THEY'RE WHITEY AND THE GAINS GAINS GAINS GAINS GAINS

"Today we are saying goodbye to humanity.
5 SCOOPS C'MON"

we're watching a powerpoint of why you were much better than your replacement, and why you going dyke broke my heart.

cant believe it took this long on Veeky Forums of all places

you KNOW you are too old for us to keep fucking, stephanie.

We're just gonna see if you're good enough to enter the Covenant settlement.

Have a seat over there, and I'll ask you some questions, okay ?

I mean, I'm sure you're not a Synth, I just need to do me job, so bear with me......

>boom

get comfy, take your drawers off

Criminally underrated.

Underrated

Me too.

lmfao

Bake cookies and play mariokart

Apparently this is not true. Proof pls.

Actually have a niece. Dad walked out on my sister, I baby sit sometimes. Shes like, 8.
>in Montana
>take her to mall
>sees a black guy
>"OMG user LOOK LOOK" pointing at black guy and yelling
>guy is shredded as fuck, like atleast 6' 5, probably pushing twofiddy
>he is frowning
>niece shrieks "HI OBAMA!"
>me and black monster make eye contact
>he lets out a low rumbling "HEHEHEHEHEH"
>first time my niece has ever seen a black guy (montana doesnt really have them)
>apparently she assumed that ALL black people = obama
>black guy is pretty cool about it, we both laugh it off while SJWs in vicinity look disgusted and a few witnesses hide chuckles
>explain to niece that there are in fact many black people besides obama

we deadlift bish

I bet you could created entire worlds with that bit of old bone and breeze block.

Black Books reference on Veeky Forums of all places.

Sorry you can't stay at my house. My boyfriend is currently using the other room.

>"I'll take it back, you're fucking awesome uncle user!"

based reference

Based niece, you should show her /pol/ and teach her about Jewish tricks since she knows the basics about niggers.

we're gonna cook by the book

Kekked

Upvote

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You just know your neice is going to BBC only slut

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A+

We could play Twister, I guess.

>while SJWs in vicinity look disgusted and a few witnesses hide chuckles
Haha.

Nice fantasy, cuckold.