guys I suddenly remembered something and I must share it with you
>be in China for a year (teaching english at a university) >/tit/izen so buy protein powder and go to the local chinese gym >these big red tubs of protein powder >I never threw away the empty tubs, I stacked them in my spare bedroom (university provided apartment on campus, teacher building) >by the time it's year over and go back to muricca, I have a wall of empty protein powder tubs >last day of school, I take them all out to the front door of apartment building where trash pick up is at >come back from a day of classes, almost EVERY teacher is grabbing one to take in their homes >they're all saying how it would be perfect for storing dry rice ( no joke)
>next day I'm on the plane back WHEN I SUDDENLY REMEMBER: >there was one day during the semester when the water was out all day >I had already flushed my toilet once, so the tank didn't fill up for another flush >had to shit badly >time to go teach class, can't be late >I quickly took a dump in one of the empty protein powder tubs, put it back on the wall, AND COMPLTELY FORGOT ABOUT IT! >one of those teachers, one unlucky soul, took home that shit filled protein powder tub...and opened it >holy shit, I wonder what happened
Jaxson Scott
Not the slightest bit funny or even believable. Kill yourself faggot.
Owen Green
I swear to fucking god it happened, here's a picture of all the tubs after I put them outside for trash pickup
Connor Carter
and here's a picture taken from my third floor apartment window of the now empty card board box
Gabriel Adams
I think i see the one with the turd in it
Austin Murphy
xD its cool man, i trust ya. that other guy sucks
Jace Price
How did you go through so many in just a year?
Jordan Martinez
5 SCOOPZ
Jeremiah Taylor
8 HOUR ARMS COME ON
Caleb Sullivan
Have the same kind, strawberry milkshake with milk. It's the best tasting protein powder that I have ever used. So fucking good. I actually look forward to it every day. I could replace any meal with this stuff.
Jordan Stewart
lol thanks for the story user. Did you take any ephedrine while you were there? China is where that shit is originally from.
Parker Adams
hot teachers are literally my fantasy please post pic
Nathan Morgan
Holy shit bro i'm crying laughing, only cause i've done dumb shit like that before when I placed paracetamol with my boxes of multivitamins (used to work at a pharmacy) and my neighbours took them from my lawn
Bentley Lee
hmm
nice story
not haha -funny, but hmmm -funny
i give it a 7/10
t. meme inspector
David Martin
YOU motherfucker that was you? My mom came home one day with a Syntha-6 box with a brick dried up shit in it, I asked where she got it from and said she picked it up from a friend
Ryan Johnson
I'm indian. My old protein powder containers are all used to store grain.
Nothing gets wasted.
Sebastian Carter
considering that you're Indian, wouldn't it be cleaner to also follow OP and shit in the tubs, as opposed to shitting on the streets?
Ryder Phillips
...
Isaiah Roberts
My fucking sides
Alexander Gray
Hahahaha
Benjamin Diaz
>mum why are you holding a supplement tub with shit inside >"i got it from a friend :)"