Let's say you've made it, you are now a rich man thanks to crypdo

This unironically. NEET was the happiest years of my life

Jack off and shitpost with you faggots all day and get even richer in crypto. Might throw some gains into the Vanguard or some shit just in case

am I the first person to say "buy Veeky Forums"

I can't seriously be right

Fund a technocratic utopia based off of Francis Bacon's New Atlantis.

>Rich people are rich because they don't...
Complete the sentence.

Expat to new zealand. Get a house with a decent amount of land then travel the world, find a nice girl that's also financially independent and impregnate her

if I go down I'm taking you with me

joining the bohemian club.

Buy land, build house, never leave.

how much is making it?
500k 1m 2m? or are you fags trying to become rich 25m+

the hero we need

This.

This girl is Chinese though.

build a Bavarian style walled city like the ones in attack on Titan in the middle of nowhere and only let non degenerates live there.

>payoff all debt
>pay off my house and condo
>run internet business from a laptop so I can travel while I work
>move to japan and get a japanese girlfriend

I won't mind that much. I want 8-9/10 asian wife.

Losing my virginity.

genuinely won't stop tryharding crypto until i'm over 10 million, and at that point ill put half into safe shit, live off a quarter of it, and keep the last 2.5 in crypto for more free money

lel this would be pretty funny

Kek I hope this Meme sticka

Mikasa is prime pussy.

This

>master plan
>implying
I just do whatever Veeky Forums tells me

10m is a comfy number
I got 30k up to 800k in the past 2.5 years and started falling back into neetdom
need to focus on my health now and lose some weight learn social skills because I feel the same as before

Buy something nice for my mom and dad

>implying you will spend your crypto gains

What will actually happen will be you will keep shifting your wealth in your little crypto bubble for all eternity, never able to reap the fruits of your labour. Only the crashing of the bitcoin asset bubble will release you from this never ending ride that is crypto. You will either die with the coin or the coin will die and set you free.

what was your path to 800?

Buy a house and live the eternal NEET life.

found a vulnerability on a bitcoin gambling site and got 30k
mostly held bitcoin, I missed the ethereum ride when I sold them all after the DAO hack, monero made me a little, litecoin a little but sold early in the run up at like $8
I hold vertcoin and bitcoin now, bitcoin going up is what made me the most

invest in supercomputer's.

Get a qt azn gf

1. Arrange a happy retirement for my parents.
2. Invest $5-10k in a small money outlet that will produce moneys in case I fuck all my other assets up
3. Buy a flat in my hometown
4. Go be a drifter

Invest is vanguard movements that will take on the jews. You faggots should help out too.

Pay for my family in India to immigrate to the U.S. It's the only reason I'm in this market. I'm getting closer and closer to be able to pay for them each day.

>become a artsy fartsy filmmaker like Werner Herzog.
>buy a vintage Gibson Black Beauty
>buy a Super Beetle Amp
>Buy and have tailored as much Tom Ford as I can
>make up for my virginal teen years

Depending on how rich I am, maybe I'll record a avant-garde as fuck vanity music project, something like Fennesz meets Captain Beefheart. But I'll pay off like lots of music reviewers to give it praise and hire pajeets to shill it on /mu/ as some kind of masterpiece just to see what happens...

POO

This is my plan except I'm already working on the music and have built a home studio

buy them

nice girl that's also financially independent
nice girl that's also financially independent
nice girl that's also financially independent

>comprar panicats
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

move to Curaçao, im done with the shitty modern urban lifestyle

I actually wan to use my money to destroy the system... Say advertising and wage cuckery.

And I got enough to do that now by working on new systems of monetization so that the wage cucks no longer need to watch ads or work for corporations. I suppose that might make me a socialist in some regards, but I have an idea of how to make money doing it.

>t. low test beta male

>implying this rice nigger will sell
He's making too much money mining our data and selling it to the CIA and liberal media outlets.

Joining you in this endeavor. Look forward to working with you when we make it.

>Fennesz meets Captain Beefheart

That sounds like a helluva lot of fun

Nice, you see I'm all about the films first, so I don't have the recording studio yet

reckless abuse of band-pass filters and modual synths over jangly guitars and thousand-whisky-shot down the throat vocals. You bet your ass it'll be fun!

And what will be even more fun is the disgust on normies faces when they first hear it

Make your country great, fucking Raju. You aren't god damn wanted here.

fuck off were full and also the Chinese are already buying up all our land boy so you better be quick

>#1

This so much

i don't even need to be super rich, just ~$750k-1M and I retire by 30. Buy a place in Thailand or somewhere similar, invest the rest in an ETF and live off ~5%+ interest per year. Never have to work for anyone again, never have to worry about money again. Just live a casual, lowkey lifestyle with good foods, drinks, in the company of upbeat people without a care in the world. It's all I want.

I'm always afraid of this. I never cash out because I can use my gains to make bigger gains. It's a never ending cycle....

You cant withdraw 5%+ from an ETF in retirement lmao

This. Dude put everything in low cost index funds and withdraw 4% adjusted for inflation annually. Look up the Trinity study.

whats the plan when you lose everything in the next global recession faggot?

Yes you can. Why wouldnt you be able to?

My American name is Thomas.

Because then your "retirement" will not last very long

Load up the lambo with all necessities and go on the hunt across the world for the ULTIMATE titcow waifu

Man, Curaçao has one of the loveliest whorehouses known to man. It's like Disneyworld for whores. If I remember right it was all on one compound and each girl had a bungalo. Something like a couple hundred.

Glorious.

who is this semen demon

>found a vulnerability on a bitcoin gambling site and got 30k

Damn that sound interesting as fuck

Brendan? Please make BAT go back up. Thx bye

>fuck off we're full
get your own catchphrase you filthy sheepshagger.
t. Australia

Dont you have some meths to drink? Stay off my board you gimp cunt

t. Otago, NZ