Ideal Veeky Forums gf thread

Ideal Veeky Forums gf thread.

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pedo pls go

Objectively 10/10.

For when you're bulking, Yuka Kinoshita is the best girl.

youtu.be/c9rFDhRi-Ro

Sauce on the semen demon.

Looks like it has a penis

>generic shut-in girl who hates everything and everyone except for you at this moment

Nah, I'll pass. I've had a taste of that gf before and having an opposite personality from you is anything but ideal.

Seeing threads like this makes me sad to be a guy because i think my gender is just fucked up
There seems to just not be any fucking standard what so ever, as long as the thing has a vagina its fuckable

Sadly since chicks with dicks are a thing thats not true either, you might say anything with a pulse can get a man to want to fuck it but since necrophilia is a thing too thats also not the case

Then you might say it needs to physically exist to be attractive and dickable but since animu waifus are a thing thats also not true

There is no fucking standard for women, anything goes basically

Definitely has a cock

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Prove it.

I get the feeling you weren't too happy when mlp and undertale came out.
>Men attracted to cartoon horses.
>Men attracted to goat monster mom and rule 63 skeletons.

Chanel Santini

>shut-in who hates everything and everyone
>opposite personality from me

choose ONLY one

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I like where this is going.

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> tfw I was in the thread
jesus fucking christ

Too soon

That would be perfect for me.

How do I get a crazy girlfriend?

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agreed

>tfw found a tiny qt3.14 asian
>tfw neither of us want anything more serious than fuckbuddies
>tfw spending 3 nights a week making her moan so loud roommates joke about it for the rest of the week

You better be Asian too

Ebic xDD

I have mine already and couldn't be happier.

Very nice!

I know, right?

tfw going to school with a qt League cosplayer
tfw she always giggles and laughs at your jokes no matter how stupid
tfw she keeps holding your hang for a moment everynow and then
tfw you're just a chubbyfat guy with delusions of grandeur and it all really means nothing

Cunt.

i wish elliot rodger lived with you

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I hope you fuck her silly.

Nope, mutt of various types of western european. She's japanese and indonesian.

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>being this upset about some guy claiming to have sex

kys

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kill yourself bud

that's some nightmare-tier phimosis

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>no chubby tittymonster gf to cuddle with

>The detailed cock
>The detailed bush
This is amazing

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Is that monkey jerking off?

fucking Veeky Forums made me hate this bitch with passion because of all that stupid copypasta

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Fag.

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lol what copypasta someone pls deliver

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desuarchive.org/fit/search/image/qNcbG-SH0iSe3ZBLusDAwA/

>my gf is a qt3.14
>my sister is a qt3.14
>sisters qt3.14 friends hang around my house all the time
>all geeky, half of them gamers

I honestly got tired of cute girls, seeing a hot girl with nice tits is a fresh site for my eyes

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>slut
>making America great again
America needs a lot less sluts.

I like.

This bitch is so ugly

How? She looks like a 9/10 in the picture that you've posted.

u wot m8?

What happened

youtube.com/watch?v=pxo9gmfhVrw

>America needs a lot less sluts.
What universe do you live in?
Every country on earth needs more sluts
Sluts are what you stick your dick in, if you dont want that then dont ruin it for the rest of us faggot

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Shes dead in that pic

>girls that don't value morals or families
>good
KYS

yes

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You wish.

If you dont want to fuck thats your business, most guys do so i think you should fuck off mate
Go live in the middle east, sluts arent plentiful there

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>Go live in the middle east, sluts arent plentiful there
You don't actually believe this.

I want a tumblr titcow gf

This guy knows whats up
>tfw no thicc qt with wide hips

It was claimed so and some nigger did a research to confirm it

Nothing. It's a meme. You say "too soon," etc., pretend to be offended.

>did a research to confirm it
The only thing that was confirmed was that she wasn't dead.

>did a research

Too soon!

on topi, pic related is about as good as it gets.

you mean a poser who thinks she's special because she's trying so hard to be different? try going to a con.

>tumblr titcow
Hmm what's this?
>clicks on picture
HOLY SHITTTTTT

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She looks like she can handle a big black cock in that mouth.

foda-se, um gif do dia seguinte no Veeky Forums

Confirmed cuck

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>disgusting mouth
>fake tits

/spoiler/all women are crazy

>Found the closet virgin faggot

too soon

76th post, best post as always

Post more Katya you fucking faggots

ugliest retard shit whore ever. fake tits fake smile ugly teeth probably stupid as fuck.. no thanks

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