Welp im about to go bang a chubby bitch. Breaking a 6 month dry spell and hopefully I get my mojo back

Welp im about to go bang a chubby bitch. Breaking a 6 month dry spell and hopefully I get my mojo back

Wish me luck

>chubby

we know what that means, don't fucking do it Op, DON'T YOU DARE

b-but I'm so horny. I'm high test right?

>already anticipating that post cum regret

Just do it and get it over with. Every man has gotta eat.

is she a body positive retard?

beta af

I'm asking right now a girl if she wanna come with me to a party next weekend, I need to go with a partner

I'm literally shitting my pants, I don't spaghetti this way since long ago

Good luck brah.

Nah I don't think so

>tfw it's been over a years since I last banged a chick who wasn't at least high test, if not full-on chubby
>tfw ideal woman is long, lean ballerina types

It's been 2 years and 4 months for me. I had a few chances this summer but I didn't realize at the time. Fuck

Are you fit?

rejected

>"I have to work user"

she didn't even asked when the party is

I've been banging chubby chicks for 6 years ass hole.

Just banged a fat girl last night, she looked chubby on Tinder but she was full blown whale

work on chad's dick

Post this "chubby" girl.

...

Is she a dick surgeon?

>I'm asking right now a girl
>right now a girl
Go back to your tard wranglers user

>texting a girl met on dating site
>she is 4/10'ish unfit but good body genetics that have potential
>conversation flows pretty well
>she gets my jokes
>meet her for first time
>T H I C C glasses
>clear that she has severe crippling social anxiety
>didnt look at my face once
>seems ocd and probably on the spectrum
>her best friend is a 60 year old woman
>this is the type of person I click with

kek

>didn't
>asked

stop mutilating the English language

You're only clicking with her because she's more autismo than you and you could literally be yourself with her

It did make me realize this to some degree.
I feel a lot better about meeting someone I consider more desirable now.
Still impossible to get their interest, though.

Who cares though. If you click with her keep seeing her.

Fuck sorry user but I kek'd hard.