Smoke cigarettes at work

>smoke cigarettes at work
>drink beer every night to unwind after work
>can't really unwind without it

What do I do, Veeky Forums?

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smoke a joint instead

Stop posting Sam Hyde for one.

Embrace being wound up.

Stop being addicted to alcohol and tobacco

Develop a crippling benzo habit

meditate
listen to music
play some rleaxing vidya or book
accept that existence is suffering and misery is the default state

What's wrong, big guy?

Get the ball, bud.

stop being a cholo

Unwind with prayer, Bud

not OP here but I managed to quit smoking cigs without much difficulty (after about 10 years) but now I smoke weed everyday. Sometimes every two hours.

Now I'm still just as lazy and unmotivated as ever but always getting less high off this expensive weed

So im in similar boat as you OP
I know that if I'm going to make my life better, I need to quit smoking weed, but smoking weed is the only thing (it feels like) keeping me from going off the deep end, I can hardly stop myself

anyone else quit weed before?

There is a piece missing from us, and we fill it with drugs, alcohol, women, porn, gambling, smoking etc etc.

That hole is so big it can never be filled, it just keeps devouring.

From my experience, only one thing can fill that whole and that thing is god. and all you have to do to fill that hole is seek god.

>why did coach make me dye my hair blond?
>it doesn't even look that bad dude

This sketch was my favorite

take the hetero pledge

fucking LoLd

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Sam Hyde should never not be posted

It was a good skit

If you don't have the strength of will to stop smoking and drinking, you won't have the strength of will needed to exercise consistently.

>it's trophy season

no you get the ball bud

The solution is to find cheaper weed

thanks for the kek user

I havent smoked since May 4th after close to a decade of heavy, habitual smoking, multiple times every day. Quitting sucks. No getting around it. Pot withdrawals are real. Check out /r/leaves. I know its reddit, but its one of the few places you can talk about the negatives and struggle to quit smoking. It helped seeing I wasnt alone in my struggle. Pot culture is fucking cancer, any dissent and theyre no longer very chill and make you seem crazy for saying anything could be negative about weed

>GOMAD
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lift, do yoga, run every now and again. eat decent food, sleep well, make new friends

Smoke a joint and stretch. Hindu pushups all day.

Man up?

>have had a habit of popping open this bad boy every day after work/study when I sit on front of my computer for 4 years
>decide to stop
>feel like fucking shit

(slight) physical addiction + a daily hardwired habit can be a bitch to stop

>quit smoking
>now I smoke ______
Do you even screen the words you type for retardation

forgot pic

Stone era are super aggressive about their "miracle" drug

> yfw you realise people actually think a single beer will make a difference.

hmm ..

How to stop smoking If I managed to set myself up with and unending lifetime supply

It seemed like a great idea at the time and now I can't stop

>tfw been needing a release for months but it would ruin my keto
>tfw keto is the only thing preventing me from becoming a life-dropout alcoholic
>tfw have to choose between mental and physical health

That's the advice I would give to his wife.

Gosh I loved that sketch so much

The actress who played the wife was a qt too

>have no cheat days
>dont need music for workouts
>never have a need to get "into the zone"
>always perform at peak performance
>can calculate physical exertion of my body to maximum exhaustion for work
>never consume alcohol and drugs
>always try to eat clean as much as possible

Its nice to have high performance brain. Though for some reason its focused towards physical feats, not so much for creative, or pro active towards work ones. Low wages, but high physical control of my body outside of work, mediocre race here.

I used to drink every night to unwind, now here's what I do:

Get in some comfy clothes
Drink some kava tea
Lower the lights in my place
Throw on some candles
Listen to nice music/ do yoga/ watch a chill show

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why don't you stop being a little bitch and live your life like a man instead of like a faggot.

why are you being so mean?

>Eat clean af
>Lift heavy and crush it every workout
>Don't listen to music, don't drink coffee or take energy supplements
>Smoke weed every day after work
>Manage to hold a decent job and support my wife and daughter
>I'm 24, 5'10" @ 170 lbs, 10% bf

Feels good to be a functioning and successful member of society

face your actual problems instead of trying to cover up the symptoms by drinking and smoking them away.