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Yeah.
But I was a shitty boyfriend.

FUCK YOU OP

What would this beautiful creatures anus smell and taste like? Honey?

Maybe next year

I guess theres always next year, right?

She eats a lot of take out, so probably no.

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yeah.

But what now? I still have to create something meaningful.

We might start a small business together.

nope
i don't even know why i try anymore

>But I was a shitty boyfriend.
Nice dubs.

What did you do
cheat on her?

What the hell is wrong with her eyes?

I think she knows her eyes are beautiful, so she will try and kinda (low key) show them off any chance she gets with out looking too vain.

lmao idk I think I've been reading too many bs books. I could be wrong and she might just have autism or some shit.

>lock eyes with 10/10 50 times during lift
>catch her watching me like 4 times
>don't say anything
>havent seen her at the gym in over a month
wew lads really blew that one

Ive barely even lifted this year. It's been absolute ass for me health wise, so I've stepped in the gym probably 20 times at the most for this entire fucking year. My grades have suffered because of it. I can't tell you how fucking many times I've thought of suicide.

I have fucked 2 girls, which is the most I've ever had sex in a year, but it did not go well at fucking all, and I wasn't even trying to get a gf.

Fuck 2016.

I laughed.

It'll be alright man. I wanted to kill myself so many times recently. We will both make it. Took my anger and sadness to the weights. 1rmed 180/275/325/385 today. It made me more sad though that I'm only a few pounds away from 1000 total. Fuck my life. Fuck my shitty deadlift. I should just sumo or low bar squat to cheat my max.

OH SHIT SHE JUST TEXTED ME.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>2016 will be the year, everything will turn around
>2017 will be the year, everything will turn around

was it a page long text about how she's not ready for a relationship but she doesn't explicitly say she doesn't want to see you and if you don't get the hint you drag it on for another month and make yourself look like a retard

>tfw you just hit my old problem right on the head except it was 6 months instead of 1

WEWLAD. I don't even make eye contact with the stupid bitch anytime I see her now.

One of these years it'll be true, user....hopefully

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cancer

I think she got it from feelbrah

Making progress. At least I can talk to girls now

2016 has been my year. We're all gonna make it brahs

well I lost one of 2.5 years

and I found another one a month later

don't worry bros dont get hung up on one laydee

Based /tv/

Well at least you had a good year.
2016 sucked for me. I'm starting to think I'll end up killing ,myself in the next few years if nothing gets better.

met the love of my life, but she's leaving next year for pharmacy school for 5 or 6 years

fuck you just reminded me that I haven't had a girlfriend in two years...

I'm the Supreme gentleman if they don't want me than you know how the rest goes

nah just banged a bunch of escorts and had one random hookup.

I can't into intimacy

roid yourself to death don't go out like a pussy dude

I'm a 6/10.
There's no "gf" in my vocabulary.

find a 6/10 gf

I'm seeing a great girl right now. We've been on a handful of dates, we have tons of fun when we hangout and she genuinely likes spending time with me. Like the same music as me, likes to cook, create (art), fuck, and talk about conspiracies and nihilist shit with me too. She actually has a personality and cares about stuff..which I don't encounter in a lot of girls. I'm feelin' pretty good about it.

Thanks for asking, user.

I'm 22 and about to graduate college and feel like I'm squandering my prime

which doesn't really make much sense since I'm going to be making a load of cash in a year or two

My brain is stupid as fuck, a couple of years ago my plant was to live the hook up life until my mid 20's then look for something serious, then last year happened and I was hit with aging anxiety and doubled down on trying to get a gf

currently seeing a girl in Russia

qt virgin puritan christian who has literally said the words "I hate niggers" and "hitler was right" in conversation with me

love of my life desu senpai, have been talking for a few months after I broke up with gf of 1.5 years.

Things are going bretty gud. She's visiting burgerstan and staying with me fairly soon, going to take her around to see some of the major sights for the first time.

In 2016 I broke up with the gf I never really wanted in the first place but dated for 2 years anyway.
Feels good.
Now I'm depressed, unemployed, and living with my dad again but at least I'm not dating that chick anymore.

You probably hear this a lot, but 22 is still very young. Why do you think you're squandering your prime?

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She broke my heart (my fault) but now I'm becoming starboy

For the first time in ever...yes :)

Quit trying to plan out every detail of your life. Chances are the things you want and expect are going to be different a year from now. Maybe even a month from now.
Appreciate the present, homie. It's the only thing that exists.

You don't know how hard that is for me.
I keep thinking "I can do better"
and this sort of thinking is what stops me from forming relationships.

I'm not sure. I think I just realized that I was over all of the "growing up" birthdays like 21, 18, etc., all of my friends getting jobs and a few getting married, then I looked at where I was at. I think a real relationship is the only thing that hasn't gone as planned in my life.

Yeah, it's a problem of mine. I'm hoping I'm just in a phase, I'm honestly kind of a bitch for complaining about where I'm at

When was the last time you guys got a hug from a girl? Family doesn't count.

Its been almost a year for me.
pls kill me

My ex called me over to her apartment the other day to help her move some heavy shit around.

I was about to leave when she hugged me really tightly.

You should try therapy user. It's not for crazies. Just people who have an idea of what they'd want from life but aren't sure how to get it. Best of luck m8. Sending good vibes your way.

You didn't walk into the gym your first time and squat 4pl8. Of course you can "do better" but it's something you have to work for by doing that thing more and working at it. Relationships are no different. Find a girl you get along with really well. One that could be your friend and you're somewhat sexually attracted to. Start hanging out with her more and more. Tell her you like her and start dating. Work on being a good partner in a positive relationship. If it works out, it works out. If it doesn't end it.
Just like liftan, you will learn things about yourself you didn't know. You will also stall and deload. This is life. It always takes work, but first you have to start. There is no end goal, though. You can only succeed in the present.

Go find a 6/10 fuck piggy, friend. Do it for all of us.

You CAN do better. But you don't have to. My gf was 6/10, but she was better in bed than a hotter girl I banged. She also had a nicer ass, which you can't really tell in clothes.

Look for positives. I'd rather have a really nice lay that's 6/10 than a shitty lay that's 10/10.

Had this feel. So shitty. How long broken up? Would you get back w her if she wanted?

I had a korean fwb

Close.. so close to ticking off pick related

I finally did after several unsuccessful dates with vapid whores.

I found one with a nice booty that wants to have kids with me after we graduate college.

I made it bros. I still can't deadlift 2 plates, but I made it

I did. Thanks Veeky Forums

Did you learn to read korean? It's the easiest alphabet on the planet and once you learn it, you'll start learning korean words and phrases. Korean girls love this because Koreans are always up their own ass about their culture.

What the fuck
I'm about to hit 4pl8 and I can't even find a non-degenerate girl to ask out for coffee
How can you have made it and I'm stuck like this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for the tips brehs
It is pretty dumb of me to think I can land a 10/10 out of nowhere.
There's a 7/10 fuck piggy that has large tits I can bang, she's an old friend too.

>I can't even find a non-degenerate girl to ask out for coffee
>heh... I could totally bang all of these girls if only they were up to my standards...

Tfw currently korean gf

make it happen, man. There's a difference between a fuck buddy and a gf. If she's gf material, go for it.

It's not that I could bang them if I wanted, it's that I refuse to date women outside of my religion on principle and all the women my age are all married / engaged / in long term relationships

>I refuse to date women outside of my religion on principle
>implying your religion isn't degeneracy

Yes, actually

gained and lost
at least I ended the cycle of torment I was stuck in with this girl
now I'm stuck with the prospect of legitimately being alone forever unless I have a massive change of pace, environment, and circumstances
that will probably be happening soon anyway so idk maybe things will work out

>tfw literally afraid of women

>Talking to a girl in my classes who is 18
How this will end can only be bad
But Im going all out here since I'm still a virgin at 22

protip: if your religion is holding you back from finding a loving relationship, then it is degeneracy. Enjoy the single life, non-breeder.

LOLOLOL

so your invisible friend in the sky says you can't love a goyim? Or an infidel? Ha!

I don't date Jewish girls cuz most of the time they are super entitled and obnoxious and cannot differentiate between being from Israel and the religious bullshit. Oh and then there is the Zionism....

only 4 years apart? You're probably about as immature as she is. Stop worrying about it and fuck her.

18 and 22 isn't a big difference

Plus you seem like the cool guy for being able to buy the booze you'll slip the roofie into

No

Yes, I just removed my penis from her vagina.

I want to learn, maybe when I graduate this semester though I will consider it further

What is it like? Did she call you oppa? My fwb was a slut in bed, probably a slut in general really (I don't usually bother with slutty girls but she was so fucking hot). Not sure what I should actually expect.

I got a girlfriend but she is not the one I wanted, sadly.

Dude, your prime as a man is somewhere around mid thirties.
Hustle hard now, much easier than when you get older. Acquire currency, find a stable gf if you can. By the time you hit your mid 30's if you did it right you'll have mad cash, a decent career, and access to a wide range of ladies 20-30. It's pretty amazing.

>I want to learn
It literally takes an hour to learn to read and write it. Do it or don't.
ryanestrada.com/learntoreadkoreanin15minutes/

Some wanna be dead

Mind blown

BE IT

oh neat man thanks, if it's that fucking easy I can definitely try. Didn't realise translating would be so easy?

gotta learn to read it before you can translate it. might as well start with the easiest part of the korean language.

b-but I'm with her already

I wanna be natty

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Nah man...I'm 22 yrs old now and for the first time ever I'm actually coming to terms with the fact that I probably won't get one for a long, long ass time. Always before I would constantly feel like its right around the corner and I'd always have a sense of hope. "It has to happen, right?" "It will happen soon" "Maybe with this girl"
I'm not really happy or at peace about it. I still think about it all the time but now I have to remind myself that it'll probably never happen. It really fucking sucks and I'm more lonely than ever. And whats almost worse is that now I also feel insecure about my personality and what I like, where as before I didn't even think twice about it.
No girl could love me. I like weird and stupid shit. I have muscles and I'm strong, but I'm fat and pale and covered in stretch marks.I'm depressed, anxious, and I'm afraid that I'm starting to exhibit signs of bipolar disorder which runs in my family. I'm a fucking coward, which is why I'll never be able to end my life either. I just hope I get hit by a car or get shot or something

Was her name Denise?

>roiders trying to be inspirational

I got gains but no gf

PS don't fall for the lifting meme like me, gains have nearly nothing to do with getting girls, it's all social skills

>lifting for women

Her friends call me oppa but she usually doesn't. She's getting more freaky but was quite in experienced

I'm happy for you mang.