Haha why didn't people just try REAL communism?

Haha why didn't people just try REAL communism?

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DUDE STALIN LMAO

Fun fact: the Soviet Union didn't exist when this photo was taken.

Fun fact no. 2: Reds werent the only side in the Civil war

Fun fact no. 3: Biting on aluminum can be quite painful, since it acts like a battery in your mouth.

Fun fact no. 4: It wasn't real Communism.

listen here you cishet fascist

i'll have you know that my very specific brand of a small uprising of window-lickers in a third-world banana republic that was crushed by the local sheriff's department was going to become TRUE COMMUNISM and was on the verge of UTOPIA until reactionaries crushed it.

because we never got to see what became of these brave revolutionaries, it can only be left to assume that this was mankind's paradise in the womb.

This is the most pathetic attempt at trolling ive ever seen. Put in some more effort next time op please

Its not communism until it fits in definition of communism. (stateless, classless, moneyless society). Why is it so hard to understand for liberals?
t. Fascist

>1921
>Soviet Union didnt exist yet
fuck off brainlet

You are fucking retarded.
t. totally a marxist

>it didnt work, so it wasnt real communism
:)

this guy nows what's up!
t. Stalinist

B-b-but it wasn't real communism! J-just one more try! I'm sure it'll work this time!

the non meme answer is the people in power think about how nice it is being in power, all the special privileges they get and decide fuck it I got mine. The decisions to run the state thereafter are simply to consolidate power and keep the citizens from revolting.

>words have meanings
imagine my shock

The Soviet Union was founded in 1922.

Marxist-Leninism not only consists of an end goal (Communism) but also a plan (violent revolution by the workers.) If the plan fails to reach the end goal of Communism and instead reaches State-Capitalism then that is still a flaw in Marxist-Leninism because the plan didn't work.

ok niggers, if communism is so great, why did Napoleonic France collapsed? And dont tell me it wasnt real communism.

Marx literally said that capitalism and socialism is what has to be achieved before communism you Trotskist nigger

>the state capitalism of war 'communism' is communist.

>The Soviet Union was founded in 1922.

I can't tell where the bait ends and where it begins. This entire thread could be bait. There is simply no way of knowing.

>reddit spacing

Let me help you.

Since you didn't get it last time.

Not every space is reddit spacing you 80 IQ mongrel.

This is what reddit spacing looks like. Short sentences. Fragmented unnecessarily. In response a reddit spacer would say that it's easier to read.

So you know you're not dealing with a reddit spacer.

Or you would if you had an IQ close to standard.

whatever you say Plebbitor

you forgot the necessary spacing between the quote and the first line of text

>regular communism
>'give us everything or we'll shoot you'
>war communism
>'holy shit give us everything we're about to fucking lose, we can't shoot you because we're running out of bullets but we'll send you to Siberia'
Not seeing much of a difference desu

are you only a gold miner if you find gold?

you're only a gold owner if you find gold, dipshit

Strictly speaking, yes, otherwise you're a prospector

Because he lost the Battle of The Boyne fought in the East China Sea against the Zulu fleet

>reddit spacing

I personally use this type of spacing all the time and I've never been to reddit. Everyone needs a boogey man to save them from constructing actual arguments I suppose.

>Haha why didn't people just try REAL communism?
That's what america is doing

I don't understand why people come to Veeky Forums to talk about reddit.

Barracks communism IS true communism. Nachaev cut to the heart of communism and understood it fully.

>hahah they all say the same thing!
thats because its true

its a recent thing

Hi, this thread is fucking weird

Because this wasn't real communism. The millions that died in Russia was because of fascism the Bolsheviks were actually fascist not communist. you can't blame communism for the deaths of Millions because it wasn't communism it was fascism. It was fascism. Fascism. it was a right-wing dictatorship that was set up in Soviet Russia. A fascist right wing Trumpist dictatorship that oppressed millions of people. Not communism.

Impeach

The fuck is this pic?

>famine caused by 14 countries invading russia including france, usa, uk, and japan is proof communism doesn't work
Sure

>leninst
>trotskyist
>stalinist
>maoist

true communism will never be achieved because you fucking faggots will always fight each other to be the Boss Comrade

A straw man argument that all famine in the 20th century was Chairman Mao and Joey Steelman's fucking fault. Classic jewry with no originality not even a modern twist. Its nothing to see here: the thread.

but a communist doesn't have to achieve communism, only advance it

Context to the pic?
I know the pic can be found at Wikipedia with some details, but it's not enough.

Ukrainian psychopaths eat their own children and blame communism for it

>genocide, famine ,colonialism, resource wars happen in capitalism

Lol haha its mismanagement/corruption/not capitalism

>retarded dictators do dictator stuff

Looool communism amirite xxd

me too
It makes everything
more readable

>Be given a clear metric for what communism is (Worker control of the means of production)
>Self Declared Communist state doesn't meet that standard
>lmao not TRUUUUE communism lol leftists are so DEGENARTE

Communism only works on a small scale level, a communist country is oxymoronic because what it really means is a rich elite tells 90% what to do.

but thats a retarded point that doesnt make any real sense user.

>Its not communism until it fits in definition of communism. (stateless, classless, moneyless society).

What is the dictatorship of the proletariat for 200$ Alex?

>moving goalposts
>intellectually dishonest

>Conditions created to starve millions and reduce them to this animalistic behaviour
>"NOT COMMUNISM'S FAULT, PEOPLE ARE JUST SHITTY LOL"
I know it takes mental illness and lack of empathy to be a Commie, but it never fails to shock me when I see how dishonest and weak willed you pinkos are. I'd say "neck yourselves", but you lack the dignity to put an end to your pathetic existence.

communists are so fucking divided among themselves so it's no wonder nothing ever fits the definition they all want

I dont know how commies dont realize their ideology just creates an unstoppable social caste system even worse than the pre-communist society.

When will people learn there has never been Communism and there won’t be in a while. All “Communist” Countries were actually State Capitalists mixed in with totalitarian dictatorships. Even in the Manifesto you can’t have Communism until the government is destroyed pg 24 I think. Lenin before he died said we now have State Cspitalism now we must advance into Socialism. Do your research kids and maybe you will know why they say “ It wasn't real Communism !”

Most people are Democratic Socialists

Because it tasted like human

>Be hungry
>Kill and eat your own children
>I-it's not my fault

>this enrages and confuses the c*mmunist

Probably the most reddit comment I've ever seen here.

>The Russian revolution wasn't true Marxist-Leninism.

Because communism is retarded.

Socialism on the other hand...

The end goal of communism is the bourgeoisie taking the place of the aristocracy using the working class as a weapon. That's it. Marx thought it would be done by academics, lawyers, etc. in sufficiently industrialized countries and spread there. Lenin decided that wasn't the case ebcause Russia was an agrarian shithole so violent militant action was needed.

Says a lot that communism never really took off or was able to come close to being implemented in industrialized or first world states and it was only in agrarian shitholes and backwards-ass South America where it was ever tried.

The biggest enemy of a communist is another communist.

>communism
>people starved and millions died
>fascism
>people starved and millions died
>capitalism
>people starved and millions died
Haha why didn't people just GROW their own food?

So what you're saying is that we need Distributism?

>ends in 2012
Wonder if Sweden would rank in the same spot today. Socialism works best with more homogeneity and less economic stratification. You can't just force it on any country you like and have it expect to work. Further, we're not REALLY talking about socialism, but an expanded welfare state

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report#2017_World_Happiness_Report

>10.Sweden

That's social democracy, not democratic socalism.