How dedicated are you?

What would you do to summon a more xpensiv LINK?
$1: stick a sharpie in mah butt
$5: publicly masterrbate in a church
$10: cut off your finger
$50: cut off my finger

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id cut off your finger m8

whats the catch

1. You write the $1/5/10/50 list
2. Wait
3. Carry out what you have written once the price has been reached
Otherwise LINK will crash before you cash out

I'd cut my head off for $1000

Evil genies will be raping you for all eternity if you won't
Are you sure?

Do I have to do all of that in succession, or can I just go straight to step 4? I'd do all of them in 10 minutes...

You need to do the thing if you plan to cash out on this price.
I'm aiming for $50

I'll glue my hands to my head with chicken wire around my neck and jump off a building
>tfw people think I pulled off my own head flying thru air

Are you a nolinkie per chance?

LINK at $50 would make me a multi-millionaire...So to get it to that price I'd gladly cut of your finger. I'd pay for your medical costs afterwards.

cut off your finger, and I will gladly take my $10MM+

I'm balls deep in link

Interesting choices OP.

Nah man.
You need to make it equal for yourself. I'm just a small fry linkie with 1.7k links.
$50 will get me a flat in my hometown. Not even a nice one but not in the fucking suburbs either.

$10M is much more than that and you need to trade smt worth it. Are you OK with donating your legs?

What's the point of decapitating urself once you reach lamboland?

If you could make the price moon to $50 I'd gladly give you 50% of my LINK stack. I prefer to keep my limbs (and other appendices).

Make sure you send 50% once you receive a severed finger in your mailbox.

Honsestly, you have no idea, how genies work. What if I am a genie, making you an offer right now? What would you do to get that delicious $50 LINK? Make sure the trade is fair. Otherwise I won't help you.

i’d vomit my moms spaghetti on my sweater to see link hit even $2.5

genies don't like lambos?

This genie feeds off remorse.
Once you get what you want you need to give back smt that will make you regret achieving your goal.

So...if I don't feel regret after cutting off my own finger for that $10 option, I'm still fucked I guess?

Source on this image?

First you decide on wht you do once you want to cash out.

Then you get you LINK price. Or not. The severety of your remorse affects the likelihood of achieving the price.
The genie receives your wish and decides whether he will fullfill it or not. But he's not telling you his decision. So if you say that on $10 you slap urself in the face, the genie will most likely ignore your wish. But in case you see $10 LINK I recommend you do slap urself.

Kakegurui
Some fresh shit
youtube.com/watch?v=xpqYKEmD3Cg

>$1: stick a sharpie in mah butt
>$5: publicly masterrbate in a church
>$10: cut off your finger
Yes

Join our group and help us pump coins and it won't matter what price link is.

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Il stik a sharpee up my but if some1 givs me 1 link plz i need it.

Woah, dude.
That is like 40c. The tx gonna cost more