How do I know whether I'm a wehraboo?

It does. One of the major European religions has a continuing fundamentalist ethno-racialist streak.

But my anger is entirely political, and not historical, so why don't you put your balls into a blender and save us any future posts from you and your wife's son?

Now why would that make a wehraboo angry

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to elaborate. I cannot get an accurate historical literacy to fanatical autism quotient with such a brief answer

1. N
2. Nuke
3. A number of very unlikely events suddenly swung in Germany's favour. Say something like unusually warm weather for a long period and Russian logistics & defences somehow imploding so much that they lose Leningrad, Moscow AND Stalingrad. Even then it's not 100%.
4. I'm 1/4 German and grew up in Zurich so C-lite

>1. Does the continued existence of a certain Semitic people ignite inconsolable rage in you?

If they don't occupy any position of power in foreign countries outside of (what should be) their island (containment) state i would be happier.

>2. When I say "superweapon" what's the first thing that comes to mind; a nuke or a autisic over-engineered meme tank which is the size of a house?

anything that's big and does big explosions

>3. Fill in the blank: "Operation Barbarossa would have been a success if______"
The USSR didn't receive gibs from them allies, and if Moscow was attacked earlier.

>4. Which of the following describes your relationship to the German people?

B) although my great great grandparents on the side of my mothers family along with everyone before them were part of a large German family living in Chemnitz before dispersing in the industrial period to Central Europe and the US.

So to be a wehraboo, do you have to be full-blown nazi, or are you already a wehraboo if you admire the German Army 1935-1945, while still seeing it's faults and the faults of the Nazi-leadership/society?

On Veeky Forums, you're a Wehraboo unless you're absolutely asshurt about the mere mention of Germany.
In my opinion you're a Wehraboo once you start denying reality in your admiration for the Wehrmacht (or if you're a Nazi ofc).

>lumping all of Veeky Forums together

>Wehraboo
>Nazi's

Wehraboo's are the ones who really like/admire the Wehrmacht/German army during the WW2 era; and they almost always are quite insistent that they are not nazi's and do not hate jews. If anything, Wehraboo's hate Nazi's more because of the stigma.

Wehraboo tells should have nothing to do with being a Nazi

its when you like germany so much you start liking israel, lol!

Ok for the hell of it I'll fill out the survey:
1. Yes I really don't like Arabs very much
2. First thing that comes to mind is a super-laser cannon or so, I guess "autisic over-engineered" shit is what the answer
3. Operation Barbarossa would have been a success if Germany had the atomic bomb.
4. a.)

you can be asian and be a weraboo too

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Are you a piece of shit fucktard? If not then you're probably not a Werhraboo.

if you like to touch tiger models and play with panzer toys, then yes maybe you are a weraboo! haha!

Read following statements, then answer whether the statement is true or not.

1. Bismarck was the best European battleship. True or False

2. In general Germans had the best tanks of WW2. True or False

3. By and large Wehrmacht wasn't involved in war crimes. True or False

4. Holocaust didn't either happen or wasn't a deliberate genocide. True or False

5. Einsatzgruppen were just anti-terrorist units. True or False

6. Stalin was just as bad or worse than Hitler. True or False

7. Operation Barbarossa would had succeeded if Germany hadn't been forced to redirect troops to African front. True or False

8. Bombing of Dresden was a war crime. True or False

9. Germans had the best looking uniforms of WW2. True or False

10. Hitler did nothing wrong. True or False

Now the results:

0 Trues - not a wehraboo, probably either teaboo, burgerboo, tankie, or jew

1-2 Trues - not a wehraboo but probably has watched too much history channel

3-4 Trues - avid history channel watcher, maybe a wehraboo

5-6 Trues - definitely a wehraboo

6-7 Trues - wehraboo, probably owns nazi related replicas or items

8-9 Trues - wehraboo, more than likely also a nazi

10 Trues - Hitler reborn

>We won.
For now.

i scored high!

>Does the continued existence of a certain Semitic people ignite inconsolable rage in you?
I do strongly dislike arabs, yes.

Do you play ww2 video games as the germans, stack teams and bitch endlessly when your tanks don't shit over all opposition with ease?

tiger was best tank lol

wehraboos are usually either nazi apologists or nazis themselves

1 Maybe
2 T
3 T
4 F
5 F
6 F
7 F
8 F
9 T
10 F

Yay I'm 3-4

1. >not Tirpitz
2. False
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. Debatable
7. False
8. True
9. True
10. Definitely false

Also, I have never watched a history channel show in my life

It literally was.

nope, thats t34.

When will we start hanging revisionists?

wtf? no. it is freedom of speech.

No, it's not

>it literally was
nothing special

on german side panther was best. tiger was bad use of recursses

Lol.

>1. Does the continued existence of a certain Semitic people ignite inconsolable rage in you?
I don't mind Jews. I very much dislike Arabs, but not genocidally do.
>2. When I say "superweapon" what's the first thing that comes to mind; a nuke or a autisic over-engineered meme tank which is the size of a house?
Nuke
>3. Fill in the blank: "Operation Barbarossa would have been a success if______"
...the Germans had dinosaurs that could shoot lasers out of their eyes. Literally can't be stopped.
>4. Which of the following describes your relationship to the German people?
>a.) my family and I are natives to Germany
>b.) the German people tried to destroy my people several times throughout history
>c.) I am a proud to be a 1/16th German living in America. 1/8th if you count Scandinavian as Germanic too!
>d.) I have no relationship to the German people
D

Why does Veeky Forums love Jews so much?

>dinosaurs
>not giant armadillos

>1
False.
>2
I don't know enough to confidently compare them.
>3
False, but not every soldier or officer was a war criminal either.
>4
It did haplen and was intentional.
>5
False
>6
False, but I still hate him.
>7
False. As I've said , only trained dinosaurs with laser-shooting eyes could have won Barbarossa for Germany.
>8
Indiscriminate strategic bombing is a war crime.
>9
German late war autumn camo makes my dick rock hard. So, yes, I suppose.
>10
False.

The virgin armadillo
>so afraid of getting hurt that he spends the whole battle curled
>looks like a retarded anteater lmao
>eyes always trained on the nearest escape route
>can't even wear an uniform
>gets laughed out of the courtroom and onto the gallows in Nurenberg
The chad dinosaur
>is 5 meters tall because he doesn't give a fuck whether he gets hit
>looks so fucking rad
>one eye trained on the enemy, the other on the nearest peasant girl
>proudly wears the German uniform
>Allies too afraid to prosecute him at Nurenberg, gets away scot-free

You can be a Wehraboo without being a Nazi.

>Panther was best
>Guzzles fuel
>Drive train is totally fucked and prone to overstress at 150km
>Need to remove the fucking turret to fix said drive
>Had the worst interleaved wheel system ever devised for service on the Eastern Front

1. False
2. True, they just didn't have enough of them
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. They're equally "evil"
7. False
8. True, just because Germany did it, doesn't mean it's less of a war crime when the Allies do it.
9. Obviously true
10. False

And without being a Nazi, I'd find it a bit hypocritical to not be a bit of a wehraboo, considering that both my grandfathers were in the Wehrmacht on the Eastern Front.

Did they survived the war? Just curious.

To be fair, there's a difference between wehraboos and stormtards. I don't know which one OP is, if he is either.
Wehraboos = "muh Tiger tank"
Stormtards = "muh Hitler"

Yes, both survived

Maternal grandpa was conscripted in 1939 (age 17) and spent most of the wa on the Ostfront, was shot in the leg, captured, spent a few years in Gulag, released to West Germany and met my Grandma and so on

Paternal grandfather was Volksdeutscher in East Poland, was then also conscripted when he was fairly young, most of the time Ostfront, then Gulag and released to the same city my other grandpa was (maternal grandpa was from a village on the east bank of the Oder, today Poland, the city was pretty random for both)

>One of the major European religions has a continuing fundamentalist ethno-racialist streak.
You're on the wrong board if you aren't aware that after the fall of paganism, teh ebil Jooz were usually subject to legislation throughout Christendom which enforced fundamentalist ethno-racial separatism. This was a set up from the time of the earliest of Christian kingdoms.

Very ahistorical, by your own admission. Tsk tsk.

Now, friend, can you guess to which board you must now fuck off?

I'm dying to hear your logic on this one. Does being a fan of Alexander's army make me a Monarchist?

you can just be interested in ww2 and like german stuff witout being nazi, buddy

>1. Bismarck was the best European battleship.
False.

>2. In general Germans had the best tanks of WW2.
Don’t make me laugh. The Soviets kept their tanks roughly the same weight while increasing armor and firepower throughout the war. German tanks were overengineered trash and they only realized that sloped armor existed in ‘44. The only countries with worse tanks were the Canadians and the Japanese.

>3. By and large Wehrmacht wasn't involved in war crimes.
Very, very false.

>4. Holocaust didn't either happen or wasn't a deliberate genocide.
All those Jews in Ukraine just accidentally got shot and buried in mass graves, we swear! False.

>5. Einsatzgruppen were just anti-terrorist units.
False.

>6. Stalin was just as bad or worse than Hitler.
ANCAPs can reeeeee all they want, killing 20 million over the course of decades of rule and through various means is hardly on the level of deliberately starting the deadliest war in human history and industrially genociding 11 million people.

>7. Operation Barbarossa would had succeeded if Germany hadn't been forced to redirect troops to African front.
False.

>8. Bombing of Dresden was a war crime.
Killing Nazis is an obligation not a crime.

>9. Germans had the best looking uniforms of WW2.
Hugo Boss was a hack fraud, 0/10 falsch.

>10. Hitler did nothing wrong.
Hitler made Germany from the most potentially powerful country in continental Europe into the 5th most powerful country in Berlin. Worst German ruler of all time.

>ANCAPs can reeeeee all they want, killing 20 million over the course of decades of rule and through various means is hardly on the level of deliberately starting the deadliest war in human history and industrially genociding 11 million people.
Aye. Stalin would not have hesitated to embark on ethnic genocide (and did to varying & arguable extent) if he had felt it would help him. But his political motivations rank lower on the scale of naughtiness.

>not hating your own race is literally triggers leftypol this much

I'm a Jew and that makes me angry.

>Killing nazis is an obligation not a crime
agreed we should nuke israeel

Why irradiate all those nice Kibbutzniks when you can just bomb the settlements and Netanyahu’s house and have the same effect?

Why?

lol why

youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

1) False
2) False with an asterisk. Germany had quite good armored DOCTRINE, which is distinct from the engineering quality of the tanks themselves. I would rate their armor performance as the best overall of WW2, but that's because of planning and doctrine, they had most of their successes, ironically enough, with some of their shittiest tanks.
3) False
4) False
5 False
6) Insufficient evidence to determine an answer.
7) False as fuck. How the hell are 3 divisions going to change barbarossa?
8) False
9) I don't even give a shit
10) False

Everyone is a wehraboo. Most people believe in 5 shermans for 1 tiger and the German technology memes.

What you should be asking yourself is if you are NOT a wehraboo since statistically most people are wehraboos and you probably already are one.

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Lol, how the fuck is this different from the holocaust denial infographics? You fucking lunatics.

That's the point, retard.

1. False.
2. True.
3. True.
4. False.
5. False.
6. True.
7. False.
8. True.
9. True.
10. False.

Literally the whole point of the Dresden meme. To point out to people who make shit up and cite inforgraphics for holocaust denial that they are legit retarded.

being this mad

>6. Stalin was just as bad or worse than Hitler. True or False
thats mathematically true tho. like, uncontroversially, factually true.
and i hate germany.

>I can't refute it so it's lunatic
Give me 100 names of people who died in the bombing of Dresden.
Oh, right, you can't.
Also see

>1. Bismarck was the best European battleship. True or False
false
>2. In general Germans had the best tanks of WW2. True or False
early war tanks were shit, pIII and PIV previous to f series were bad tanks. panther was good tho. so.... generally.... false
>3. By and large Wehrmacht wasn't involved in war crimes. True or False
false
>4. Holocaust didn't either happen or wasn't a deliberate genocide. True or False
false
>5. Einsatzgruppen were just anti-terrorist units. True or False
idk what they even are. assume false
>6. Stalin was just as bad or worse than Hitler. True or False
factually, mathematically, true
>7. Operation Barbarossa would had succeeded if Germany hadn't been forced to redirect troops to African front. True or False
idk, seems like barbarosa was a flawed strategy to begin with, so who even cares if it suceeds, it wouldnt have won the war.
>8. Bombing of Dresden was a war crime. True or False
no morality in total war. false
>9. Germans had the best looking uniforms of WW2. True or False
USA airborne gets that one, false
>10. Hitler did nothing wrong. True or False
false

Cuckold

>We won
6 million to nil and then Germany losing the grand final to another team isn't really something I would call winning

>no morality in total war
Then war crimes in general don't exist

Ironic.

1. False
2. FALSE (good doctrine though)
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. Too many variables with this one
7. False
8. True
9. False
10. False

Because the guy she was talking to was probably 35.

If you're browsing this board it means you either are on or are destined to become one.

Then either kill yourself or get yourself sterilized and we can both be very lustige! :)

>I'm a Jew
Ethnically? LARP as Bulan.

Anything else? You're an idiot.

. Einsatzgruppen were just anti-terrorist units. True or False
>idk what they even are. assume false
>6. Stalin was just as bad or worse than Hitler. True or False
>factually, mathematically, true

Wtf are you even doing here?

Where on earth do you get your statistics from?

i'm a ouiaboo

>Bismarck was the best European battleship. True or False
>That thread a few months ago with the user claiming the Kreigsmarine was the most technologically advanced navy
Absolutely disgusting

Literally nobody says 80 million killed by Stalin epic leftypol meme

>when you hear the judge read that stupid pact you made with molotov aloud.jpg

this. They say either 60 million or 100 million, no one says 80

Same difference

t. Christian Schmidt

1. true
2. true
3. false
4, false
5. false
6. false
7. false
8. true
9. true
10. false

your survey sucks Nigel, you suck and your history channel sucks too