Jewish Princess Autism

>When your society is historically matriarchal and only you are capable of producing jewish children and unfortunately for men you realize this
>When you bitch and moan until your husband agrees to chop off his and his son's own foreskin to prove his loyalty and dedicate his life to serving you
>When you use this fact to manipulate all of your men into being greedy, competitive white collar workhorses to finance your lavish lifestyle
>When you constantly get your whole family killed and expelled from multiple nations due to this fact
>When you end up in some snowy country of pretty blonde women with big huge titties
>When it makes you incredibly butthurt that all of these women are prettier than you and you catch your husband checking them tiddies out at Oktoberfest
>When your husband spends his money on them rather than you and you go whine to your rich daddy
>When daddy destabilizes and impoverishes these nations to force the pretty native girls to marry ugly jewish boys for financial security
>When daddy uses manipulative media to incite Soviets or blacks to rape and murder half the blonde women in the city and then outlaw abortion so you seem more fuckable by comparison even though you're a total cunt and a stereotype
>When all the Chad jews love gold so much they marry YOU instead of a nice but ugly full-jewish girl
>When daddy loves you so much he will incite genocide and mass rape for you

>When you are a lazy jewish boy who likes realizes it would be far easier to be a jewish female than a jewish male
>When in 2018 daddy pushes a trans agenda so even jew boys can be jewish princesses too

Oh thank you for the shiny blonde genes daddy. Thank you for my pale skin daddy I look so pretty. Thank you for the blue eyes and my German last name daddy.

Thank you for the plastic surgery daddy I love you daddy

Now I can trick Chad into thinking I'm a white girl I love you so much daddy

Now I never ever have to work at being a good person ever oh hooray for daddy

El goblino thread?

WTF went wrong in your mental development you fucking stormfag?

Holy shit, sauce on the girl on the left? Does she do anal??

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>stormfag

I'm an extremely self-hating blue-eyed jew, dumbass

If you were a blue-eyed jew and knew what your ancestors did to get your nordic genes, you would hate your entire race too

My grandpa was an unironic communist Kikelstien

psssh go ahead then, date a jewish girl dumbass they're awful

Your old buddy OPberg tried to warn you

I'd gas anne frank with zero guilt solely because I know what a twat she would eventually grow up to be.

Hitler did the Netherlands a huge favor

>When you bitch and moan until your husband agrees to chop off his and his son's own foreskin to prove his loyalty and dedicate his life to serving you
That's really hot but circumcision is actually better for your hygiene in the desert.
Also
>German women
>attractive
Pick one.

>circumcision is actually better for your hygiene in the desert.

Then why does it happen in America?

Is it because you're Israel's bitch?

If you're trying to talk me out of wanting to fuck a nine month pregnant Anne Frank with reverse psychology, it's not gonna work Scholmo.

you're an idiot. doubly so because you're a jew larping as an aryan

Because kids these days are too lazy to peel back the skin and properly scrub their willies you reddit posting silly billy!

>I'd gas anne frank with zero guilt solely because I know what a twat she would eventually grow up to be.

And I'd shove a cold steel bayonet far up your ass with zero guilt if you're dumb enough to try it

>larping as an aryan
im the tooth fairy, personally

>cutting off the bit of your body that keeps sand and dirt out is better for you in the desert

I'll sue you

I'll sue you in Israel

I'll sue you in Israel and draft you to fight for Israel to pay off your debts

I'll sue you in Israel and draft you to fight for Israel to pay off your debts and then when you die I'll make a movie about how you fought for Israel to pay off your debts and make millions of shekels

I'll sue you and draft you to fight for Israel to pay off your debts and then when you die I'll make a movie about how you fought for Israel to pay off your debts and make millions of shekels and I'll cast a black actor to play you and give him a white female love interest

I'm god's chosen you nigger goy

I must be because mummy said I am

Out of what, your urethra? All a foreskin does is trap any sand, dust and dirt that happens to wind up on your pecker.

You're a moron and this thread doesn't belong on Veeky Forums

Go share your story on /soc/ or /pol/ or whoever will read the half coherent diarrhea that comes out of your head

Break out the pregnant Anne Frank porn so this thread will be deleted faster and we can shame the stormfaggots while we're at it.

>All a foreskin does is trap any sand, dust and dirt that happens to wind up on your pecker.

It makes fapping much easier and brings you much more pleasure during sex from what I understand. Apparently there are a lot of nerve endings there that make sex feel super good, although I wouldn't know.

My cock looks bigger than the average muslim's, although it isn't actually bigger. Yet another jewish trick.

Ever wonder why Israel is well-developed and the Arabs are a bunch of savage rapist dipshits with multiple slave-wives? I'm circumcised.

I fap less, I'm less of a sex addict than the insatiably horny muslims, and I focus more on my work. I can steadily cut "precious" stones that you buy for other dumb women to impress each other.

lol the cartels restrict the supply of diamonds to make them seem more valuable. They're just shiny pebbles but women go fucking nuts over them.

If I want to have sex with 72 virgins, I'll fucking buy them, i don't need to blow my dumb self up

I live to serve my jewesses.

Can confirm, have foreskin and fapping and sex feel great.

I mean idk about all the other stuff he said, but god bless the foreskin.

>Ever wonder why Israel is well-developed and the Arabs are a bunch of savage rapist dipshits with multiple slave-wives? I'm circumcised.