"He" murdered zillions

"He" murdered zillions.

for no reason

It's all part of his plan

We get it. You are an atheist.

Tip Fucking Fedora.

*mic drop*

>reddit spacing
>mic drop
>epic hat meme
Is this satire?

Pilate: Was getting crucified part of your plan?

Jesus: Of Course!

>t.brainlet

What the Hell is up with these threads?

It's not murder if you give them life as well

>Later
Roman Soldier: Well congratulations, you got yourselves crucified. What's the next step of your master plan?

I'll keep that in mind next time I eat one of my children

So why did God create anything, wise one?

He did murdered zillions... ZILLIONS of degenerate sinners.

He thins our numbers with kindness and grace

>implying you’re comparable to God
Why not? Plenty of good things can be experienced, and can really only be appreciated after being able to compare them to suffering.

>>implying you’re comparable to God
You didn't say that was only applied to God. All you said was "It's not murder if you give them life as well".

>>implying you’re comparable to God
Woah you only told me that it aint murder if you make em. But since you're curious, I AM God.

>Getting tortured to death slowly is good because it makes you appreciate things more.

(((Yahweh)))

I didn’t say it. I’m a different user.
You said
>I’ll keep that in mind next time I eat one of my children
You’re making an analogy wherein you are comparing yourself to God. You giving birth to a child is not the same as God creating life.

That’s your depression talking

>You said
>>I’ll keep that in mind next time I eat one of my children
No he didn't, I SAID IT

Either way, it’s an inaccurate analogy.

At this point humans probably have the lead.

No it isn't, because it wasn't an analogy to begin with

Then what was the point of it?

Being able to kill my children and get off scott free, just like it says here

Sure sounds like an analogy...
It’s also an inaccurate interpretation of

Dis nigga, learn to read faggit. The guy I replied to aint OP, he didn't include God as a necessary component, and I aint making an analogy, I want to kill my children. Jesus....

And he gave them life, but it wasn't God who murdered anyone, it was other humans through their own volition. God only permitted it, and through his own ways punished the murderer and created good in spite of the evil done.

And ffs, dying isn't an evil. Quit being a limpdicked pussy, OP. Saged.

Fuck off, you shitposting retard

I bet if I murdered your autistic ass right in front of judge and jury I'd get off scott free

Jesus: Crashing your sins...with no survivors!

dun dundn dund dun dundun dnun dun

Black women are often bad-tempered tbqh.