Hey Veeky Forums, how to not cum too quick? 20 khv here. Have about 24 hours to prepare

Hey Veeky Forums, how to not cum too quick? 20 khv here. Have about 24 hours to prepare.

I have my first 6/10 tindergrille coming over tomorrow after school. She doesnt know im a virgin. She seemed pretty comfortable and the conversation was straightforward and we both know we're going to fuck, there was no mention of doodads like "coffee" or "netflix".

Im picking her up after her uni. Also, what do i do next? Can you lay it out literally step by step for me? I didnt learn this in school

She's gonna figure out you're a virgin right away. And there's nothing you can do to prepare for your first vagina so you might as well just enjoy your 20 seconds with her

just b urself ;)

Need more info.
What's her race?
Also, don't let her on top. You'll bust in 2 seconds. Was hoping someone would've told me when I was younger.

Pics of her or gtfo

Jack off morning before. Afternoon, even.

Focus on satisfying her before you cum. Finger her, make out, etc. Ask what she likes and do it.

Pull out and rest a sec if you need it.

jack off as many times as you can that day, including once at least an hour before you see her

fap one hour before you pick her up
continue to act like you did on text
grab a beer
take some zinc and eat some pineapple
prepare to give her the worst fuck of her life because YOU CAN'T FAKE NOT BEING A VIRGIN
have fun

who cares

If dubs: OP is too nervous and can't get it up

>I have my first 6/10 tindergrille coming over tomorrow after school

Im proud of you, send her home in an uber after.

The first time might go different ways. You could either be too excited and cum instantly, in this case you should fap beforehand, like an hour before.

Or you get nervous and can't cum at all. In this case you shouldn't fap beforehand at all,or else you won't get it up

Shes is 22, white and im second gen chinese. Also thanks for the tip user. I was hoping for more literal steps though, like after i open the door to my dorm room and we go in what do i do

grab her pussy

Okay, can any other anons confirm this? I will probably be the second option, because white grilles below 7/10 just look diseased to me, im just doing this for my own ego to not be a khv. I would not like to be seen in public with her or any other average white woman. Top tier white grilles are better than any other grilles though

i fucking kekked

You have to figure it out.

>im second gen chinese

dw OP, her expectations are not going to be high

make her laugh during conversation, make her cum before you stick your cock in (read: before), have your half minute of sunshine and send her on her way.

it could be half decent for her and who knows, she might not even know you are le cold pressed virgin olive oil at the end of the day.

and if she does, who cares? you got laid, bitch. goddamn it.

dubs say i beleive in OP

Fuck you retard

p.s. please tell me OPs pic isnt a literal picture of his date. you never know with these fucking autists.

Girl in OP's pic doesn't look white

>Shes is 22, white and im second gen chinese
bulshit white girls dont like asians

Thanks anons, but i (and lurking self diagnosrd austists) would really like to know is WTF do i do after i meet her at wherever? Do we stop for a drink first or just go straight home? (Live 5 mins away) Then what? Do i show her around my dorm where the common toilet is so she feels more comfortable if she has to excuse herself for whatever or do we just go straight to my room? Now we're both in the room what do i do? Also what playlist

Are you sure about that, cuckboii?

>go back to room and close door
>immediately puff body up, stand on toes, put arms out to appear bigger than any competing males
>urinate in the corner to mark your territory for other males
>shake her hand and squeeze really hard to establish dominance
>Repeat this fertility spell: Quisque libero quam, vulputate lobortis mauris eu, imperdiet vulputate sem. Sed quis cursus tortor. Sed ac enim ut turpis fermentum finibus a at massa.
>You're in

Hey, don't insult op like that

Its not. Although im not sure what you mean by your comment

Shes a 6/10 she cant be picky and i have gains and shirtless tinderpic

yea I know that you chink dyel dicklet

It's okay white boi, you can insult Asians on the internet if it makes you feel better about your micropenis syndrome

>Quisque libero quam, vulputate lobortis mauris eu, imperdiet vulputate sem. Sed quis cursus tortor. Sed ac enim ut turpis fermentum finibus a at massa.
>not Quisque in semper erat. Nulla lobortis ipsum eget lectus finibus, eget cursus metus dictum. Etiam mollis tellus id nisi interdum tincidunt.

Ok but im not sure how to pronounce that, any link to a video?

If you're confident enough that she's just looking for a hook up it should be fairly easy. It's usually easy as fuck to just throw something on the TV and wait for the moment to engage on the kissing. Make sure you look at her lips when you're kissing her/ or about to kiss her. My first kiss I had no fucking clue what I was doing and I looked like a fucking autist touching foreheads. Make sure you have a good conversation going while you're driving. The reason why I'm saying that is cause you don't want to be a talkative faggot when you're hooking up. Only hooked up twice on tinder and that's my 2 cents. GL from another fellow Asian.

No worries amigo, I was a virgin too and met my current gf on tinder about 6 months ago. I was afraid I'd nut quickly aswell but it went okay actually. Just don't do it straight away and have some fun, be in the moment and don't think too much about cumming too quickly. Control your breathing and don't go too fast. And most importantly; FOREPLAY FOREPLAY FOREPLAY

Real talk. Ignore the faggots telling you to jack off. Just do a lot of foreplay. If you cum quickly, just fuck her again. No biggie.

meet somewhere you can have a drink

have 2 or 3

make her fucking laugh, you can at least do that

go straight home

do not, do not fucking show her around your dorm

go straight to your room

undress her like youre unwrapping a fucking christmas present, tits first ass second you goddamn spastic - i feel like you need to be told how to fucking do this

play with her clit until she cums and your dick is cutting diamonds

proceed to sex of some description

she isnt going to give a shit about your fucking playlist, play limp bizkit for all she cares; she is DTF dont waste this shit OP you goddamn creampuff

virgin here too
ill never get the chance soon but anyway
cant you like cum one time finger her/lick her pussy for 10 mins and get hard a second time?

i support this.

do not fucking jack off.

for fucks sake cunt

do not cum in her, then lick her pussy

why do you need to be told this

do not do that

what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with you

i said cum one time not in or on or whatever
i wont eat my own cum faggot thats gay
if she wants finger lick first just do that fuck and cum fast finger lick a second time till hard and fuck her again
how long do girls need to orgasm anyway

don't listen to this faggot
if the girl does it for you, you do it for her

itt: pepe wonders how sex works

Chances are she will back out if she senses your lack of experience (don't ever apologise, even if you're little late, you are worth the wait, and give commands like ah a commander)...

when you are leading her back to your room that's when you lean in and say "The rule is 'no clothes in my bedroom' - it's a hard rule" and slap her arse. Just indicates that you are not for free cuddles. This way you should have no last minute resistance.

The actual sex part... since you only have 24 hours to prep for a first time maybe fap ONCE 6-12 hours before.

Always get her to suck you first so be clean clean clean. For sex wear a condom, spit on your fingers and rub her vagina lips up and down. Unless she has her ankles around your ears tell her to guide your penis in.

You last longer in missionary (advanced mode: Choke her a little with one hand and she will come sooner - she will let you know when she is coming by saying "keep doing that").

You come quickly in doggystyle but girls don't usually come this way for me but I'm average penis length (advanced mode: pull her hair slightly at the base of her head).

If you come quick just small talk for 15-20 minutes naked until you are ready to go again. Don't act tired even if you are.

:( fuk off

Is it a good idea to take a few shots of vodka before i meet her? Obviously not enough that she knows i did or until i get whiskey dick. Like two or three

if u can handle it, don't do beer tho

Yes.

yes

It has very little to do with how hot you find the girl desu

You are a khv asian guy, you are at the absolute bottom of the sexual market, she can obviously do better.

>how to not cum too quick?
Think of THICC joocy men while plowing your girl

>be white
>can't get white sloots
>gets triggered when Vince Chung fucks """his""" pure aryan waifu

>you are at the absolute bottom of the sexual market

There are khv black dudes and khv pajeets senpai and they are much worse

>Hey Veeky Forums, how to not cum too quick? 20 khv here

bro, your main issue will be performance anxiety from porn+masturbation and loss of erection, not cumming to quick

real life isn't like American Pie

are you kidding, asians are well known as the bottom of the sexual ladder

youre basically a disgrace, do your best OP

>play limp bizkit for all she cares
Kek

>white chick cream themselves over kpop stars

>but one neckbeard on Veeky Forums thinks asians are the bottom of the sexual ladder

Okay Cletus

>play limp bizkit for all she cares
The lyrical stylings of Frederick Durst III, Esq. gets the pussy wet.

>implying you will be able to get it up if you are already that nervous

>azn guy tries to make self feel better
>even azn grills dont want azn guys
I know because i'm fucking them
kekarootie patootie for the sweet azn bootie
im going to impregnate your race and ruin your fathers hopes and dreams for you, the trust fund was for nothing bitchokurito

bretty gud advice

honestly though, don't waste all your time trying to make her cum before you put your dick in though if she's one of those weirdos that doesn't cum. Just put the dink in and focus on you, you're a virgin after all.

>race mixing
Doing God's work

All of this is good advice except the Limp Bizkit part lmao

agreed, give it 5-10 minutes tops, if she doesnt cum just go nuts with your dingaling mate

>asking fit about sex advice

p good advice, for Veeky Forums.

its lower than you think

>>even azn grills dont want azn guys

Why's there 1 billion Asians then Cletus?

Why all the white, black and asian bitches go crazy on Kpop vids?

Why does women of all races and religions wanna suck Eugene Lee's dick?

Also your Japanese onaholes are not real women, you're impregnating fucking nobody.

Ohhhh fuck hes mad now

White girls LOVE Asian guys now because of K-pop.

i cant help but think you might be the only one who wants to suck eugene lee's dick, ching-chong bing-bong IV

do you think about eugene lee's dick often?

like, more than normal?

>typical azn cuck gets mad

Nigga even white GUYS like asian guys now
t. Asian twink

Thank you anons

I will review this poste

For the rest of the fitizens, hang in there and let this be a reminder that getting Veeky Forums does help

Although you will never lift the autism away you can still increase your chances

t. Ex r9k-er

What's wrong with cumin quick? I normally nut quick but then I carry straight on and go for longer. Just hope you get a girl that likes cum, most do so that shouldn't be an issue.

>uni
never gonna make it

eat her out for at least 10 minutes, its gonna be disgusting for you, but she's gonna like, go slow and don't rush

If you're not a homosexual you won't cum your first time. Big chance you'll be too nervous to even cum

dubs say i still beleive in OP

can confirm, focus on pleasing her regardless of you, you might take a few sessions to come around

Op here, i have a question.

Can i skip the part where we meet for a drink? Is that important? Because its essentially just another chance for me to fuck it up and not have her follow me home.

She already said we will fuck and i live a minute away from her uni, can we just go back straight away and drink in my room?

>can we just go back straight away and drink in my room?
Yes. Become Vince Chung brah

yes for sure, lower your expectations of yourself. if you have a good time with her, and don't make the physical part awkward, it won't matter if either of you can't perform in the moment - you can come around at a later date. trust.

thinking like this is not helpful OP

you just defeated yourself

protip: dont think like that

youre a fucking pure-bred bullock charging at a red flag, youre fulfilling your biological function, youre a man so fucking act like it

having a drink makes her feel like youre a normal guy who does this erry day

but srsly, just do whatever doesnt make you fucking spill spaghetti out of your goddamn pocket protecter dude

same cunt here, getting her back to your room is absolutely critical. drink in your room. make her laugh. fuck her. wait till you see how easy it is, it will come naturally.

you have testosterone, you lift, use it

Youre right. There also happens to be a bar literally 5 minutes away too. Ill do it. God damn it, everything is so convenient i feel like the fucking stars are aligning so get me laid. If i still fuck this up ill just choose magic. Maybe they can foresee that ill be a dangerous wizard.

Oh, well if same guy said i could then okay ill just have her come over directly. I trust you famalam

Also, planning ahead, how do i tell her to GO?

She has a car so i dont need to get an uber for her. If it goes well id like to keep as a fwb. How to non awkward send off?

Inb4 shake hand

if there is a feasible option to go straight to the room and she has already said she is down to fuck, this is a good plan. i beleive in u. get some mid-range liquor you know she likes (e.g. some girls wont drink whiskey) and fucking go for it dude. good luck.

I only have absolut vodla. And fruit juices. Should i go out and get something else?

she has probably already thought about this

that is perfection

No i mean, literally, how do i tell her to go away? Like if we fucked twice already and she was expecting a third time how do i say pls go without being rude?

Or if we fucked once and i messed up and embrassed and just want her to leave but shes hanging around?

Not a virgin but having problems with my dick lately. I am seeing this new girl. For some reason I can not really get hard. Only a semi. I cum in less than a minute and cannot get another erection again. My dick used to be solid diamond just by being around a girl, and would stay like that after cuming. Now my dick even hurts after cuming for the first time. That only used to happen when I had already came at least three times.

What happened to my dick?

SS + GOMAD

>play with her clit until she cums

Implying a khv could achieve that

kek

it's okay kid. jacking off to asian CP doesn't make you a badass. delusional kid thinks he's a chad bullying chinks online lmfao.

same cunt here, you are extremely likely to not have that problem.

if you fuck her 3 times in a night as a khv i will be extremely impressed, and you deserve a pat on the back

the modern woman will most likely bail before you have to tell her to, especially if you met her on tinder.

assuming you are talking about the one meeting, theres nothing wrong with saying "thanks, so how are you getting home?"

>Or if we fucked once and i messed up and embrassed and just want her to leave but shes hanging around?

thinking like this; you dont deserve a fuck in the first place. dont be a fucking idiot. if that happens, just laugh and dont be embarrassed. its just sex. its not the end of the fucking world.

you got laid. be happy, faggot.

dont sperg out, make up some bullshit, give her false promises of future dates if she likes you that much, whatever. do whatever the hell you need to do to get her to piss off.

>this triggered
>go back to /pol/ faggot

>delusional azn thinks his dick isnt the laughing stock of the rest of the modern world
relaks boyo, just accept a hard-headed and cruel asian wife who will never love or respect you, and understand that she will always crave dat anglo dikkk - its not that bad, right?

My first time I lasted an hour.

Ok got it. Thanks user. That will be all. I will reporte results tomorrow with the same picture