Tell me about your gymbro, Veeky Forums

Tell me about your gymbro, Veeky Forums.

>tfw no gymbro
h-how can i get one?

A fuckin manlet

i-i like being alone at the gym tbqh

i have no friends anyway

sour grapes

what about it?

>cargo shorts

I don't have a gymbro but I wish I had a qt boyfriend and free time to spend with him

fukn faggot

dumb weeb

>tfw have bf but wish i was single

rather be a fat degenerate weeb than a faggot

He's incredibly smart, sweet, sassy, great "gymbro" and a great cook.
I'm going to put a ring on his finger someday. He's on the left.

>racemixing
>2016

He's half white half Asian.
What seems to be the issue?

racemixing.

That's adorable

No homo

Always motivating me by just being there and helps with form and techniques a lot. Today he lifted 300kg (661 pounds) on leg press and i hope i can reach that level someday

Friend from high school going to same uni as me. We're both pretty out of shape and he does less weight for bench press and overhead press but I don't really mind resetting weights. I do mind that he always says "great form dude" no matter what I do even though I try my best to give him constructive criticism (ex keeping wrists straight) when he asks for it. He also refuses to record me because it's against my uni gym's rules, which makes sense I guess. But I have zero idea whether I'm doing stuff like bench press, OHP, barbell row right because I can't see a mirror and do the exercise at the same time. So there's basically no point in me going with him (hassle to coordinate schedules around exams/homeworks) except that our power racks don't have rails for bench press so I'm screwed if I'm stuck under it and can't get it off with no one spotting, which did happen once.

Considering just going solo and hoping the bar doesn't crush my chest some day

>I'm going to put a ring on his finger someday.

That's cute.

Reminder that due to racist attitudes the us will go for at least 12 years without a white male president

DAK

>asian
so he's the bottom?

but user thats gay

hes not wearing a dress or anything

>tfw have rice fetish
>tfw bottom

feels bad desu, i have never met an asian top.

Verse.

We have lil competitions with squats.

A fatass I know for over 20 years (I'm 24).
We keep together for so long, that my father calls him "secondborn" as a joke.

You'll find one someday user.

london?

That feel when no qt bf. No one would like me anyway, I have also.ost no personality unless I'm drunk/high and I'm really touchy, all I wanna do is cuddle and hold people

No you don't. Don't make the same mistake I did

I had one but he was a lazy slob and he didn't want to push himself hard

I was finishing to warmup for squats at SS and he was already leaving

Fucking pleb

At least he had a car and made me save some time getting to the gym right after work

Needless to say, he is still fat and making excuses

>Today he lifted 300kg (661 pounds) on leg press

meme press you mean? I bet he cannot even into lmao2plate post-paralel squats

>neckbeard
>brony
>faggot
>racemixing
here's your typical millennial white male boys.

when did it all go so wrong?

Because I don't need someone else to help me make it. I make it myself.

You spend too much time on Veeky Forums and not enough in the gym.

I squat lol 225 (nobully) for reps. I leg press 340 for reps.

So if this guy 1 rep maxed 661 on a leg press it's logical to assume he could 1 rep max like 400 pounds squatting

When will you autistics figure out there is nothing wrong with leg press, it is just a quad isolation exercise that is done IN COMBINATION WITH SQUATS

>So if this guy 1 rep maxed 661 on a leg press it's logical to assume he could 1 rep max like 400 pounds squatting

so tell him to do so and record it

as I said,

>I bet he cannot even into lmao2plate post-paralel squats

I can rep 660 on Leg Press and can't do shit for squats....

Are you not squatting and doing only leg press? That's not good

I'm not that guy, it's not my friend, I am speculating

>Gym bro 1
Lifelong friend.
Weak but aesthetic
Major player wish I could pull like he can

>Gym bro 2
Ex's best friends husband
Super cool dude
Banter is top percentage with him

I'm not home but I'd suck either of their dicks

If you're in your late 30s, what the fuck are you still doing on Veeky Forums get a life
If you're born after the early 2000s get out as well
If neither then you're a fucking millenial and you're not special

Racemixing doesnt matter if you are gay you fucking idiot. Racemixing applies to breeding

>So if this guy 1 rep maxed 661 on a leg press it's logical to assume he could 1 rep max like 400 pounds squatting
lol
I don't push myself on leg press because it's 5x12 volume work but weeks ago I tried a 5rm and got 800lb press. My squat is just nearing 315 now.

STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES YOU CUNTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wats wrong with being gay

You realize that a leg press is at an angle so you're only pushing like 70% of the weight?

He abandoned me for an expensive private gym

Rude

I'm an adorable little twink who would give anything for a big handsome gymbro to also pound my boipucci and this thread seems like a nice place to advertise given all the anime reaction images I'm seeing.

>a picture says more than a thousand words

nah you're a fat degenerate faggot weeb

Someone please be my friend

Post pics, faggot.

What makes you think posting a picture of Hitler will entice me to?

Don't have one
My mates cousin keeps saying he'll go with me then giving lame excuses

I kinda hope he keeps doing it in a way cause I like lifting alone

It's just a random image famalam, now post pics.

fine fuck you

Muh dik

Your turn, dingus.

Kek, I'm an obese neckbeard that hasn't left the house in a week and will be fappin to you.

I don't know how you can stand to look in the mirror but I hope you're happy.

If it's any consolation it's only a matter of time before I end it. You do look good if that is you btw.

It is. I rarely look that good though.

My mate wants to be gymbros, but he has been going for a LOT longer than me and I like working out on my own.

Am I a bad person for not wanting one?

I'm sure you're just being hard on yourself.
Wouldn't it be better to go with someone that's on your level?

I know this feel

he's my bff for life and has been for almost a decade
IF U WERE INVADED BY SWADIA TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE PRISON AT PRAVEN FOR FIGHTING THE LORDS THAT INVADED U!
WE TRUE NORDS
WE MOUNT TOGETHER
WE BLADE TOGETHER
send this CASTLE to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get your A TRUE JARL

user you're going to get a beefier and thicker bf.
I guarantee it.

i'm 21. I'm a millennial too. Not saying i'm special

Good post

post unblurred plzzz

It's suffering, user.
He has become clingy and mental.
He has let himself go and he's now chubby and a slob.
I want us to break up, but he's probably going to break down.

friends since junior year in high school
had to move
listen to the old workout playlist he made on soundcloud
it's like I never left
lift like I still have a spotter
thanks brah

Anonkun dats so fokin kawai i almost shed a tear. You look great together, and with the data I have from my gaybros, put that fokin ring ASAP, bitchos like that are RARE.

Doesn't sound healthy one bit, I'm not one to give advice especially relationship advice so all I can say is that I hope it all works out.

Bra you are fag enough without suicide, dont do that. You are in a fucking fitness forum. Not even hadled my natty card but I suggest you to roid and go hunt every dick for a while.

No matter how fat. In months you could be where you want, fat wise, or just go for a cicle while you drop and stay at husbando mode.

Dont be a fag, fag. Suck that dick, not that gun.

We're not neckbeards and the shirts are homo related shit not brony shit.

I'd never date a brony.

225 isn’t bad for reps. It’s quite a low max if you’re a man who’s been lifting for a while.

Best friend for 12 years,I only started to go to the gym regulary like 3 months ago so he is way stronger than me and that motivates me to push myself harder everyday

Make sure to post pics when you neck yourself.
Maybe get faux news in on it. They're always fun.

qt3.14/10

thats just great user, i hope you'll live a happy life together for many years

THATS LAIN YOU DUMBFUCK, DONT YOU DARE TO INSULT HER AGAIN OR I'LL HAVE TO USE MY PUMPED BICEPS AGAINST YOUR FUCKING FACE

friends are all fatty drunks that don't want to get too big.. what ever the fuck thats suppose to mean.

>on Veeky Forums
>not a faggot

kek

I thought this was pretty beautiful.

do you top or does he top?

how frequently do you give each other brojobs?

Dan?