HALLOWEEN THIS WEEKEND

>HALLOWEEN THIS WEEKEND
>NO COSTUME

What are you lads going as?

I'm going as an autist who doesn't leave his apartment. And by going I mean something else.

i'll be """""""going"""" as a sweaty disgusting porn addict IYKWIM

I'll be going as the full body hypodermic needle, Dr. Prick.

I'm going as a stoned man who lives with his parents and hands out candy to children on halloween

Ill be going as a lifter since my port of call this Halloween will be at my 24/hr gym.

I'll fit right in.

I'm going to pretend to be a guy with zero friends who will not celebrate Halloween at all haha

Ayyy same

Oh great, haha lol. Should be fun!

I wanted to wear something like this but realized that most people in my town arent really celebrating. I also didnt get invited to any parties so im gonna stay home with the lights off.

Moonman

Future Trunks

I get it. It's a costume because you're a dyel. Good one

sith lord dark vadar !!

Wearing bloody scrubs/with blood on arms face and going as a gynecologist desu

Slowbro. I made a pink onesie with a tail and over it I'm wearing a few polos with popped collars, sunglasses, some dockers, and carrying a beer everywhere

Im going as a a olympic swimmer. Tight speedo, cap, gogles and ready to be groped by horny sluts.

aware

Pmsl

Streaker.

A skeleton, since I'm a hungry skeleton

just gonna put on a mask from payday 2
and my leather jacket
some jeans
fuck buying a whole costume man

Evenin', squire.

Nothing, cause I have no party or anything to go to
I want friends

a dyel manlet... as a joke, heh...

I do what I do on every holiday
stay home like every other weekend

>trying this hard
have fun looking like a fucking poof.

I am going to a house party in a spoopy part of the city over. Will be lots of blacks, dawning my race war attire.

Full flecktarn, a US battlevest with booze in every pocket, and my MAGA hat.

Will be swimming in the p00sy

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

Going as a crossover of harley quinn and donald trump.

i already have the custome for the "21 year old fapper who will fap 20 times in a day during halloween" character so ill go with that

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF!!!

Probably sit at my gf's and pass out candy with her as Caesar and Cleopatra

I'll be your friend

>I also didnt get invited to any parties
lets have our own

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF!!!

Jabba

Being this autistic he is trying to mod fit

Back to plebbit you go.

Without the sleeves

I have a set of army fatigues, probably gonna pair them with a horse mask.

Going as a redneck. Beaten up old jeans, workboots, unbuttoned plaid shirt with buckmark t-shirt underneath, 6 days worth of stubble, worn bass pro mesh cap, realtree jacket, and packing a lip all day. Also I guess put on my best possible Ottawa valley accent, not sure if that goes to well with the lip cause most people just hack darts up there but I figure most people at uni won't know.

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>mfw redneck

Is this how niggers feel about blackface?

A sexy cat

Ishmael. Gonna have a nice shirt with an old flat cap and some suspenders, cover myself in sailor tattoos (one will be "Queequeg" in a heart), and carry around my friend's stuffed whale.

It's not very Veeky Forums but I'm a lanklet that's only been lifting for a couple months so I don't have much to show off. Always got that vascularity on my arms from a few years of running though, so with rolled-up sleeves it looks aight.

if i go somewhere i'll go dressed with my work clothes aka will look funny to normies, i work as a farmer

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

They feel much worse I'd guarantee

Ebbin may may dude but if you want to derail a thread you're doing it wrong. See pic related.

You are mom didn't thought I looked like a fool :^)

Just my regular outfit, but probably with some jacket.

Rip ur hairline
R u going as a dad

Thank you

Much better, actually. Dad is completly bald.

Cute/10

I'll be a ghost, because nobody will see me....

...

SS GOMAD trainee

Going out with the lads so just wearing normal clothes. Military boots, skinny jeans, muscle fit white tee. Doing some shitty vampire makeup like trueblood kind. So gonna look like a pretty homosexual vampire, fuck it girls will like it r-right?

Pic related

I am going....
.... to be on Veeky Forums all night.

Same thing I go as every year
Bob from accounting

THANK YOU

I'm going as a tiger, a communist or a communist tiger, Havent decided yet and since I'm going to two halloween parties (29:th and 4:th) I might go first tiger then communist (second party is with business school students)

I'm dressing up as a weightlifter who is staying home because he has no friends.

Normal clothes, but im going to wear full cherusci war paint all day long.
After I get off work, I'll pop my shirt off, paint my torso, and go for a 4 hour run.

A single guy whos in love with you before the first date. I'm getting really into it and buying flowers, just going to approach women and tell them I think they're beautiful but I'm worried about how she was talking to him.

I'm going as a slutty lumberjack
>denim short shorts
>red flannel tied up to show abs while still being somewhat warm
>old work boots
Ezpz senpai


THANK YOU

post ass bb

This is actually really good

Not sure, dubs decides

the dude
>white vneck
>flip flops
>bathrobe
>raybans
>an empty milk carton to carry my drink around in

>Halloween Weekend
>Agreed to dog sit for my parents because its my dad birthday

I feel like I might be missing out on some parties but I think my pops deserves it

Hard Gay

receding hairlines are a cool thing now
looks good
manly and dgaf
proud of you son

Good idea

One of Scooby's costume ideas

COMIN' IN STRONG LIKE A FREAK SHOW NIGHTMARE

Clark Kent
Literlly the easiest costume ever just a superman shirt under an open dress shirt. I got the superman shirt one size too small so that when I walk in I don't look like an autist but when I take it off later I can show off my gains.

Uh hween is on monday

due to this i will not be acting like a 4 year old and dressing up like a fool

there are a few parties im hitting up and i will be dressed in normal clothes while cosplaying autist normies around me will all look ridiculous

actually i have a jedi robe from star wars i have nothing else ill wear that if necessary i cant show gains init tho

>cant go to the gym monday and friday night because everyone who goes to my gym will find out that im a virgin loser

By far the easiest costume and easy mires

>Trump wig
>new suit
>duck mask

Donald Duck or alternatively Dolan Drumpf

Thinking about buying this since my bulk didn't go so well

Adult sized of course

A baby Thursday night
Disney princess Friday night
Gingerbread man Saturday

It's going to be a good weekend lads

im going as a redneck. probably something like this

Gaston

You must only hangout with betas it you find that even remotely funny

>tfw I'm working closing shift at the gym friday and saturday night
>tfw not gonna be able to get a sick pump before I go out
>tfw not gonna have ample time to pregame

Nah I just live in a really liberal area so it goes over well. Excuse to buy a new suit jacket, which I need. I did the same tjing last year with netflix daredevil when I needed a new black long sleeve shirt.

Mein neger. Where did you get it from, user?

i buy addidas and squat

I'm going to do a very stripped back shitty DIY version. Grey tight pants, grey wifebeater, going to grab either a white or black sheet or tablecloth or something from goodwill and cut it to shape for the tabard. Beltwise I'll try to find something from goodwill or just use a sash of some sort.

Figured I'd just buy a helmet in a costume store but I've as of ye5 been unable to find one that fits my massive head so I might just skip it.

Guys idk what to do for Halloween. I wanna go out and get some grill to rub her ass on me but I don't have any friends. Should I just go to a club alone?

Dress up as a scratching post and look for a grill dressed as a cat

kek that's actually brilliant but I'm going as pic related b/c I have the same exact shirt

>tfw been an aspie all my life
>tfw never went to halloween parties in high school
>only went out for halloween a few years in college because roommates pity invited me
>i would just put on one of my soccer referee uniform shirts and would occasionally see guys in soccer uniforms and we would have a pretend confrontation where i gave him a red card but that was about it
>would sit in a corner of some party where no one knew who i was until going home alone

That's sad but sounds better than my situation. I'd usually end up embarrassing myself and make everyone hates me and regret inviting me
Now I have no friends and have no clue that other human being are having fun during holidays

please senpai, where did you get that shirt. I've always wanted it. I'm the cat post guy if that motivates you at all.

Btw dressing as gordon ramsey or an idiot sandwich is another good costume

THANK YOU