Any of you ever pick up a girl at the gym successfully? How did you do it?

Any of you ever pick up a girl at the gym successfully? How did you do it?

Also im doing SS 3 weeks in after 2 years of not lifting, can i do a couple sets of pulls and chins on rest days?

Just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. Don’t even wait. And when you’re aesthetic, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything. That's how you get girls, you're going to get so many girls you're going to call me and say "I'm getting too many girls Mr. Aesthetics I can't take it anymore can I get a few rejections please?" And I'm going to say "No! You're going to keep getting girls, girls and more girls and we are going to make you get laid again!"

Watched a guy approach and get shot down by 4 girls in 1 hour at the gym on Tuesday. I respect his dedication.

well you're not wrong

This bitch looks like she charges 200 an hour

Picking up a girl, like any other important thing in life, really comes down to your negotiation skills. And, as any good negotiator knows, you never walk into a negotiation without hostages. Gather up four or five minimum, then waste one before you even approach her just to let her know you're serious. Then you just walk up, ask for her phone number, and take her out to Red Lobster for their endless shrimp special. You'll get laid every time, trust me.

Damn the advice itt sucks

I''ve seen it happen before too. I was doing 1 arm rows and a cute girl was doing dumbbell shoulder press. This guy came up to her and asked her "Hey hows it going? What are you working out today?" and she just ignored him. After what felt like 5 minutes, he left. It was surreal because theres no way they both didnt know I wasn't there. I felt second hand embarrassment for him.

KEK, I would NOT have felt embarrassed. That girl was clearly a thunder cunt and honestly, if anything, she embarrassed herself. The gai didn't just come up and ask her for sex ffs.

Ffs ishygddt the girls go to the gym to work out not talk to you virgin losers all sweaty and awkward, I'd be pissed off if awkward people spoke to me while I worked out

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Kek my shit up senpai

>girl is a cunt

For not talking to someone that is hitting on her? Really? Maybe she just didn't like him. Maybe she has a husband or a boyfriend and was a loyal and responsible girlfriend and didn't want to talk to another man that CLEARLY had designs on her

fuck off

I don't blame the guy for trying but you're really gonna blame her for ignoring him?

Ur an idiot desu. The reality is that any human being that doesn't respond to another for saying "Hey hows it going? What are you working out today?" is MASSIVE cunt and they are extremely shallow. Those are not the words of somebody hitting on someone, they are simply asking the other person what they're doing.

Okay. I've done it a few times but i worked at the gym and it made it easier. I never banged a client, but I did happen to bang a member and staff twice. Since you're not a trainer, it's quite easier for you. Just talk to the one you like. Married, has boyfriend, or single. Whatever seems to be open to covnersation. If you're a moral fag, you can stop reading here. Otherwise once you develop some form of relationship, try to make some physical contact. Could be holding ones legs while doing leg lifts or simply spotting on a heavy set of squats. Then invite to a post workout meal outside the gym. At some point as she leaves, escort her to her car. Instead of saying bye or giving a handshake, go for it. Give her a deep kiss. No tongue Required. You hav nothing to lose. At this point you have a 80+% chance to succeed and not get rejected. And even if you do, other than wasting time you won't have any regret.

She goes for it, enjoy the sex. Just keep in mind, married women and girls with bfs are a lot of drama but you get to bang them but can go back to Vidya or whatever your nerd ass enjoys.

this is my 2 cents
I'm amazed that I've even been laid by decent ass sometimes considering how weird I am and don't use roids. It does help to not be ugly by the way

Most of my encounter stories begin from gym. I know, "just be confident" is a meme now a days, but that works the best. I dated a manlet who is shorter (I'm 5'5, he was 5'4) and weaker than me in the past, I didn't date him because of his looks, because I was attracted to a confident man who takes care of himself in the gym. Just be friendly with a girl that you're interested in, build that relationship for couple of days, then try asking her out?

Can't ruse the cruise

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try to kiss her outside the gym? shiiiiet that's like a recipe for rejection.

the fuck does "be confident" means, what did this douche do to "take care of himself in the gym"?

I'm a personal trainer so I just walk up and either tell them that they have an ok body but I can help them get to where they want to be or wait for them to be doing something wrong then show them the right way. If they look at me and I can tell they are mirin hard then I give them my number and tell them to shoot me a text if they want to work out. Whenever they work out with me I talk to them and get to know them more and drop a few compliments. Afterwards I don't pursue them any further (women love a guy they think they can't have) and eventually they invite me out on the weekend. Take them to a bar get them some drinks and dance with them. If you're decent at dancing you keep the charm coming they will go home with you. From that point fuck them like you love them then act like you don't need them and you will have a solid friend with benefits or girlfriend until they tell you they love you then tell them you are too career driven to settle down....works like a charm

>I have an obligation to talk to you

Yeah no,

Anyways,

>Hitting on girls when they are at the gym

Came to work out not have 5'9" guys that make $8 an hour hit on me

'Ur' an entitled bitch. No one owes you a conversation.

>the fuck does "be confident" means
As simple as that.
>What did this douche do to "take care of himself in the gym?
It means, that you don't have to be huge in order to get girl's attention. He worked hard in the gym, but not competitively on the stage nor seriously. Just weight lifting and cardio to stay fit.

Unless you're socially retarded, then it's easy as fuck to tell when a guy is trying to hit on someone, and a guy doesn't just randomly approach a girl minding her own business in the gym unless he's going to hit on her.

Also,
>Those are not the words of somebody hitting on someone
You obviously don't know shit

There is no one at fault here, not the guy or the girl, it just sucked for the guy because his attempt failed.

eyy yo cheekie bby u want sum fuk?

Yeah cuz he just wants to be friends and isnt trying to get in her pants. Its all about context man.

If he went to a club or a bar where acceptable behavior was to be social and flirt with people, then that girl would have been a cunt for ignoring him that way. At a gym being social is okay but is not expected behavior so if she doesnt want to talk she doesnt want to talk. I will admit she couldve said something along the lines of just wanting to get her workout done instead of straight up ignoring him.

Im all for guys approaching girls but its so obvious that he was just trying to flirt and she prolly just didnt want to deal with it for any number of reasons

I hit on a girl but I know her outside of the gym

I think she has a bf now but I would go for it if she didn't

Nothing to lose except like your job n stuff.

>girl is shallow and a cunt because she doesn't want to talk to some random guy who starts to talk to her

>wonders why he cant get a gf

Stop harasssing girls man

rape is nice

>expecting good advice on an Icelandic seal clubbing forum

Girl is a cunt for not having manners and shallow because she'd talk to a guy that's good looking.

>kissing a girl in a carpark

what in the actual

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He was probably trollan

Numales detected

Drain the swamp.

itt virgins

What the FUCK is this shit?

> Said chad, as he flexed his bicep in the mirror and mired his 10/10 face

OOOOH! The Donald has scored again.

>ps bonus points if you fuck your perfect little daughter on the side

If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up, it is so choice.

Bump

>I'm a personal trainer so I just walk up and either tell them that they have an ok body but I can help them get to where they want to be or wait for them to be doing something wrong then show them the right way. If they look at me and I can tell they are mirin hard then I give them my number and tell them to shoot me a text if they want to work out. Whenever they work out with me I talk to them and get to know them more and drop a few compliments. Afterwards I don't pursue them any further (women love a guy they think they can't have) and eventually they invite me out on the weekend. Take them to a bar get them some drinks and dance with them. If you're decent at dancing you keep the charm coming they will go home with you. From that point fuck them like you love them then act like you don't need them and you will have a solid friend with benefits or girlfriend until they tell you they love you then tell them you are too career driven to settle down....works like a charm
Honestly, this the most accurate information in this thread. Listen to this user.

If we elect Trump with a bit of luck in 12 years we got Ivanka for president

Why green text the full story and then link the post? You're weird

This is what real psychopathic autism looks like.

I actually had a girl from the gym come to me.
She contaced me on goybook, met up with her once, exchanged numbers, texted a bit, but she was a few years older than me and a friend told me she's crazy so I wasn't too keen on starting anything significant.
Also she seemed to text only early in the morning and late at night. Like:
>her - 5:30 AM: how's it going
>me - 9 AM: Yeah fine, you?
>her - 11:30 PM: Great, started a new training program today
>me - 8:30 AM: What's it called? I've been a bit frustrated with my own lifting recently.
>her - 10 PM: *something something plan*. Work sucked today, I'm tired, good night.
>me - 10:02 PM: Good night.

Never heard from her again.

You actually need to get a sign from a girl that she likes you before you approach.
If you get the sign (eyefucking you, smiling, looking and looking away, mirin etc) then just go for it.
If shes not even aware you exist, forget about it.

Hey bby, how's it going

Fucking kek

>I have an obligation to talk to you
It's called fucking decency. Do you even realize how hostile it is to ignore someone who is just trying to chit chat? It's humiliating and no one deserves this.
What's so hard about saying "I'm good thanks, but if you're trying to hit one me I have no interest"?
The fuck is wrong with you?

Why do I have a feeling you're one of those Veeky Forumsitzens that is too stupid to figure when they're being hit on unless the girl has their lips around your knob?

Assuming this chick is cute and looking sexy, the chances of a random dude just walking up and saying hi for the hell of it is pretty low. And after X amount of times of happening it probably reaches a point where you just want to tell people to fuck off.

I might relate easier to this because I've had a parade of cougars do the same shit.

>you seem like a cunt too

This so much

If you haven´t even made eye contact and exchanged a smile, just keep lifting in your crippling loneliness.

You shouldn't really do pull ups/chin ups on resting days.
They're exhausting exercises on their own.
You can do one set of max reps during the day to get your blood pumping, but that's it. Don't try more.
Rest days are supposed to be rest days, and doing pull ups will just make it yet another training day.

Go walk around with your dick out and see how many girls bother you. Now reverse that and be a woman but with tits out. See the problem?

What do you expect from a Canadian horse breeding forum?

This makes me erect

Yeah. I do it every Wednesday for 3x15 reps.

Mostly with GF, sometimes other gym goers ask to try too.

No, he only did it because he wanted to talk.

>I did everything by the book. I made 3 compliments and laughed 6.7 times at her joke. NOW SHE HAS TO RESPOND BECAUSE RULES
eat all the eggs-tier autism right HERE. people are not obligated to act in any way at all.

No matter how polite, friendly or whatever a person acts, I don't owe them anything.

Doubly so when it's clearly an act with a purpose and not natural behavior according to social context.

This is where im fucking up, im a red robin guy for those endless steak fries.

No, you're using decency as means to force people to reply to you.

I'll spell it out for your idiotic inbred ass:

People are not obligated to do anything to make you or other people feel better if they have ZERO relationship to you.

picking up girls is easy, but you'll have to start attaching plates to them as you get stronger if you want to get a good workout and progressively overload your muscles

fpbp

man it's so retarded when they do those weird poses to pop their ass. just stand normally, bitch. it's like when douchebags push their arms against their torso so they mush and achieve the muh fatceps look.

top kek

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Can't tell honestly...

>I have an obligation to talk to you
>Yeah no
>No, you're using decency as means to force people to reply to you

It was never implied as mandatory or 'an obligation' ; on the contrary, you are more than welcome to ignore any degree of normal social interaction. I don't agree with him/her, but what user was stating is that people who partake in such asocial behavior fall into the category of social retardation and hostility.

>girl

Some guy asked me "hey, I see you in here a lot. What's your routine?"

I told him "Hi sorry, I'm trying to concentrate here" and he said "yeah cool, ok sorry"

I wish I didn't say that or that he would talk to me again and give me a 2nd chance to not be awkward.

Moral of the story for you guys? Don't give up first try. Sometimes they will be waiting for you to say hi next time they see you.

>Picking up a girl, like any other important lift in life, really comes down to your lower back strength.

Fixed that for you

Virgin detected.

And I'm not talking about the photograph.

That's the dumbest thing I've read all day

No. I go to the gym to work out.

>second chance

if you actually want to talk to him, just say "hey man, sorry if I was mean *that day*, I just get really focused when I'm in the gym" and you'll get a conversation rolling easy

y'all really are autists mayne

>personal trainer
>too career driven

My gym is extremely small, most people don't even know about its existence
So not a lot of them look good
The fuckugly ones always tries to hit me up for some reason though

>women

The point is that you have no principles. You have no value system. You don't reject or respond to this guy because he doesn't set off the water works so you ignore him. Any other scenario and it would be a different story: where he approaches and what you know about win is irrelevant.

Men try to establish consistency because treating people like shit for as stupid a reason as "I don't know you" makes you seem like am arrogant egotistical cunt.

I honestly don't fucking know if this is b8. I don't know if anything on the internet is b8 or not.