ITT memes that won't die

>le russian winter stopped hitler

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literally anything dystopic

>USA/Bongistan contributed to the allied victory more than the soviets

>le russian winter stopped Napoleon
>le russian winter stopped Charles the Great
>le winged hussars saved Europe
>le Franks saved Europe at Tours
>le Crusaders weren't motivated by religion
>le Crusaders weren't motivated by the promise of wealth
>le Chinese continuity

>le Soviets could have defeated Hitler alone
>le US won the Vietnam war
>le Africa Is a shithole because Europeans

>the Byzzaboo butthurt over calling the post 7-8th century ERE Byzantium or Romania or just a successor state instead the One True Roman Empire: They called Themselves Roman
It never gets old.

Why are so many here of the opinion that Hitler had no chance of success whatsoever? I agree the chances were quite low, however how can you be so certain?

>Stalin and Mao did nothing wrong
>Stalin and Mao weren't real socialists

Once 2 fronts opened up and the Wehrmacht participating in Barbossa was circled in.
It was rather retarded to think there was a possibility of winning.
Earlier stages before italys fuck ups and america joining. Nazi Germany would have taken the whole of europe.

imagine if instead of fighting stalin he just invaded britain after a naval buildup before america got its dick in it or would stalin have used that time and invaded germanY? i just cant imagine that ever happening, stalins not that stupid

>Enrico Dondolo was a bad guy

>just invaded britain

You do realise that britain is rather hard to invade, with it being a rock in the sea. Theres a reason they didnt and a reason why britain didnt back down.

>le Soviets could have defeated Hitler alone
Not a meme but a fact

yeah but say they stopped at poland and sunk 5 years with all the area under there control dedicated to cranking a navy, they had huge steel production works and shit for the time, and then invade

are you kidding me, full nazi war machine, stalingrad falls, east falls

>they are a successor state because ???

I'm really attracted to that man.

>building up a navy in the very war that proved naval aviation was the strongest component
The Battle or Britain happened for a reason

>there are le good guys and le bad guys in history

It's like saying there are good waves and bad waves in the ocean.

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kill your self shit skin slav

as much as I hate nazis and germans they would have absolutely exterminated the slavs in a 1 vs 1 war

>when the slav overlord becomes a bolshevik jew from khazaria

Wow, I never thought about it that way! I guess good and evil doesn't exist! Thank you user! I feel so enlightened now!

>le USSR = slavic union

>le 56% face

>he killed ____

Kek'd at filename

I think that you're confusing the german chad with the virgin swede.

I think that you're confusing the virgin swede with the german chad.

>le Poland is the poor guy in history
they were the strongest power in eastern europe for hundreds of years for fucks sake

poland
>assraped by goths
>assraped by vikings
>assraped by swedes
>assraped by russians
>assraped by germans

you can make a list like that about any old world country

still, poland was cucked more than most

well thats an undisputable argument supported by irrefutable evidence

>le Russian winter stopped Napoleon

They had literally one good moment at the Siege of Vienna in the 1600s.

germany
>assraped by romans
>assraped by vikings
>assraped by slavs
>assraped by russians
>assraped by swedes

russia
>assraped by germans
>assraped by poles
>assraped by mongols
>assraped by tatars
>assraped by khazars
>assraped by swedes
>assraped by russians

No, you just know only about one good moment since you are uneducated cunt and you don't even know when it happened

>>assraped by romans
Actually they got completely BTFO'd at Teutoberg.

>>assraped by vikings
North Germans are vikings.

>>assraped by slavs
Lol?

>>assraped by russians
Take one look at the KDA, there were too many enemies in the world.

>>assraped by swedes
Nice meme.

france
>assraped by romans
>assraped by germans
>assraped by british
>assraped by french
>assraped by arabs
>assraped by turks
>assraped by french

1683.
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I'm actually quite well read.

t. american
god damn we should stop you retards from posting in here
You don't know anything, you just know some meme battle like Teutonberg and you go around shouting it like its some kind of knowledge that you could be proud of

>germanics = german

The significance of Teutoberg is that Romans were BTFO'd out of Germania propper until the formation of the HRE, and Frederick Barbarossa's assimilation.

>posting site called "badassoftheweek"
>posting about hussars, which is the most plebian-tier knowledge about poland
>only able to tell when siege of vienna happened when he googles it
>claims to be well-read

austria
>assraped by french
>assraped by hungarians
>assraped by romans
>assraped by germanics
>assraped by russians
>assraped by balkanites
>assraped by turks
>assraped by italians

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It was one fucking battle. It was devastating sure, and it made Romans stop caring about upper Germany, but there were hundreds of other battles that Romans win. Lower Germany was Roman.
You can't claim Germans weren't btfo by Romans when half of them were under Roman rule, they were getting beaten in battles for centuries, and only reason why Romans didn't continue expanding into upper germany is because there was simply nothing to conquer there.

>posting about hussars, which is the most plebian-tier knowledge about poland
i'll have to agree with this

But that's wrong? The romans launched at least one major punitive expedition after teutoburg that killed lots of germans afterward. The real thing keeping classical rome from colonizing germania was that the place had really lousy farmland and nothing like the gold mines that dacia had to make up for it.

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>Soviets could have beaten the Nazees single handedly

>say they just stopped at being at war with the biggest military powers in Western Europe and wasted five years throwing steel together while being bombed by the largest strategic air force and aircraft production facilities in the world

Stormfags are really fucking retarded.

Also

>say they just stopped and let the Soviets finish their modernization program so they could get raped even harder than in our timeline

bombers range on a map from england?

>>>assraped by slavs
>Lol?

Polabian Slavs of modern Eastern Germany regularly assraped Germans until 12th century.

The Germans lost the war in the East before the US even included the Soviets in their lending.

>look at the kda
>lmao if kill a bunch of civilians and execute all of the prisoners we take we can seem like a formidable military force as long as we ignore the fact that the axis started Barbarossa with a 1 million fighter advantage and lost 50% of their offensive capability in four months

Are you disabled? England bombed Germany from 1940 to 1945 continuously.

>Rus wars with Germs
>germany raped by slavs

yep k. wasnt even a nation then, wasnt anything.

Americans are just better at killing I suppose.

>the soviets contributed more than the allies

t. christcuck

>shit skin slavs
>I hate nazis
Go back to the oven

Soviets had no effect on defeating Hitler whatsoever, stay mad tankies because this point of view will become more accepted with everyday
Literally only Russia whines about muh we won the war

They literally did

Tatum is Germany
Homer is Russia.

mmhmm

How so? Throwong bodies at something isn't really considered "contributing". Hell, half of the bodies thrown at the Germans didn't even have a rifle, and the other half were literally bodies when the Germans got to them because the Russkies were too busy shooting their cowards trying to run away.

>get btfo by germany the whole war
>allies are bombing their industry, fighting them in africa, invading italy and sending you shit
>d-day happens allowing you to make even more gains
>WE WUZ VICTORS BECAUSE WE MADE IT TO THE EASTERNMOST CITY FIRST

>Hell, half of the bodies thrown at the Germans didn't even have a rifle,
[ciitation needed]

I can't tell whether you're pretending to be ignorant or not, please have mercy

The not being given rifles thing was a trope.

>YouTube level knowledge: the post

Not being given rifles was a WW1 thing, Russia had no problem with guns and ammunition in WW2

Rifles and ammo IIRC. Tsarist Russia only had 3 factories that were producing ammunition I believe and only 1 that was making rifles (Tula).

>Actually they got completely BTFO'd at Teutoberg
It was treason and they got ambushed, else they would have won like most battles against germans

>North Germans are vikings
Northern Germanics were

>assraped by slavs
>Take one look at the KDA, there were too many enemies in the world
1.3 : 1

>>assraped by swedes
>nice meme
30 years war

Germany represented by an African, seems about right

>>Take one look at the KDA, there were too many enemies in the world
>1.3 : 1
not on the eastern front try again

>Germany represented by an African, seems about right
*genetic superiority

spain
>assraped by carthaginians
>assraped by romans
>assraped by goths
>assraped by britons
>assraped by umayyads
>assraped by vikings
>assraped by barbary pirates
>assraped by frenchmen

>Slavs = Russians

Shit bait

??? If the russian winter didnt come hitler would be knee deep inside stalins anus what do you mean? If the winter didnt coome they wouldnt stand a chance

>"I am actually quite well read"
>posts a website called "badass of the week"

>le Finland was axis
>le communism
>le Lincoln was a hero

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They didn't wear the wings into combat