And this is our son user's room

>And this is our son user's room.
>He's quite the body building enthusiast.

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REEEEE GET OUT MOM YOU FUCKING DYEL

h-hey mom

>naked with full 6in erection
Welcome.

h-hey mom... I thought we t-talked about this...

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>he just sits there all day like this
>we dont know what to do
>when we ask him what hes doing he just says
>f e e l i n g

Sup

mom pls im busy

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Nice to see someone using my OC.

Gotta let out a belch too.

Get out. GET OUT REEEEE

Kekked fucking hard
>sup dad

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

I think I snapped my shit up just watching

"Hey dad what's up?"
*farts*
"Uh oh that was my whey, you guys might wanna clear the room."

You've interrupted my feeding cycle. It's okay, I will continue to bulk with you here. Now tell me, why have you traveled all this way to see me?

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Jesus Christ this is me right now.

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Oh hey mom and dad

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>broken glass table form last week when I got drunk
>didn't clean it up
>clothes and random shit strewn across the floor
>a dozen or so vodka bottles
>other than that it's a bed and a laptop and a chair and a TV on the floor

I-I'm OK :))))

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GET OUT

please clap

FUCKING KEK'D

post the original plz

everytime i see this gif i have so many questions
>what is up with that form
>is he wearing a bullet proof vest
>why so many ten pound weights
>is that someones living room
>how is that man got knee caps made out of titanium

No one cares.

this just more water bottles scattered around

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>6in
I fucking wish. Naked with a 5.3 inch.

Not even kidding when this reminds me of Kaidan x MShep from Mass Effect

>tfw 6.7
>tfw couldnt make it to 7
>tfw lie and say its 7 anyways

>yfw they're watching womens volley ball

im completely drunk but you guys are so adorable holy shit

I wanna see what ur tits look like. Not even for a sexual reason.

youtu.be/i6oPWh_gJoc Haha I think user might be gay

>h-h-hey did you need somthing?
>oh you broght more food home
>t-thanks

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How do they afford this lifestyle

Are you saving those for later so you can build a boat in them? That's awesome how do you do that?
In Denmark we usually throw them out and buy new ones that work.

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No.
People with autism like to keep a running tally of the booze they drink so people can see it.

sponsorship from fast food companies

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No those are from a binder i went on earlier this year lasted a week also did 900$ in blow a lot of molly and 400$ worth of oxy in that time

>he says he's a """"minimalist""""

Lol

i want you to smother me with your thighs

I'm so confused how anyone actually thinks this picture is funny

>hes at the gym right now

literally my room except i sleep on a futon and literally what i say when people give me shit

fuck normals

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It's literally a manly pec
oooh sexay partay

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I can see you're on the GOMAD diet as well.

Wow ever heard of knocking? Rude.

A spotless room that hasnt been lived in for 2 years

POWER LIFTING MOM ITS POWERLIFTING


GOD

seriously, how do people live like this? What part of their brain doesn't register that they need to clean up at some point before this...

Underrated kek

GET OUT

What's the ugliest guy you've ever banged/10?

It's probably the same mental dysfunction that enables all the fat fucks to get fat as fuck.

NORMIES OUTTTTTTTTTT

LOLLLL FUCKING KEK
FUCK U LMAO im on the phone u lil shit fuck

NORMIES OUT AWOOOOOOOOOOO

it wasn't even remotely funny

Clean your shit up you disgusting pig.

>implying I'm anywhere but the basement

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Yeah I'm just under 6 but I always say 6 cause its not like someone's gonna get out a fucking ruler to double check

Just add a mousepad and that's my old dorm room.

I have never dated or slept with ugly dudes, don't mean to brag. But that's because I only slept with 4, and I just got lucky lol..

HAHA CHEK EM

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CHECK EM

I haven't seen this one yet.

Is that a waffle sandwhich?

>4
STACY WHORE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD NEVER COME BACK

Never lie your dick up. Always lie it down.
That way girls aren't dissapointed, but surprised

> inb4 shes already at the point of seeing it who cares

Oh fug
>checked

why tho

tfw lie down and they believe it?
my girl always guessed i was 7.5, i said yeh when im 7

Moar

Ain'ter's gonna aint. Stacys gonna Stace

disability check

top kek

he looks so happy

>sensible chuckle

Got a 5 incher.

Ain't nothing but a thang.

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mom we're out of sips again

Comfy af

that's the joke

Looks real comfy and quiet