Have you ever been in a real fight? How did it went down? Did you pick it?

Yeah and it was over in about 8 seconds

Other guy pushed me, I pushed him

He said let's have fisticuffs and raised his hands, I raised my hands

I froze and did nothing, he stood there with his hands raised for a couple seconds then punched me

I'm literally useless in a fight, I freeze in any emergency situation and my knees get all wobbly and my vision goes to shit (everything becomes a blur)

most people are always aware of this trick already. But very few people are prepared for a headbutt.

Yes. I hit few times a guy that said he will go pick a chainsaw from car. He dropped to ground after few hits. Police came at this point so had to stop fighting.

Did you get this from a battered woman's shelter? You sound really scared

>Playing beer pong senior year of highschool
>Two skinny lanklet faggots who graduated two years ago crash the party and start acting like assholes
>My buddy and I go up against them and destroy them
>Fiddlesticks and Beanpole take offense to this and start swearing and acting tough
>Begin shouting at each other like retards until it settles down
>I get dragged into the back room to do (a lot of) blow
>Twenty minutes later cops show up while I was outside flexing and punching trees
>massexodus.exe
>People booking it outside, driving away, lots of commotion
>Walking back up because I want to make sure my bros are okay
>Bump into Ornstein and small
>Get in each others faces, normal pre-fight shittalking
>Rattlebones throws the first punch, glances off my shoulder, I catch him with a solid punch to the solar plexus
>I'm on top of him, wailing on him. Punching him until he went full defensive, get up and start kicking and stomping him
>Suddenly his buddy tackles me, start getting wailed on in return
>Put hands up and block his unholy skeleton aoe passive
>Suddenly headlights
>He picks up his friend, while I roll off the road and out of sight
>Car was actually my friend, saw me barrel roll like a retard off the road, we go back to our friends place to crash
>Wake up to a scratch on my shoulder from the road and the most fucked up knuckles I've ever seen

That was when I stopped doing coke and drinking. Apparently one guy who saw the fight said I curbstomped dipshit #1, but I don't remember most of what happened. All I have to go on is pieces of memory, my """wounds""" and what a few bystanders saw.

9/10 would fight again

>after funeral
>With brothers and a couple of cousins drinking the feels away
>Gangbanging dumbasses start fucking with us
>Thug throws fist at my brother
>My brother, myself and two of my cousins are competitive judoka
>My brother's drunk reflex is to sidestep the fist and ko Soto gari the dumbass
>The situation quickly turns into the four of us ragdolling everyone in the room, blood everywhere
>Everyone is arrested, sitting on the curb in cuffs we figure out that none of the blood is ours
>We go to jail, everyone else goes to the hospital
>No charges pressed
People told the cops that we were attacked and were only defending ourselves
One of the adjectives used in the police report was 'beatdown'

>unholy skeleton aoe passive
lol'ed

>summer after sophomore year of high school
>at two week long architecture program at some college
>hanging out in room of asian guy and his roommate
>listening to music
>big mexican guy is there with us
>mexican asks to change the music, we figure why not
>changes it to some death metal
>we start poking fun about it, saying we don't like it
>after a few minutes mexican quietly stands up and waits a few seconds while staring at asian guy
>he lunges
>got asian guy by the throat while asian is trying to throw some punches at mexican's face
>I jump in to push the mexican off, fourth dude starts pulling the asian back
>mexican punches me square in the jaw but I'm more concerned about making sure the asian is alright
>keep standing between him and asian while I push him out of room

Asian guy was fine, we quickly went to go tell the program organizers what had happened. Local police were called and I ended up getting in trouble because the mexican pulled some BS saying that we were harassing him. The sheer idiocy of those police officers was one of the reasons why I decided not to go to that college. I "got off easy" with a warning though.

ACAB

>taking le piss in highschool
>nigger kicks in doorstall
>get my piss all over me
>"You're a pussy!"
>walk out of the bathroom
>get grabbed by the shirt from behind
>punched in the nose

Happened 4 years ago, I froze up back then and got hit a couple times. A few months back I looked him up online and called him a nigger, told him to fight me again. He saw my profile pic and realized I wasn't a beta cuck anymore, and backed out.

Have I finally beat the nogs?

Post pic

mind posting your profile pic?

Fantasy

I'm really good at arguing in a group setting. I am almost always able to make the other person look like an idiot and have everyone laughing at him. I did this once at a bar to this guy I didn't like and he sucker punched me in front of everyone. I didn't know what do to do so I burst out laughing (didn't hurt maybe I was too drunk) then the bouncers tackled him into the wall and let me stay. I went home with a girl that night too

hi kiwi (google it)

Il 6'6 240 lbs so no one really ever tried to fuck with me. But one time some black guy(about 5'8 150lbs) stepped on my shoe in the club and then turned to me and said "watch where you stand white boy" I told him to fuck off he then pushed me.. I gave him 1 straight right to he jaw and KO'd him lol. Best part us a bouncer was right there and he say him attached first so he didn't even kick me out. Lol.

been to about a hundred fights with my own brothers when we were younger, grew up on foster home kinda situation with people that abused us. pretty much came out bruised or cut every fight. worst cut i can remember was when my older brother, was in hs at the time i was still in grade school, punched me in the face and one of lips got cut by my canine. thought of ways to knock this fool out for life for a few days but i couldnt

last real street fight was in hs, i started it because one kid wouldn't get out of my face. he was a fucking manlet too, i beat him up easily. every time i saw him afterwards he gave me respek lmao

>Ornstein and small
kek

You killed him by crushing his windpipe?

are you bobby hill?

Some dude tried to rape me, obviously turned into a bad fight.
People talk about 'fighting for your life', but fighting for your bum is right up there in levels of aggression lol.
Pleased to say that I escaped with my dignity (and rectum) intact

post scar

Dude starts troubling me and throws first punch, I fuck him up in return, he reports me to police

Other than that it was just common football hooliganism

You've been watching too many chinese cartoons

Dear diary,

Got the shit beat out of me by Chad at 12 (he looked like mini Fabio and had 40 pounds on everyone in class.

He pulled a prank that went wrong, I called him out, he beat me up.

Lel.

Punched my best friend in the face at 13.

Got beat by my mom more times then I can remember till I was 18, finally told her if she ever hits me again I'll knock her the fuck out. Mom didn't like that and told my older brother that I hit her, my older brother believed her bullshit and beat the shit out of me (he was 6'5 240 at the time to my 6'1 140).

I have issues with females now, 29 years old and never had a girlfriend. Living 750 miles away from my family now.

Life goes on.

Was playfighting with a random guy in bar, soon we started trading real punches which was retarded, I ended it with a sidekick to his stomach.

I don't get in fights. Fighting is for emotional manchildren

Ah, reminds me of when /k/ talks about having to use their ccw.

>a few people say they haven't
>one or two stories that are awkward enough to be true
>a bunch of patently false stories where OP is awesome and he does everything right and it totally happened guys I swear.

Better find a milf to cum at so you can set your mommy issues aside, buddy.

Literally fought my brother last night.

>at having drinks with brother and mates at a friends house
>brother gets drunk and starts screaming and trying to fight everyone
>i put him in a choke hold and try calm him (fucking best chole hold I've ever done man, took him down in an instant)
>let him go because i dont wanna knock him out because I'm drunk and dont trust myself not to do damage
>he walks back to my house and smashed all my car windows and xbox
> calls me and tells me he did it, apparently had a knife aswell for good times
>drive home with friend and find him on the street
>im drunk as shit and blind because glasses were broken
>punches me in the face a couple times, dunno if i even got him at all
>lip is all fucked and my nose

Just waiting for him to kill himself now

Jesus

So, if some guy grabs your gfs ass you wouldnt do anything?

shit genetics, holy shit

This. And a risregard for consequences wins fights regardless of size or strength.

He's bigger? Use a weapon.

Unless you're prepared to win the fight by any means mecessary, then don't bother getting in one.

The concept is pretty well illustrated in the movie Casino when De Niro is describing Pesci's character.

you literal girl

might as well just stab them you fucking psycho

That's like saying "if some guy hits you in the face you wouldn't do anything?"

Its different when an assault is involved dude

You're absolutely right. Faggots posting have never been in a fight.

don't forget to scratch their eyes out and bite them

Got into a fight with my dad once when I was an angsty 16yr old. Ended with my mom pissing all over the floor and him leaving. (They're divorced and I don't remember why he was there)

Beatdown was used as an adjective?

did you beat him?

I'd like to think so but I know he didn't actually try.

I haven't been in a real fight. I try getting this guy who trolled me IRL to fight me though. I really want to get him to punch me. I act hostile towards him whenever I see him. I tried intimidating him by making prolonged eye contact the first time I saw him and knew who he was. Then at a Halloween party on Friday, I flipped him off, put my middle finger right up in his face. But he nervously laughed it off.

I don't think he has any idea why I'm doing this to him because he trolled me over text but I want to ramp up the pressure on him to do something the next time I see him.

He might be too scared though. I'm much taller and stronger than he is.

Only fight I've ever got in was when I was 11 and even then I never wanted to throw any punches so it was more of a wrestle than anything.

Mostly it was me getting him a headlock and pushing his face into a chain-linked fence until he calmed down.

never really been in a fight before. there some some brother quarrels and things like that but never any fists swinging.

I don't go out seeking violence, but I am waiting for the day for when some guy tries starting shit with me. Like I don't know how well I would do in a street fight, but I have some rules to go by if I am in one.

1. get him down and make sure he stays down
2. do whatever you have to do to get him down. bite, eye gouge, whatever

This is all to prevent bodily harm to myself. I don't give a fuck about the other person. I rather fucking paralyze the other guy than have to go to the hospital for some broken ribs, stitches or whatever.

>be fat manlet in middle school
>make fun of skeleton who does karate
>he punches my solar plexus in the hallway
>doesn't really hurt
>punch him in the face and break his glasses
>walk away
ended up helping him fix his glasses after cuz I felt like a cunt, we were friends until we went off to college

> Got in a fight at a bar
> Other guy started it, case of mistaken identity
> Felt no aggression, years of wrestling and BJJ kick in, get him down locked
> ... He bites my arm, hard
> Immediately furious
> Let him stand up
> Give him 3 really good rights, cross hook hook
Dude lost 4 teeth and bit a hole through his cheek. The police made him apologize to me. Don't bite like a bitch, EVER.

nope. if some guy is fucking your shit up, do whatever you have to do to make sure he is the one on the floor.

I've also been in two amateur Muay Thai fights which I won by decision

Probably 10+ drunk fights at parties in college, mostly with baseball players. Ended up taking a bat to the side of the jaw and breaking my left mandibular condile. That was a fun story.

Should've had your older pic up and actually killed a nig, next time

If you are going to bite go for the face and twist and tear
Take a cheek off and you've got a good chance of putting them into shock

you could even go full Rick mode and go for the jugular

@1:25

youtube.com/watch?v=VNzgDgdmRK4

Bites win you fights maybe .0001% of the times. 99.999% you'll make the person feel furious and get a worse ass beating. Trust me, don't do it.

shit advice. bite if you have to. just don't lose.

Moved into a neighborhood in 4th grade, got jumped by hoodlums on same day. Continued nonstop a couple years. I'm a lil' fat boy and can't stand against 3 gangsta wanna be kids.

It was a status thing and when I realized that it was, I started fighting back but the ways people fought me got worse.

High school got less miserable as I became less trusting of people, and was more willing to fight thanks to not caring that much... I never liked to fight as I got emotional and cried even when I wasn't actually hurt, but that hood gave me serious depression that came coupled with a lot of anger I didn't have problems taking out on others when it came time to do so. The fact that the roughest kids on the street had families that were dealing drugs never helped, because I was always afraid that after a fight, they'd call their big brother to shoot and kill me... but like I said, I eventually started caring less.

Last couple of issues I had with people... first was playing basketball in someone's back yard. Dude kept calling me names, and I told him I wasn't in the mood. He kept it up, I hit him in the jaw, everyone froze. He ran crying to his family who showed up, 30-year old cousin squaring off against this 17-year old dude because "would you like if I hit you, why would you hit someone [2 years] younger than you" with the family matriarch suggesting I should've just come to them because bitching to someone's mom is clearly the way to gain respect.

Last ever was like jr year of high school. Same issue with someone calling me names, I tell them I'm not in the mood. They throw a ball at my head, I approach and proceed to lift them onto the wall while choking them until a teacher shows.

No problems now, and they stay gone thanks to resting bitch face.

And more autistic

Great advice

Saw a bar fight once

>2 kinda drunk guys bumped shoulders
>got into each others faces, testosterone started pumping
>one guy was knocked the fuck out
>found out later he got hit the back of his head and died from internal bleeding or something
>the other guy was arrested for murder.

stay away from bar fights kids

Story?

You're fucking wrong. Aggressive combatant is directing the battle. The one on the defense is only reacting, not acting.

That user was fucking right so don't come here with your >Not really.

How so