Post what you wore for those Halloween parties and get made fun of by Veeky Forumsizens

Post what you wore for those Halloween parties and get made fun of by Veeky Forumsizens


fat loss edition

You are a big guy

nice legs fatass

>Someone called me a leather-face look alike last night
>I wasn't wearing a mask

> bane's alcoholic uncle

thanks baby.

im down 70 pounds, still losin

>have 0 muscle mass + 30% bf
>wearing a BANE costume

Mirrin confidence

thanks bruh

>Banana?
>He's a big gut
>for (you)

You look really cool dude. Ignore the shitposts, they're just skeletons making themselves feel a bit better about their shitty lives, and no gains.

Walk into halloween party and this guy breaks your gf's back, wat do?

Fug it why not

Thanks tumblr for the fatppreciation, real big guys have CURVES.

no doubt bro, i already knew it was coming. Thanks for the compliment fellow gainz goblin

WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIT

WE WUZ PHAROAH N SHEEIIIIIT
Emperor of douchetown, builder of pyramid sets.

Lets see that 5 foot 4 baby boy frame ;)

Solid butthurt there buddy, keep being fat and weak.

post a pic of yourself bro

WE

without a doubt would snap you like a twig lol. Please post your huge muscles baby.

LESS SHIT POSTING, MORE COSTUMES

no

>without a doubt would snap you like a twig lol.

What did he mean by this?

take a look in the mirror and you'll understand, shit posting faggot

Yup, I understand that I'm solid muscle and you're a fat delusional shit buddy. Don't get too mad your cholesterol would give you a heart attack.

wow ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Not to burst you guys bubble or anything but I'm Puerto Rican hence the trip, "boricua" not every brown person is black. Get creative with the insults though I want to laugh.

fugg

well post a picture of yourself then if you're so solid, because nobody believes you autistic waste of space
not even op here

Are you retarded? We're saying we wuz because you were disguised as pharaoh you dumb piece of shit. And nice job tripping, attention whoring carries over to the internet.

WE WUZ JOSE AND SHIT ESE

>wearing your belt backwards

>backwards battlebelt
>unsecured straps

TRIGGERED

I don't need to post a picture to know both you and OP are DYEL fatasses, post your picture first and I'll show you what actual lifting looks like, taht way the world can make fun of you with me.

It's not backwards.

Say that to my fucking face IRL bitch none of this pussy shit online
Lulz

>Say that to my fucking face IRL bitch none of this pussy shit online


Thanks I just got confirmation you're actually retarded.

That's me, you happy now? Look at yourself now and op's picture, and tell me who looks better.

Just looked again, still me. And I also lift more than both of you combined.

He's still a fatass though. Absolutely shitty gains, unless he's been lifting for like a month or some shit.

Remember kids, bulking doesn't main replacing lifting with eating.

lmfao

Yes it is, you really thought the buckle was supposed to be on the back?

THOUGHT SO PUSSY

>lift once
>wear bane costume

At least it hides his extra chromosome face.

easy costume for black guy would be The weekend Starboy. Black jacket, metal cross necklace and get 2 pieces of wood to make cross and put some neon lights on it.

I am actually down 70 pounds and been lifting 5 months. Losing weight, not bulking

thanks though bruh.

Go mow a lawn about it, beaner.

WUZ

Well instead of bane you should've gone as Jared from subway pal.

Maybe next year

you look like Scooby's one-night taco stand

But then how would they show their EPIC GAINZ and tell the world they went to the gym thinking it'd get them all the girls? I mean look at OP, with a face like that you better go as tardboy.

>nigger with a couple pieces of scrapwood and a flashlight
>costume

That's a Mexican stereotype and racial slur. Just get creative man I believe in you .

I bet this guys going to be slaying mad THOTh pussy

Who the fuck cares, beaner, your "country" isn't relevant enough to have racial slurs associated to it.

The only difference is one mows the lawn and one gets mowed by the law.

Shitposting aside, that's aesthetic as fuck.
Mirin

You're the jacked 5'9 guy. how long you been lifting man?

There it is thanks breh

>literally dressing up as a kang

Uh, you don't get to bring gains

>solid muscle
my fuckin sides

When you put down the twinkies
you have my permission to grow

THE CHOLESTEROL RISES

Makeshift Razor Ramon / Scott Hall, thrown together last minute using shit I already had

>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our lack of diet plan
>if you did cardio, would you die?
>it would be extremely painful
>For food.

hey whats ur height and weight?
looking really good user.

Inspiration

You had me at flexing the inexistent biceps.

...

I had a bunch of girls grab my dick in the club (girls take full advantage of easy access skirts lol) but I ended up smashing a 5 just because we had the same costume theme pic related
Puerto Rico is a US territory not a country. Write a letter to your mayor and let him know that your local education system is failing you.
Are you even trying at this point?
5 years, will be joining /fraud/ in December

I see you took a lot of artistic license in removing the whole muscle part from the model.

I'm happy someone appreciates Ramon's post drug abuse look.

Nice b8, should have said my triceps instead since those are what are lagging :>

I'm not trying, that's what I pay all the burrito bandits to do.

that pic is not related to that story you dumb fuck

I should have said your whole body, and your brain, cause all of that is lagging.

HAHAHAHAHA nigga you are a living meme nigga HAHAHAH

> we wuz kangs n shitt

...

>not understanding the golden ratio, Steve Reeves or Joe Weider scales
I'm almost 100% proportionate brah, just need a little extra on my shoulders and a few inches off the waist
Willing to post measurements on request

Is this a joke
Are you actually talking shit when you're this dyel

I had a bunch of girls grab my dick in the club (girls take full advantage of easy access skirts lol) but I ended up smashing a 5 just because we had the same costume theme pic related

Puerto Rico is a US territory not a country. Write a letter to your mayor and let him know that your local education system is failing you.

Are you even trying at this point?

5 years, will be joining /fraud/ in December

I think you need a few inches off your neck first

Shit brahs I didn't read that the point is to be made fun of and I took it seriously because I suck cocks
I've been successfully worked

Good job breh

Im ugly, short and really really hairy, how many year do i have to lift till i can go as a decent version of wolverine

The only scale you need is the one taht says that you're a skinny delusional DYEL, I'm sorry for your delusions.

I wore an adidas track suit and went as a slav

Egyptians weren't black, or at least not your black.

30 seconds in google tell you that's not anyone in this thread.

No it totally is. This is what you would look like if you were in OPs costume.
Shit dyels say.

he didnt say he was black though

Ok phew I was worried

Did you squated the whole party tho?

I think .3 seconds of using his brain should have the same results.

im just gonna dress up as a fratboy with vineyard vines logos taped all across me. i'll wear a tight polo and pull up some khaki shorts high to show off my quads

Yup, a 1:4 scale model of a person who lifts.

Is this what it looks like when reddit comes to Veeky Forums?