User you're getting so fat! Time for you to go on a diet

>user you're getting so fat! Time for you to go on a diet

y-you too

adi nahoo cyka

You got it all wrong, user, it's "Idi nahooy suka"

thx user i needed this reminder.

Why do you think I'm on a cut you bitch?

user want milky

pashol von cyka

ti yesho meni budish gavarit pra "diet"?

smatri na siba, carova nishasnaya

*spits* idi nahui

But Tatyana, I'm fucking bulking

Bitch I'm like 10pounds lighter than you

But she's not even fat

I bet her pussy tastes likes hope.

shes thicc

also
>tfw speak Russian but dont know Cyryllic

>you will never have a cute aryan Russian(?) wife that will wake you up with a sloppy blowjob, and a nice home-cooked breakfast
>you will never stick your black dick into her and produce cute peanut butter children

>search Google for OP's pic
>come across pic related
>she's 12

Oh, OK honey. I heard about this great cutting diet called the 'Breast Feeding Diet', want to help me try it? :D

i know EXACTLY this feel

Wow if I met someone that cared that much about me I'd be so lucky

>I bet her pussy tastes likes hope.
Nah. Strawberries. She tastes like strawberries. And she makes the cutest little quiet noises during sex, and when she comes, she holds onto you *so tight*, like twice as strong as you ever imagined, and you can feel every muscle in her little body quiver.

Me too.

Child of Russian parents living in not Russia?

don't reply to me ever again

Why user, am I making you *uncomfortable*?
>heads over to Pornhub
>searches for creampie vids of cute petite blonde blue-eyed Russian grils

My niggers. Can speak russian but can't read Cyrillic. Learning right now though.

ITS CALLED A BULK REEE

yeah in America

my parents are a mix of Georgian, Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, and German though

but pretty much we spoke Russian in the house

>tfw no time to learn
maybe this summer Ill try

Why would you want to learn it though?

I want to read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy and others in Russian

i didnt' get any of that. halp

That' a nice goal, cyrillic is not particularly hard, just a matter of learning alphabet, you'll be able to dig into the boringness that is War and Peace in no time

Alishka, first you have to stop getting caught masturbating on chocolate men, can you do it? It's been 2 years, two fucking years.
Told you to not hang out with that friend of yours, Babushka.

cover up ur titties whore

i would live on water and whatever i can suck out of her ass

>overpriced sugar
>shit-tier prostokvashino
>kleyonka on both tables

I cannot and will not take advice from a pleb