Gf's period is 2 days late

You are correct user

3 1 5 4 dad

Breeding the entire ginger race back into existence. That's a good lad right there.

1 > 5 > 3 > 4

Rolling for gf

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1,2 baby come one

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2 days aint shit, get worried after 5+

Kek. Give me dubs.

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>gf has never even had a period

Is that Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider?

It sure is Dan "Dry your tears, its for your career" Schneider

Actually, this is Dan "Catch me if you can, I hide em in my van" Schneider.

>gf's period is 2 years late
I'm not even kidding, thank god implants. Nutting inside all day everyday.

>tfw no superior pale ginger gf

Not the gremlin not the gremlin

better luck next time faggot

>We will never have beautiful red headed gfs

Read the sticky.

If you do, you'll realize this board is called Veeky Forums.

Unless your going to bicep curl your newborn, fuck off.

>when your girl is 2 days late
>when she gets her period on the 3rd
m.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ddCRu6sls

5,6

anything but the fucking womanlet

KEK GUIDE MY COCK

>gfs period was 10 days late this month
>the when she calls you to tell you it finally came

>tfw no gf

you forgot your feel, la

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Rollan for 7/8

Asian in the middle??

absolutely

R E C E S S I V E

Holy fuck.

The man is Rr and the women is rr.
Only a 50% chance of red hair

Gj

my gf told me she was two weeks late the day we broke up

Lol

I produced a beautiful red headed daughter.

Its an absolute nightmare.

My hair is dark but as an infant until aboit 12 i was a literal ketchup covered french fry.

My eyebrows and beard are still tinted red.

Fucking nightmare.

At the grocery store with with and red headed offspring.

Fucking cunt behind us in line talking to our look at your pretty red hair
>youre so beautiful
>were do you get your red hair, your daddy doesnt have red hair

Was in military at the time.
Cant jump down the throat of some random bitch, might end up being a colonel's wife

>mfw my friends try to tell me it's still not safe to nut in her even though she has an implant
Fuckers are just jealous I get to creampie

>ex hasn't said anything in 2 months
>just posted halloween pictures with the new bf
>she looks happy

No pedo

Is it the copper one or hormonal implant?

Gfs a virgin and I'm going to be her first, but she's never been on bc before and pretty much scared of the hormonal ones.

Doesn't want a condom the first time we do it though, much to my protest. Wants to get on the copper implant first, any tips/advice?

I'm such a faggot

Getting a girl pregnant is actually pretty hard, the egg is good like for a day every month and most sperm doesn't get past the uterus anyways.

>tfw ginger
>want to continue the race
>don't want kids

feels conflicted man

Rolling

woa woa, the sheriff is in town

In the same boat, so I understand your pain.

K

I know the logical choice is not to form babby just because there's a chance they will have a pretty hair colour. That would be selfish. But still...

big money, no whammies

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rolling for 1 praise be unto allah

re-rolling because zero get

1 get praise be unto allah

WHAT THE FUCK

re-re-rolling because 0 get and double 0 get

1 get praise be unto allah

The gene for being ginger is recessive, there'll always be gingers around even if the parents aren't ginger.

ROLLERINO 1

While you are close to correct, it doesn't mean anything

>5 successful impregnations with 3 women

make babbie or I kill your babbie

>tfw no gf even when joke on Internet

No it's "Beer can" Dan "If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" Schneider

Or you might have been GINGERED

>oldest one looks stunning
>youngest one looks retarded

And that's why you must marry them young, lads.
Would still fug the retarded one regardless.

Roll

Better break out the fresh orange juice user. Get her drinking as much as you can.

>wasting your seed in the weaker sex
Then get a Veeky Forums gf to give you a stong superbaby