Remember kids, nofap November is coming up...

assume I won't and give me tips FFS

OK.
Women, as a rule, will not make the first move on a stranger. She is WAITING for you to make a move. Say "hello" and some moronic comment about the weather, the gym, the time of day, it does not make any difference. If she is interested she will carry the conversation. Get her number and start texting.
That is it. Nothing amazing. There is NO magic rule or trick for meeting women.
Just go for it.

Is there any actual evidence that going cold turkey on jerking it actually helps with gainz at all? It seems to me that it's just a meme spread by Reddit-tier supreme gentlemen.

>.webm related

Nofap is a MEME!

this, i picked up a girl last week talking about why i like the texture of coke zero better than regular coke

dats some nice hip to waist ratio

>Get some bud or some flavored alcohol
I don't drink or smoke

>tfw never fapped in my life
Feels good mang

sauce?

>Get some bud or some flavored alcohol and bury that bone.
I did mean to imply that take "advantage" of a woman... only that many people have a "interpersonal social anxiety" and that MILD alcohol or weed can lessen the anxiety.
DO NOT get her so smashed that you legally "raped" her, just a little drink or bud to have a pleasant time.

start drinking and smoking
k

I can't even last for 12 hours, no fap's a meme

fapping isn't the problem you fucks

porn is

exactly this

There's absolute fuck all. The movement was started by some ascetic christian fuckhead, but these fucking gentlemen believed the meme because they're so fucking socially retarded they'll look for any kind of fast solution, including this retarded placebo.

It's not masturbating that's the problem, it's the porn

>, it's the porn

Porn is great for a little extra ZING with your woman.
If you are looking at porn ALONE you fucked up... looking at porn alone is like drinking alone... loser thing to do!

She's an old camwhore named May Marmalade. She's about an 80/10 and has tons of videos floating around, but she doesn't do anything in half of them and has kind of an annoying "KAWAII UGUU~*~" personality though.

Got it covered OP. Gave myself ED just in time.

If you think I seem indifferent, you're right! I'm finding it very hard to give a fuck.

I'm not going to change who i am to trick girls into sitting on my dick. Doesn't make it more fun to fuck them

>I'm not going to change who i am to trick girls into sitting on my dick

Who ever said to. All it was said was to say "hello" and start a conversation. If you can not do this without "being someone else" then you have a PROBLEM and need professional help, because talking to the opposite sex is just being social.

>No fap
Kys

Already 2 days in (semi-unintentionally). I'm kind of regretting it right now because I can't lift or swim at the moment and without that outlet I'm having trouble concentrating on shit

I'm doing it because I fap over some wacky shit and its time to stop

(OP)
> nofap November
No one should devote an entire month or any other span of time to a meme
> physical gains by not jerkin your cock.
Except nofap is a meme and doesn't give you physical benefits and fapping, like sex, literally increases testosterone and gives you actual benefits.
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>it's the porn
>researchgate.net/publication/278037398_Modulation_of_late_positive_potentials_by_sexual_images_in_problem_users_and_controls_inconsistent_with_porn_addiction

Nofap is a meme, but I'm gunna try it for muh willpower

coke zero is disgusting though

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com
kys. The retard that wrote that shit contradicts himself and talks out of his ass to come off like a hard cunt, but he's just a shill

ATTENTION M8S

We need an official Nofap November chant.
So that we can scare off the unholy urges that will plague us at bedtime. Let us commence with the suggestions.

You're fucking losers kek.
I beat my dick like twice a week and I still talk to bitches and have sex often. >I wish fapping got rid of insta boners

Mate I'm all for a cheeky wank, but when you're masturbating over hardcore femdom scat porn multiple times a day, even when you don't want to anymore, even when it's given you ED, you've got a porn problem.

Just from this site I've seen how people go from vanilla porn into fucked up shit. The most typical progression seems to be:

Vanilla
Femdom
Traps
Shemales
Sissy Captions

And that kinda shit just ain't right. But porn can make you fap over some crazy shit for a better feeling.

Woah are you like Chad or something? You're a fricking cool dude bro

lol I too have sex with women and go to parties and dates and have friends and don't lie on an Anonymous brazilian lampshade discussion board

>i have no willpower so its a meme
whats it like to suck

>kys.
Literally no u for believing in a retarded meme
>shit contradicts himself and talks out of his ass to come off like a hard cunt
>I didn't read
>but he's just a shill
>shill
>Doesn't go on about a retarded debunked meme

Are you the same guy who links that article every nofap thread? Just go jerk off and leave us alone.

I never claimed to believe in the meme, faggot. However I'm not making the claim that 3 blogposts written by some edgy cunt selling workout supplements debunks a goddamn thing. Last time I read those articles, I did a write-up of the points he's talking out of his ass about, some of which contradict each other from one article to the next, and clearly demonstrates a lack of understanding on the topic he's talking about.

Just because you can link to some study abstracts doesn't mean you understand a goddamn thing about what the results mean. You'd know that if you had an ounce of critical thinking skill

>Just go jerk off and leave us alone.
Quit complaining about nofap and problems that could be easily fixed if you didn't fall for a meme all over this board

Sexy Losers. First webcomic I ever read.

Do you own stock in Brazzers or something?

>projecting my insecurities on others

Fucking betas. No fap is a placebo.

T.pyschology major cuck

I minored in psych then switched it after getting to mid level classes. All you literally learn in psych is that everything is sexist and racist. Go dye your hair or something faggot.

Hey dude, I asked for fries with that

Are you retarded or did you only take general pysch?

>what is neurological pysch
>what is environmental pysch
> what is evolutionary pysch

That just 3 off my head, pysch has so much fields but neurology and clinical is where it's at for me.

And you probably took a sociology class but was too dumb realize it.

Damn you can't cut too? What the next fad meme tubby? No shower?

I'm on a bulk man

sure you're totally not just in a shitty SJW minor. Hope you like being a barista

Whatever you say my man.

user does NOFAP yet still can't get laid, while CHAD FAPS and still FUCKS STACY

virgin psych major places humorous level of importance on sex, more at 11

Virgin psych major angry other men won't jerk off, wishes he could watch.

The problem with psychology is that it's too big of an umbrella. It covers everything from God-tier neuroscience and brain histology to medium-tier clinical psychology and cognitive psychology, to bottom rung shit like social psychology where everything is triggering and faggotry.

>not liking coke zero
Never going to make it.

Shit man. Might as well start now.

>I'll stop fapping tomorrow
No you won't. You are just like the losers who say they will start lifting tomorrow. It's not going to happen. Better fap now loser

The only time we have is now.

Does it count if I didn't realise it was November?

involuntary nofap for me. Jacked off too much, now my dick is scabbed. How do i not sfmcab my dick up. Also how long until heal?

Oh YEAH?!

Why do you own stock in memes

>I never claimed to believe in the meme, faggot. However I'm not making the claim that 3 blogposts written by some edgy cunt selling workout supplements debunks a goddamn thing.
If you need more evidence then research all the other science and also human biology that tells nofappers to fuck off with their meme
>Last time I read those articles, I did a write-up of the points he's talking out of his ass about, some of which contradict each other from one article to the next, and clearly demonstrates a lack of understanding on the topic he's talking about.
So where in his articles is he wrong about no fap being a pile of horseshit
>You'd know that if you had an ounce of critical thinking skill
And if you had an ounce of critical thinking skill you wouldn't be calling a person who wrote an article correctly calling nofap bullshit a shill.

t. Guy who owns that shitty blog, also a shemale porn enthusiast

Can my GF fap me/can I fuck her?

>Neopuritanism

*tips fedora*

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING GUYS IF IM GONA GIVE UP SMOKING IM GONNA GIVE UP FAPPING!!!!! AND IF IM GONNA START TRAINING IM GONNA GIVE UP FAPPING!!!! WISH ME LUCK PLEASE FOR I DO YOU!

I've been doing no porn, occasional fap for the last 3ish weeks.

Last night got a semi-boner when a girl I like was giving me a head massage which lasted like 10 sec max, and then 3/4 boner when she squeezed next to me to take a pic together.

I might just make it, considering I used to fap to sissy gay cuck porn.

NoFap.
As in its not noCum?

I can still Intercourse with spouse correct?

>If you need more evidence then research all the other science and also human biology that tells nofappers to fuck off with their meme
Once again, I never claimed a goddamn thing about nofap. I'm neither for or against it. Quit assuming I have a position on the argument just because I called you out for being a stupid nigger for linking blog posts acting like they're scientific authority on the subject.

>So where in his articles is he wrong about no fap being a pile of horseshit
He contradicts himself about certain temporary measurements of test levels being indicative of positive traits. He talks about the test boost men get from watching porn like it's a great thing, but he writes off the Chinese study that had similar results. The reality is the test boost in both instances means absolutely fuck all because they are both too short to create any meaningful physiological changes unless you're literally watching porn for 6+ hours a day every day, in which case you're now likely fucking up your endocrine system in another way. There's other instances, but I'm too busy to go into them right now.

He may be right about nofap being bad, but if he is, his lack of understanding of the studies and the science behind them would mean his conclusion is only coincidentally correct.

>And if you had an ounce of critical thinking skill you wouldn't be calling a person who wrote an article correctly calling nofap bullshit a shill
You see that banner under his blog logo? The one with the plastic containers of workout supplements with an edgy design scheme? You know what that is? An advertisement.

Now why would a guy write edgy sounding articles with harsh language while attempting to sell an image of "badassery" put such an advertisement on his blog? Well it certainly couldn't be because he's shilling and trying to get you to buy his supplement line because that would be too simple a conclusion. Surely if you couldn't pick up on such a scheme, it mustn't be true

>not drinking water instead
Never going to make it.

>Not drinking Coke Zero to use caffeine as a preworkout
Never gonna make it