Tfw been lifting for 2 years now and have made some serious gains

Tfw been lifting for 2 years now and have made some serious gains
>All i can think about is marrying some wide hipped QT woman and starting a family with her out on a farm

Am i reaching Maximum test?

you sound like me when i was 16. so no

Those girls get fat.

Rediculous I love that shape breh

>no pear shaped gf to knock up
>no ranch out in Montana to homestead
>no little kids to shape and mold into ultra chad from day one.

Fuck this gay earth.

photoshopped, look at the grass in the background

>look up original because this shopped shit is too ridiculous
>immediate regret, prefer the shop

>tfw I already have a pear-shaped gf to impregnate later on

Stick it out for the right girl and make it work, boys.

you took option two

>Am i reaching Maximum test
no, you are just a delusional cuck that buys into trends
>wow, dat thicc yo
end yourself and do it quickly before some landwhale gets your sub par semen and uses it to create more retards.

holy fuck

crashing this thread

>pear shaped
*pukes* lmaoo

delet

oh shit guess I better shape up for that serpent battle

This is better, at least she doesn't look ridiculous, here she's actually attractive, pretty face.

I want to stick my face between her warm and soft pink thighs and hear her nervously giggle as I work my way up kissing and licking her rosy body waiting for my precum leaking penis.

thank fuck, such an obvious shoop in the OP

still high test

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>wider-hipped hourglass figure is bad
My big dick doesn't agree with you there.

pear shaped women are the patrician option. nothing more feminine