All the virgin posts are jokes, right? You're not actually a virgin, are you?

Im a 22 yr old virgin op, ask me anything brah.

So what's the problem if a virgin?

so you're 52 now?

I'm 28.

Ye 21 years old, I'm shy as fuck and it drives me insane

I am actually one yes, I lift every damn day but I am socially autistic
I dont give a fuck

Same problem.
I hate it - I think it's just some sort of mental defense mechanism because the thought of actually fucking a girl makes me nervous af.

Have no fear, it's way easier than people make it sound like. It seriously just comes naturally. It's like eating and breathing, you just sort of know how to do it.

Lost my virginity at 15

Autistic sociopath faux-Chad reporting in

Though most people wouldn't call me a Chad but the Chad types accept me just fine. Every "group" does

26 now and engaged

I'm a 29 year old KHV. I thought it was my looks and lack of opportunities that held me back, but now that I've lost weight and dress better, I've realised that I my eternal virginity is more a result of deep psychological issues and emotional immaturity.

I lost mine by cucking chad when I was an 18 year old mega autist

No. My first was at like 24 with some hair salon chick who gave me mono. Women are great.

I'm not a virgin, but I fucked only one girl ever.

I'm 29.

I'm glad those posts are getting deleted.
They are off topic for this board anyway.

23 virgin, I live in a small village with bad options. Next town is hours away so financially I can't put in the effort.

This thread is not very Veeky Forums related.

Although these comics are great.

I hope you are getting help, user. I wish the others like you would realize it too instead of going full retard incel mode.

yes

are you me.

What if condom breaks and you get trapped with a baby or get convicted for pushing the bitch down the stairs?

What if you get an std? What if you get herpes on the lip from kissing?

23 yr old kissless virgin reporting in. The worst thing is no one believes me when i talk about these problems irl. Not even my mother.

Kissless Virgin, but at 18 its not that bad, r-right?

As long as you're not a mouth breathing autist, getting laid in college isn't very hard. Good luck, nerd.

I was raped by my father fairly frequently from age 11 (as soon as I started growing boobs) until I moved out at 17.

So no, I'm not a virgin.

>tfw 18.

T. chad

Yup, I also have never had a girlfriend because im too beta to approach hot girls

no i had sex like 5 times in college. 4 years ago.

Just don't reply or if you must, then sage the post so their threads stay down. They aren't gonna find any real help here and the rest of us just get sick of their shit. I hide the threads

I'm with you user. My first year in college I went crazy and fucked anything that would get naked for me. Next year I got a girlfriend and that only lead not being able to take advantage of oportounities, lots of drama and losing some friends over dumb shit. I'm 22 now, I just stay out of the whole sex and romance thing for a while. Wait for the people around me to grow up and for me to grow up as well

I didn't lose it until 25.
I was never that socially awkward, but enough to not have it easy with women. I was more assertive than most women and took more initiative than most women, but still not as much as women expect men to do.
Also most of the women I knew in college were fatties it really sucked, I tried banging a fat girl and I just couldn't do it.
Also I get whiskey dick so I tried a couple times with women after getting shitfaced and couldn't keep it up.
And then after college it just became impossible to meet women. Online dating sucks for men. I had one girl off Tinder that was completely DTF, got so excited we were going to meet up, made plans to meet at a bar near her place but she wasn't sure what time. Like we planned on meeting up Wednesday night when she got off work, she just didn't know when, so she'd let me know. Then she went silent and never replied to me ever again

Finally lost it to a psycho chick that I almost hooked up with a couple years earlier but she ended up with another guy instead. Since then I fucked two other girls, one of them was an escort. Honestly if you have some money and are smart about it escorts aren't bad

I like how no one has replied to this.

have a (you) love, I guess you earned it.

>did you have to suck his dick?
>did you struggle?
>did you like it?

>tfw 26
ALL OF MY LIFTS ARE FUELED BY WHITE HOT SELF-HATRED

Kek

Guys who claim that they have "super high standards" usually know deep down they can't get laid, and use it as an excuse.

22 y/o virgin here. I think it's a combination of my disgusting jawless moon face and the fact that I am well and truly terrified of people and don't know how to fix it.

no it's just that he's a literal homosexual

Once I hit 20 I converted to Catholicism and now just tell everyone I'm a devout Catholic that's waiting for marriage as my cover.

23 kv

shut-in outside of work/gym and I fear intimacy for some reason. I recall during my childhood feeling grossed out when hugging family members and saying or hearing 'I love you'. they did so much for me, my rational brain knows it's fucked up. you can't have a meaningful romantic relationship with an autism that strong

I've been forcing myself to interact with people over the past year, it's gotten better. I held girls' hands, had one hurt & feel me up pretty aggressively, and got better at flirting and picking up social queues on the fly. though sometimes I want to gas myself just thinking about how easy this is for normal people

on the same boat lad
24 here

Can I regain my virginity? I'm 35 and literally haven't had sex in 14 years. Before that I had sex countless times, though, so I didn't gain any wizard powers either. Worst of both worlds.

>close but no

Why did you stick only half your dick in?

>dat dere social anxiety
>no amount of alcohol helps, tried with alcohol from 16 - 20yo
>girls never approach me because I'm pretty good looking
>last time I kissed a girl was 6 years ago when her friend basically told me to kiss her and we both were really drunk
>can't stop the irrational fear of humans
>tried basically every drug, using heroin to cope with the soul crushing loneliness

There is no hope for me. I still dream about that cute pixie girl which will save me from myself even though I know it will never happen.

I'm 27 and only ever fucked hookers, never actually scored. So I still act like a virgin but I forfeited my chance of wizard powers in 3 years. It's a sad, sad situation.

29 and a virgin

don't like to socialize so i know it's my fault. don't really care

This. 25 years old here by the way.

jesus, some people are meant to neck themselves

Rationally, I know that - it's more a case of my subconscious fucking with me and inventing dumb, yet strangely convincing reasons for not fucking girls that clearly want it, thus I never reciprocrate after some point and it leads to nowhere.

I lost my virginity at 19 and I'm fucking retarded. You all definitely make it out to seem way more frightening than it is. And you 'high standard' anons are only fooling yourselves.

retards tend to have more sex. animals are retarded and they fuck all the time

tesla was the smartest mother fucker alive and couldn't get pussy. you literally have to be ape like to get it

Is this really what people here think?

Nope. I'm 24 and still a virgin.
tBh now I don't even care anymore. Any relationship I would start now I would want to end in marriage and kids. And meaningless sex just to do it, well I'm not gonna try hard or hook up with a crazy bitch just to tick off that arbitrary box.
I'm also in a shit situation. Live in a small town where 90% of girls 20-25 are in a long term relationship or are whores. And everyone knows everyone so every chick basically has a list of previous partners hanging around her neck.
And where I go to uni is a sausage party because it's mostly engineering.

Also I have no idea how to meet people. I go out, sure, but I interact only with people I already know.

I don't think I have too high standards, I consider 70-80℅ of women/girls I see attractive. I'm not some "muh Aryan virgin" purist, but every previous partner is a minus, that's just the way it is.

I've had chances before, but it never worked out. And with girls I'd consider 7-8/10.

i am but im only 18 so it doesnt really count as most lose it in their 20s

It's true. The thing is getting into your own head thet YOU, yes YOU can have sex if you grow up a social outcast and sex seems like sonething only the people get to do who are like demigods in relation to you.
Looking back, I could've probably fucked dozens of girls without even really trying from school onwards by this point. But I'll never now that for sure , because I never made a move on them or acted when they made their interest obvious.
Getting chicks is indeed no thing - unfucking your own mind to the point where you actually belive that you can, that is the hard part.

No, only incels.

You've got it wrong, user.
I may be a Virgin myself, but I learned some stuff in my life - most important that no girl ever will save you from anything ever.
Save yourself first. You are the only one who can do that.