We invent new life achievement like they were in a Steam game
> Flesh over Metal
>Deadlift a weight equal to a statue with your volume made of STEEL (about 7,5 times BW)
LIft Achievement
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>Klokov Bully
OHP the 1RM deadlift of a wonnabe powerlifter
>Russian Roid Machine
For reps
>Down and Out
>hit a leg day so hard you immediately puke your post workout shake back up upon drinking it
>Golden One
Same as Flesh over Metal but with gold(19,5 BW)
>snapragette city
>injure yourself performing a heavy compound lift
> Undercover Gym Bully
Film someone's quarter squats without them knowing
> Big P
Torment an asian DYEL while smoking ciggies in the boneyard
> Atlas Shrugged
Frighten someone with the sound of your deadlifts
Scoopalicious
>subsist off of only real food and egg yolks for 1 week
>Heads up or Heads off
>throw any plate in the gym like a discus at least 15 feet
>treefiddy
Do 350 reps of a compund movement
Our Feels are the Heaviest
Do Weighted Chin Ups with the weight of your Oneitis for reps
>What Goes Down...
>Drink a 1/2 gallon of milk before deadlifting without vomiting
What's the record for pound per pound strenght? I'm not sure anyone has ever lifted that much
>Peanuts
>scream "Lightweight Baby"while doing any compound movement with less than one plate
> Slow and Steady
Bulk for over 5 months without increasing your BF by more than 5% and cut for over 5 months without any of your lifts going down by more than 10%
>wonnabe
C'mon the 1 lbs one is way too easy to throw.We need some standard
>I Need no Weight to Train
OHP someone who only train calisthenics
>Natty Prince
>go to the gym wearing nothing but board shorts and a bucket hat
>Radical Mass
>Do skateboard squats for 15 minutes, AMRAP
I'm gonna compile these for convenient rolling.
Minimum is 10 lb plate
>Manlet Factory
When your puny size ten leaves its first prints in the gym
>Babby's First Erection
First 1pl8 Deadlift (If you can't do this the first day, uncheck your 'Manlet Factory' achievement and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GYM!)
>Tits Are Burnin'
Two days of chest in one week
>RIGHT, BABE?!
Chug your first fucking brotein elixir motherfucker, 8 SCOOPS!
>Supple Leopard
Roll marbles underneath the feet of someone power cleaning
>Cernobyl is Nothing
Drink 16 mutant scoop in one shake without dying
>My Plates are in the Wash
>Take one plate, 10 lb minimum, home for at least one day
Kek
>Cernobyl is Now
Release a Proton fart after
>KetoKing
Wear a crown made of eggshell and broccoli at the gym
>Strong Stomach
>Take 4 scoops 2-3 times a day for 7 days in a row
>Hard to kill and useful in general
>Weigh at least 200lb and squat 405lb lowbar for reps
>Love it Kill it
>Feed your dog weight gainer shakes until it dies
>Golden One
Have a crippling brother complex
FTFY
This is great
>Devilish
Lie to someone one about how many sets you have left.
>I'm scared of 5 and 8
Do your entire routine but only doing 6-7 reps, then finish with a 30 minutes cardio.
>Yes, I DO lift.
>wear clothes with a visible fitness related slogan to the gym
>My biggest fan
>spend a total of 10 hours watching yourself im the gym mirrors
>Home Gym Masterrace
Get mired by a Milf
Deadlift a weight equal to a statue with your volume made of STEEL (about 7,5 times BW)
you realise noone has ever deadlifted more than 5-6x bodyweight right?
>yet
The marble version would be about 3 BW than engineeringtoolbox.com
>Autism
Invent gym themed achievements on a Mongolian architecture forum.
I picked this up off Veeky Forums 2 years ago.
>inb4 been here too long
>inb4 haven't made it yet
I read the Book
Take 6000 Cal every day as an obese person drinking only milk
>the pissening: challenge a man on steroids to a slap fight.
>the Sith Lord: win a powerlifting competition by default for being the only competitor.
>superhuman
take steroids
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>Deadlift a weight equal to a statue with your volume made of STEEL (about 7,5 times BW)
Brb getting my deadlift to 862.5kg
>Confusion Master
Squat the stationary bicycle
>Confusion God
Do a Zumba lesson with a barbell over your shoulder
youtube.com
Only one who can get that achievement
whenever I see this I think of this sound
>Legacy
>Watch your son hit a PR in a main lift higher than your own
T-rex/Chicken King
Have a simmetry score on symmetricstrenght.com under 30
This thread
>All you had to do was stretch, CJ
Tear your first muscle