>Playing a Dwarf on fantasy rpg game
>Mom walks in and watches me play
>"Is that you? Why are you a dwarf?"
>"What's wrong with dwarves mom?"
>"They're short..."
>Do you not like short guys mom?
>"No."
>Mfw my mom is literally the nicest person I know and even she won't tolerate manlets
Lol why even lift if you're under 6'0?
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fucking kekd
>implying your mom didn't get fucked by a short stud and he humped and dumped her and now she's mad for the rest of her life
I'm 5'7 and this made me lmao
I bet the dwarf reminded your mom of the midget she slept with in college that jumped out her window without calling back after
based manletmind!
>playing video games
>living with your mom
>letting her watch you play
kill yo self mah man
into the book of grudges it goes
oh, hey, i remember your mom! yeah, i fucked her back in college, she used to be a massive slut and let me cum inside
maybe i'm your dad, OP, but since i'm 5'7 its not likely
Sounds like your mom doesn't care about you
>e-everyone who doesnt like [inferior trait] OBVIOUSLY got fucked over and OWNED by [person with inferior trait]!
Your buttmad is not transparent at all guys
>inferior trait
Manlets have always ruled the world, lanklet. KNOW YOUR PLACEEE *grabs by the throat*
sounds like you still suck on your moms tits
Since you're 5´7, nothing of what you wrote is likely.
to become dwarfmode
OP's mom pls go
grabs by the ankles*
5'9 here, I bet OPs mom would let me lay the pipe.
At least I have a mom mr Wizard
Topkek
5'8" here, i would like to get humiliated by your mom.
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Being "short" really isnt that big of a deal. As you become older, you start to grow out of the whole insecure mentality that dominates youth. You are no longer the coolest guy in the room just because you are swole or wear the latest shoes of whatever brand that niggers rap about nowadays.
Everything becomes more mellow and personality/charisma becomes the most important thing to have. I doubt anyone in a room of adults is even going to notice your height, unless you are REALLY short like 5´7.
subtle
I let her watch while Im doing it
>fantasy rpg game
Kek