sup n'brahs, what kind of routine should I be doing if I want to become Mr. Balmora at the competition next Frostfall? Is it doable natty or should I be using Flin for weights? Any useful spells or is that a disqualify?
Sup n'brahs, what kind of routine should I be doing if I want to become Mr. Balmora at the competition next Frostfall...
also before you post I am taking kwama shakes daily
Remember to take the silt strider after leg day
Nwahs not even once
Mazte on leg days but do the rest natty
is he natty?
no, the dude has fucking moon sugar in his room
What's the point when some Corpus cunt comes along and wins every god damned year.
swim into the wall under water for athleticism gains 4 times a week. jump of your roof 100x a day for sick acrobatic gains. don't forget to see a trainer for heavy armour or some such before bed so you can get as many points in strength as possible.
some people will say alchemy is cheating, but what else are you supposed to do when you reach your 100 strength natty limit?
mirin those calves tho
I was in my family crypt, praying to my ancestors before my powerlifting meet, and what comes out the fucking doorway?
A bonewalker shitter
Months of training down the dwemer drain
don't use flin, they can test for that. combine ash yam with daedra skin instead.
Jump everywhere. Never stop unless you're trying to conserve energy to be prepared for a fight. Otherwise you should always be jumping. Always.
tfw got blight from wrestling corpus.
noooo my gains!
Fuck these ash niggers, I'm moving to the jungles of Cyrodiil. Gains, here I come!
Is it worth getting corprus for the mad gains? I've heard rumors of a wizard who can cure it while still preserving the benefits.
Guys. I'm heading out for a bit. Please don't drink my potions while I'm gone.
anyone got the pic of scooby photoshopped onto Caius Cosades?
lmao nice gyno fag
Does anyone else almost get teary just looking at this game? The nostalgia is too intense
I remember thinking as a kid, that if I died and reincarnated, I'd want to live a life in the world of Morrowind
>That altmer that wears conjuror's robes to the gym.
>that first sip of the day
>what kind of routine should I be doing if I want to become Mr. Balmora at the competition next Frostfall?
Redguard genetics 1xF
I actually LAUGH when I see beta BOSMER "males" try to impress BRETON WOMEN
don't you LESSER elves realise, it's either straight ALDMER descendancy, or LESS FORTUNATE RESULTS
This guy walks in the gym and asks for five gold coins
What do?
Man this is a high quality thread
Mages, when will they learn?
A routine I always come back to
>cliff racers 5x100
you finally arrive in seyda neen and this guy slaps your jiubs ass. what do you do?
>mfw manlet fargoth tries to start some shit
I'll just go to the lighthouse at midnight and watch him sneak to the treestump, then steal all his shit
FARGOTH eats DURZON MEAT and trains strength while ARMION drinks SKOOMA and fucks SYNETTE
>cliff racers
>take my time
>3E 427
>not taking 600 scoops
youtube.com
>tfw pullups & dips are too easy so you start taking burden potions for more gains
CMON, LET'S LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
5 BOTTLES DAGOTH BRANDY A DAY
what mode is this?
SS + GOMAD
GOMAD
GALLON OF MAZTE A DAY
>mfw the humanity has been left behind
Legit the best thread I've ever seen on Veeky Forums
>blaha ice cream fitness
>Not using feather spell to lift more weights.
DYEL?
>tfw no chim genetics
>tfw lover's-kissless-virgin
feels bad that I have to go to sleep to let my gains settle in, missing out on such a great thread
oh well just make sure to upload highlights to /r/Veeky Forums tomorrow :^)
Call yourself a Dunmer and don't know who this is? Shame on you.
>lmao benching only 2cog
Just take some skooma, n'brah. You can't build good physique natty.
>skooma
>not superior moonsugar
Enjoy that hangover
this guy looks like this guy Interesting. Or devs were just lazy.
Limited assets
>chasing cliff racers
>keeping gains
fetcher, pls
Have you ever played morrowind? There's hundreds of Bosmer characters.
Also remember, this was 2002, the models for each race had a set amount of face options with a set amount of hair options
>tfw a group of dunmer come in, start hogging all the racks talking about their sweet moonsugar parties, and generally dunmering up the place
yeah, I sort of forgot there weren't too many to chose from in the vanilla
>tfw the ropes on my dwemer cable machine got stuck
should i call the local nords to come and tow it?
That look was very popular around 3E 427
wake up, you were dreaming
>nightmare about being DYEL
thank talos
AHH YES
is that our boy Yagrum?
I want to die and wake up in Vvardenfell
This Dunmer eats dirt and doesn't lift weights, yet he's shredded. Are Dunmers better at building muscles?
He beat cliff racers into extinction, of course he's fucking swole
That was post-morrowind mate
Lern2lore
>tfw no qt avg Netchiman's wife
>I don't know what continuity is
If a man lifts 4pl8 in the future, does that not mean he had to lift in the past?
yes, but not as good as the redguard
Jiub was a low grade assassin who got arrested, it was after meeting the Nerevarine that he learnt he could make it and started training
Nevermind, he had a skooma addiction, that's why he looks as swole as Caius Cosades
>28 lifters have played morrowind
Bruh he doesn't even hide it, he leaves all his gear on the floor of his house for all to see.
>that first sip of the day
the elder scrolls is insanely popular and morrowind is an all time classic
Hey guys I finally made it
youtube.com
> not using bear pelt instead of daedra skin
enjoy getting collywobbles at the corner club, outlander
>bald
clearly on creatine
my stuff keeps going missing from my chest during my workouts. what do? pretty sure it's that shifty as fuck khajiit
>finally hit strength 100
>athletics and acrobatics both 85
>still can't get a lusty argonian gf
>realize personality is still at 25
>speechcraft 20
i'm never going to make it
>personality is still at 25
that's like 2,5/10. You're not gonna make it.
>tfw to intelligent too lift
U mirin my cut progress bruh
This is the best thing I've ever seen on Veeky Forums
>tfw have to hide gains under this robe
I hate bulking season
>spproach the shrine
>no shirt, just iron greaves
>Sheogorath asked me to kill a netch with a fork
he mirin'