So which stage are you at Veeky Forums?

So which stage are you at Veeky Forums?

No homo.

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Stage 0 because I can't find a guy that I like and don't want to resort to random internet/app fucks

>tfw same, but I'm a twink top whose "too cute for topping"

Tbh I suggest you start eating/lifting and escape twink mode. Your life will be better.

desu I like being a cute twink, but I just need a strong bf who is ok with bottoming

or any bf actually I don't even care anymore, there's just no gays I know only women who want to fuck me

Is there a topping edition?

i've never had buttsex

To each his own I guess.
At least as a twink it's a little more obvious that you're into guys.
I've been told I "don't do gays things" and people are usually surprised to hear I'm gay. Makes me wonder how many other guys are the same way and we'll just never know

Okay so how do I achieve a bubbly fuckable twink butt?

Asking for a friend.

>tfw all the fat stores into your hips & butt, giving you a firm bubble butt
I never asked for this

0 because I'm not a degenerate faggot who will go to hell for the sins he has willingly committed.

Enjoy an eternity in hell, faggots.

perpetually 3

4 isn't a stage in adjusting to anal though, that's just his relationship going to shit

I don't believe in God but I still like to imagine he's sitting up there and when gay people die they appear before him and he just looks at them with your pic related as his face, and then just poofs them into hell

Them homos will go nuts when you flip em and give it to them real smooth

>poofs them into hell
>poofs them
>poofs
>POOF

Implying there are homo ppl in fit

>I know only women who want to fuck me
Life is tough all over you fucking fuck fuck i didnt ask for these feels fuck you

>tfw bi but gays get too clingy and it's just sex pham

How ironic for an attention seeking tripFAG to say that.

>all of the faggots cast naked into a fiery pit
>literally just gay men sweating all over each other for eternity
>millions of them

Someone didn't think this through

>implying all the faggots aren't burning up from AIDS anyway

>tfw you only get hit on by women
seriously senpai, i have like 3 chicks at work who all want to jump on my dick
but i can't even get a single mire from guys i'm actually interested in.

Friendo pls
Did you just started browsing this week?

>people are usually surprised to hear I'm gay
Same here, most people assume gay guys fit into at least one of the obvious stereotypes, a lot of us do, but a lot of us don't

Fucking faggots kill yourselves.

Fight me irl

We need to euthanize faggots and faggot enablers.

With propane and propane accessories?

That's a clean burning hell, I tell you hwat

0 because I'm a top

were u guys born gay, or did you realize just later?

Don't know, when is "later"?
I knew at 5 or 6 yo that guys were attractive to me.
Not in a sexual way, it didn't start before puberty at 10 or 11, beside that I've never been attracted to girls.

ill be laughing when you all get aids

>someone was triggered and was bothered enough to whitewash the top

lol

That's common sense desu.
Black people are not attractive.

Indeed, most of the time sick too

>Black people are not attractive.
How is that even a reason to do something so pathetic?

I'll tell you why. Some insecure kid changed the comic so he could post his faggot bait threads on an anonymous fitness imageboard, in hopes to not associate faggotry with cuckoldry and similar degenerations, as if his kind is not already hated enough

Stay off the internet for a while

You sound triggered senpai

> tfw same
> tfw getting self conscious about it
> mfw accidentally knocking something over with my arse the other day

>comic shows gay sex
>censors the naughty word

t. a guy very serious with anonymous imageboards
Also muh buzzword, the word you're searching for is interracial.

>about to try bottoming for the first time in a few days
>don't know what to expect, hope it's not stage 2

Found a makeshift way to enema using a squirtbottle but it takes forever, and there's no way in hell I'm walking out of a pharmacy with a douche. Any tips for a first timer?

le fit is so gay meme xddd

My friend would also like to know

>insecure baby boy
I'm black, and I'm sure I'm better looking than you, and have at the very least slept with more and better looking women than you.

I wish you the best however and hope you mature out of your sheltered ideas.

c-can u greentext your first sexual experience senpai? i'm curious

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t. triggered nigga

Holy kek

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Ugh I know what you mean.
People are so ignorant.

nigger

this post is too gay even for Veeky Forums

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This! Us fellow black men need to unite and defeat the patriarchal white society.

>I'm black, and I'm sure I'm better looking than you, and have at the very least slept with more and better looking women than you.

>I'm black

I'm straight acting and pretty good looking, i want a handsome gym bf but they all think im straight so none ever drop hints or approach me

shower nozzle up ur ass

>implying you're without sin
Nice try.

>they all think im straight so none ever drop hints or approach me

There are probably some guys at your gym that you think are straight so you never drop a hint either. I think about this all the time. One guy in particular has been driving me crazy for months- I've decided he's not worth pursuing but still...what if...

>slept with more and better looking women than you.
Do you think anyone in this thread cares about that?

I've always wanted to try bottoming but super afraid of stds and aids. What do?

>6'5, 210lbs and hairy af

Why do I have this fantasy when I can get girls easily?

hey big boy - no stds or aids here and i'd top you so hard

loL BET THEY WERE FAT

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>maybe if I lift more ill stop wanting to be a tranny faggot

I'm at stage, "You have about 30 minutes, there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna."

I blame the face aesthetics, even as a skelly manlet I get an uncomfortable amount of mires from girls
>tfw no Veeky Forums bf

>heh...fucking niggers...

that's both gross and very sweet

For a while mistook my attraction to men as admiration. I was never ever turned on by women. In my early teens I would almost study straight porn. starting intently at the woman, straining to decode the puzzle of what made them 'hot'. Ultimately dawned on me that straight guys don't need to do that.

Mind I can still regard a woman as beautiful, but never got so much as a twitch in my dick looking at one

Some are pretty hot but they're a dime a dozen just like every race

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>tfw starting to get bored of sex

I have had sex 3-5 times a week for the last 6 months with a few different people, and now its kinda getting to be a hassle. Like, ill wake up and think "oh man, i cant be bothered to have sex today, i wish i could just take it easy instead".

but normally when we actually get down to it I do enjoy myself a lot.

So what gives? How do I fix this? Im pretty young - still a teenager - i dont think its normal to be getting bored of sex at my age

Quality over quantity

>maybe if I lift more ill stop wanting to be a tranny faggot
That's not how it works user, do you need to talk about this?

My first couple of crushes in grade school and jr high were girls, but guys started catching my eye more and more. By high school I was no longer interested in girls but faked it for a while because I remember being legitimately attracted to them and hoped that it would come back. Kind of weird how that worked out.

Are you fucking boys or girls?

sauce?

blacks are the worst to do anal. looks like a fucking turd.

desu he should have made both the same race.

Interracial fit couples are more common than you think

boys

Kind of knew for as long as I can remember, even as a toddler. But I never connected the feelings I had for males to being gay til I was like 10 or 11

lel lel lel

That's pretty decent drawing

>reverse image search
>0 results

yep OP was cucktriggered

Only realised it when I was 16. Don't know how it took me that long to realise desu, but w/e

Degeneracy breeds degeneracy.
Who would have expected that.
Imagine being 80 and looking back at a life this vapid (gym - gay nigger sex- sucking way to the top in workplace - party)

lol
i like how going to the gym and being in a relationship with someone you love are somehow incompatible with leading a fufilling life

in fact, i feel like youd be a lot more regretful at 80 if you had spent your life fat, out of shape, unloved and a virgin.

>degeneracy

nice buzzword cuck

dibs on 2nd from the right

Dibs on second from left

Settle down and stop being stuck a whore. And post boipussy.

>settle down
I wish.
Finding a boyfriend is a thousand times harder than having sex. When your dating pool is 3% of the population, these things are nigh-impossible.

:(

Except for the far left, they all have kinda crappy legs desu

Fictionally, 3. Real life boys aren't as cute as my chinese 2d ones.

>if you fuck lots of girls you're a stud
>if you fuck lots of boys you're a whore

This is SUCH bullshit. Fuck you.

How is a 2d boy supposed to put his dick in you?

HE IS REAL IN MY HEART