Facial aesthetics thread

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you don't have a jaw.
lose body fat user

That you elliot rodger?

Lol youre right about the jaw and it sucks, but i heard jaw plastic surgery's recovery is painful.

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My caption is "what do you like more, me with long hair or short?"

And then I have these two photos

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That was my take on a poverty William Wallace halloween costume lol

can i fuck you

yes homo

you don't be a pussy and get surgery, you lost some fucking bodyfat.

Nah bro I'm sweet

meh/10

Is your mother a white female and your father a black male?

Yeah. Im impure.

kek

Ey bby did ya got ya daddys big dick ;;;;;;))))))

Hard to find pics of my face oddly enough. Lol rate? Because I'm bored and can't sleep.

Samefag you're not even moderately attractive

Based Supreme Gentleman.

One more for good measure

>tfw cant lift away ugly

Wew lads

IMO your tattoos are pretty awful, but they don't take away from your overall looks. 4/5 user you've basically made it

I know that feel all too well.

Picking up weights and putting them down is easier than trying to get the charisma gains you missed in your teens.

Impure cause you feel hatred towards black people? I never understood black people who hate other black people, or themselves for being black

You're good looking, but your tattoos look shit and make you look dumb. What do you do for a living?

No hatred towards black people, just degenerate black people, who seems to be present in a disproportionate level compared to degenerate white people.

Impure because his white mom diluted his rich African genetic potential.

>that poorly done lion tattoo

2/10 would not let him cuck me.

Genetically penis size comes from the mothers dad or your grandfather on your mom's side.

>disproportionate level compared to degenerate white people
>what is systemic oppression
>what is white privilege

*tips fedora*

Own a business. Work in mental health. Storage units. And some modeling.
And the ink has significant meaning to me. Aesthetics were not a variable beyond placement.

I am literally a fucking 5/10 version of this guy.

I have been told so many god dam times I am a cheap version of him.

I dunno about that. I'm a mulatto with all white brothers and sisters (my mom wanted some bbc after getting divorced), and I can tell you for a fact I have the biggest penis of all my siblings. If I got my penis from my white moms father, it would be the same size as theirs. Sooooo, bullshit.

Well the tatt looks fucking shit.

still very much skelly

Wew

>car selfie
>sunglasses

why do people do this?

shitty laptop pic inc

guess my age

Are you the lad from "haven't been on Veeky Forums in a year, too busy making it lmao" thread the other day?

Terrible skin, weird as fuck nose, mouth looks like michael jackson's surgeon implanted them

R8 no H8

rate?

nice hair, i'm sure your androgynous asian female / caucasion male looks come in handy for some sweet sweet grindr hookups

You look like you want to get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.

Because it's BRIGHT outside and the WINDOWS of a CAR allow for VISION so a lot of LIGHT gets into the CAR so people often wear SUNGLASSES while driving.

You dumb, boy

you look like elliot hulse before he went crazy

how fucking blazed/drunk are you jesus

>i dare you to mention my widow's peak!

I love my widow's peak.

R8

Anyone got tips to get rid of eye rings btw?

failed normie/10. you'll make it

>having a girl in your pic
cmon guy.

she looks like a fatty too

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>There are normalfags here RIGHT NOW

Why do everyone on this board look like elliot rodger?

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Because this a board for insecure human outliers who want pretends to hate CHAD but secretly want to be him.

Just like Elliot

>implying we don't openly want to be CHAD

Did anyone say Elliott??
Rate me senpai :3

>tfw your already huge forehead has a countless number of plates and screws under it holding your skull together.
It's hard being bumpy.

You look a bit like Patrick Wilson

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No this is a board for people how lift for "strength"
And "themselves"

Holy fuck. Thats pretty bad ass, too bad i get the feeling you're not. Man the fuck up senpai

Arm routine? Looking juicy.

>n-no homo

>I'm a faithful southerner

You're the one on the left right bud?

Thx, but it's more the illusion that the picture creates. They're not actualy THAT big.

None the less, here's what my average arm routine looks like;
Tricep push downs 12-10-8
Dips 4x 10
skull crushers supersetted with closegrib bench (same bar) 4x 10
dumbell overhead extentions 12-10-8
barbell curls 12-10-8-6
hammer curls with plates 12-12-10-10
overhand grib dumbell curls 12-10-8
wrist barbell curls 16-14-12-10-8

R8 pls
inb4 shirtless gym selfie
I know they're douchey an kind of a red flag, but honestly, since I put it up I've been getting a lot more matches, and the doggo pic kinda balances out the doucheyness

nothing duchy about increasing your matches tenfold senpai

So you have an entire arm day? I was wondering whether I could do your stuff split up on Chest and Back days.

dont like the intagram filter pick in the bottom right

the other tree pics are god tier combination bruh
also post more doggo

would go homo for you, handsome cunts

Sure you can. I just like to hit em seperately because then I'm less worked out from the previous big muscle group (chest or back). But these are just minor concerns. If you feel good doing chest - tri and back - bi then go for it.

Rate please
Do i look like any other guy from scandinavia?

sup moonman

Post body so we can decide if fat will come off your face. If you did more cardio and lifted more.
Normies following other retarded normies in a trend.

Ty m8, will try
Although I'm not keen on the wrist curls
Just want my arms to get bigger after my cut

>tfw I look like a trunk with twigs
JUST

Pls be gentle

Am I okay looking

V handsome IMO, you'd look great with a buzzcut since your features are striking enough to stand on their own

what the FUCK

FUCKING RUNES EMBEDDED IN YOUR SKULL

CAST A SPELL AT ME BITCH I DARE YOU

Someone sliced your head.

tomato/10

breddy hot

get more iron in your diet

invest in an under eye cream and moisturizer

>those earings
homosexual degenerate detected

It's the lighting in my bathroom