I'm still shaking with anger. I thought gym people were supposed to be friendly and supporting of newcomers. They're all a bunch of fucking pricks.
>skinnyfat, want to get into shape, research the 5x5 starters routine
>join my local gym
>seems like a nice cosy place, i could get used to this
>a group of 3 stereotypical chad douche bags are in the gym
>look like they walked right out of an 80s high school movie
>select a barbell set-up a good distance away from them, qt 3.14 is nearby
>position my phone on the bench and start playing the next episode of the twilight zone
>after setting up the weights i watch about two minutes worth to relax
>pause twilight zone, do my first set, during the 90 second rest watch 90 seconds worth of episode
>pause when doing next set, resume watching for another 90 seconds, repeat
>as i'm watching 90 seconds worth on my fourth rest the chads come over
>hey brah can you turn that down, it's pretty distracting
>its not even that loud, i paid for this gym membership so i shall use it as i see fit
>the faggot gets more aggressive towards me
>notice the qt 3.14 watching us over his shoulder
>not wanting to let some roided up faggot demean me i tell him to go fuck himself and call him a loser who makes minimum wage
>guy fucking screams a bunch of shit like an inch away from my face, his spit gets all over my face
>can barely remember what he said, something about pencil neck faggot
>although i'm trying to stand strong, my legs are quaking, probably my arms too, face is red as hell, fight back some tears
>know that if i dare try to talk back i will stutter and embarrass myself
>walk straight out, go home
Are all muscle heads like that? A bunch of obnoxious faggots who think they can boss people around? I even left my fucking phone there and am too embarrassed to go back and get it.
I'm still shaking with anger. I thought gym people were supposed to be friendly and supporting of newcomers...
Those chads sound like decent people.
OP, please stop being a faggot and watching gay TV shows on your phone. People need to actually use the equipment.
Lmao!
>watching tv in the gym
But I paid for the gym membership so I have every right to watch a show if I want to.
Man fuck off your just as autistic as them.
To discern who's in the wrong I need to know just how loud the show was
wow OP, you sure put a lot of effort into writing a shitty fictional story
The Twilight Zone is pretty decent, but listen to this OP. You're giving off the impression that you don't want to be there. You'd rather be at home watching TV and want to get your session over with.
You paid to use their facilities. So have the people around you. They have a right to enjoy those facilities without you sperging with a loud phone. If you continue annoying people you may be kicked out.
People who listen to music or watch video's or play games on their phone with the sound turned on are annoying as fuck.
If you want to do that shit, get some earplugs
It's fake newbitch. Go be dyel somewhere else.
Sure, using headphones. No one wants to listen to your gay ass audio user.
They also paid to be there.
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This, doesn't even matter where you are honestly.
Use earbuds retard.
> go into common space that other people pay to use
> start playing shit on my phone
> people tell me to fuck off with that
> get butt mad and leave
You're no better than the niggers that play shitty rap by the dumbbells or on the train.
okay grandpa
>drives 45 mph down the highway
>in the left lane
>speed limit is 65
>getting passed by cars going speed limit
>pissed that drivers in cars passing on the right keep giving him glares
>"I pay my taxes, I can drive wherever I goddamn want."
>be me, regular fit guy going to the gym with my 2 workout pals
>work 2 jobs to support my sick mother. dad abandoned us, no other way to make money and no time for schooling
>the 1 hour every few days I get free to go to the gym, relax with my bros, and get a nice lift in is the only thing that makes life worthwhile
>new kid walks into gym one day, looks like he's never lifted a weight before but I don't judge
>he keeps staring at me and my friends the whole time he walks over to a bench
>sits down on a bench and starts watching a tv show on his phone... with no headphones on
>everyone in the gym stares at him
>he seems slightly autistic and doesn't understand that the mix of the loud gym music and the strange audio from his tv show is disturbing everyone
>after a few minutes he finally shuts off the show and starts lifting
>moments later, after doing a set of bench with the bar only for 5 reps, he starts blasting the tv show again
>girl next to him is visibly disturbed, time for me to step in and give this newcomer a friendly lesson on gym etiquette
>hey bro, can you please not play that audio without headphones in the gym, it's distracting everyone
>new kid immediately starts shaking violently, to the point where everyone in the gym is now looking and thinks he's having some sort of autistic seizure
>"y-you can go FUCK YOURSELF you MINIMUM WAGE LOSER"
>lost it at this point, this entitled punk is insulting me and my life when he's the one ruining the gym for everyone else?
>freak out on him, insult his physique, and scream in his face
>he continues his stationary quaking, and eventually starts power walking towards the door
>haven't seen him since
>got a free iPhone 7 out of it
No. Use headphones. Don't force other people to listen to your shit. They are right, you are wrong, accept it.
>not using a home gym
k sure but you dont have a right to play your dog shit show out loud and force everyone else to listen it to just as they dont have a right to play their music to the point where you are forced to listen to it
youre the one in the wrong here you sperging fuck, buy some fucking head phones
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People are people so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
Help me understand
Now you're punching and you're kicking
And you're shouting at me
I'm relying on your common decency
So far it hasn't surfaced
But I'm sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From your head to your fist
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
You do have the right to, but most people will find it weird that you want to watch 90 s increments of a show. Plus it's distracting to an adhd-user like myself.
Think less of what you should be able to do, and more of what others should be able to do, like work in peace.
kek. this seems much more believable. OP should be lynched
At least it wasn't a finger family video
Let me have this
At leat it wasn't porn in the bathroom. Had a guy at my old gym that was caught numerous times jerkin the gerkin in the shower. His whole reasoning behind it was a "type of low stress exercise that could help him decompress from his work out routine".
Just imagine your a skinny fat 18 year old just getting into the swing of things and you hear loud moaning followed by a thunderous moan. Shits weird yo.
You sound like a nerd straight from a 80s high school movie too.
>be skinny-fat teen trying to become toned
>some chad slaps butt
>too autistic to respond
>quit going to the gym
>not slapping his butt back
what are you, fucking gay?
This pasta is getting quite stale
Maybe if you didn't post it every single day?
ever heard about earphones? They've been around since the 60s-70s, you should try using them
Yes.
Being gay and autismo makes trying to talk with attractive guys a fucking trainwreck for me, even if they're straight.
>worried about how I look
>worried about what I'm saying and how I'm saying it
>can't maintain eye contact while talking with them
>start sweating
>tfw
>notice the qt 3.14 watching us over his shoulder
>his
Ayy welcome to Veeky Forums, you'll fit right in
just bee yourself ;)
what the fuck is wrong with you my guy.
>be me
>be at the gym at 10:30 tonight
>minding my own business and just resting for the next set
>guy walks in, sees me and turns his head the other way
>think nothing of it
>he goes over to the dumbbell rack and takes out the 15kg Dumbbells. He sets them to the side. He stands back up and starts walking around the gym back and forth
>I rep out a set of 5 on the bench
>he goes into the toilets and comes back out a few minutes later
>he goes to the water fountain and takes a sip. Grabs his towel, gets in his car and speeds off
Wtf??
Why can't I upvote this?
that was me
I know this is fake because dumbbells are always a multiple of 2 except the really light ones.
Good job for not ever entering a gym before making up your stupid story.
Wtf are you on. I was literally at the gym 4hours ago and it was just me in there until that guy walked in
Stfu
Write your gay Story on tumblr
Fake
you actually deserve a punch to your face, they were being nice
Neither are you
getting aggressive with someone is not being nice
Today, November two thousand and fucking sixteen, OP discovers headphones.
> This pasta is getting quite stale
Not stale enough that the dumbfucks who frequent this sub don't fall for it.
This is some really bad bait. Like, 2/10
I laughed really hard
Word of caution, no skinnyfat has ever made here.
>jokes don't exist anymore only b8
Please die immediately
This doesn't even make sense. 15kg is not part of "the really light ones", that stops at 9kg. Or did you mean that you somehow didn't get that he took a set of 2 dumbbells? Why is this post aggravating me so much?
But it's not a joke. Nothing about OP is funny, just meant to illicit a response. If you are in fact OP I'd recommend you stop post haste and subsequently neck yourself.
I'm guessing this is more your taste
Holy shit you are the kind of shitposting.
is this an example of one of these "bait" threads reddit told me about?
If you have enough energy and mental focus to watch a damn TV show in between your sets, you aren't working with enough intensity.
Switch off the fucking Gay Twilight shit and actually lift weights.
Stop being a public nuisance.
Hahaha BTFO faggot
man its just not getting creative anymore, i dont even think ur trying
Your thread blew up, so you won't read this. I'm going to tell you anyway just cuz I can tell you were authentic.
Headphones, and you're golden bb. How many times have you personally shit-posted about niggers listening to their ape-music on their phones? C'mon son. You paid gym membership for the equipment, not the fucking airwaves. No one wants to listen to anyone elses shit. For all you know one of those chads wanted to go home and watch that episode and you fucking spoiled it for him.
#REKT
# BTFO
on the first pic she's orange but on the sixth she's white
wtf is wrong with ur image
Well there's a lot of hot chicks at the gym, at least at decent city-centre gyms. I almost jerked it because there were too many hot chicks wearing tight leggings showing off their arse at my gym one time.
>be me
>finally got off work after dealing with angry white customers all day
>decide to go to gym to relieve my self and make gains 10:30 at night, hope no one is there
>arrive
>See pale white man in a hijab staring at me
>make eye contact for split second, get spooked and turn away
>nervously walk over to the dumbell rack and think nothing of him. Mistakenly pick up wrong dumbells.
>see the guy still staring
>really fucking spooked.jpg
>see him do his rep, still watching me with his pure black eyes
>get scared and go to the toilet. Assess wtf is going on.
>think mayb it was just a coincidence, go back out.
>he is STILL staring at me even as I walk out.
>time to fucking guy
>throat dry, grab a quick drink. Might have to dash the fuck out and don't wanna be dehydrated
>pack all my shit, head to the car and dip
That guy was fucking weird man.
Where you at? Veeky Forumsizen /k/ommando here. want me to shoot him, or crush him between my chesticles?