Hey user, we've been seeing you here at the gym a lot lately

You misunderstand. It's not a 'hobby', it's a lifestyle choice. I don't want to end up fat, weak, and diseased like most people do when they get older. So I'm making sure now that doesn't happen later. Of course I have lots of other things I enjoy doing; you really didn't think I do this for fun, did you? Of course they're all active-lifestyle things.

Want to go for a bike ride? I wouldn't mind some pleasant company on a typical 50-miler that I ride a few times a week. Only takes about 2 and a half hours, then maybe dinner afterwards, what do you say?. What that you say? That's too far? Why would anyone ride that far instead of drive a car? Wait, your idea of 'fun' is sitting inside or doing things that involve lots of sitting around? Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think this is going to work out, that's the sort of thing I'm trying to avoid. Nice meeting you, though.

It's funny how often I see you here and you still somehow have average physiques

*scream at the top of my lungs*
ARE YOU DONE WITH MY BENCH, BECAUSE I WANT TO BENCH AND YOU ARE IN THE WAY

>>Fresh from the honeytree

kekked

bitches would actually probably think this is cool

middle has abs

Left has cellulite on her ass, right has no ass, only middle is somewhat acceptable.

So why do two fat chicks and an asian want to know what hobbies i have?

*tips fedora*

Ofc I do. I love quilting and I collect antics. So guys... do you notice that guy over there? He is so dreamy...

t. 'lifts for girls'
t. doesn't do anything else
LOL fag

FUCKING CASUAL
LIFTING ISNT A HOBBY
REEEEEEEEE

cellulite is uncontrollable pretty much

normie MEAN stack
shrugs

I read, write, play the guitar and sing.

>someone makes an intelligent reply
>give him a ration of shit over it
never change, Veeky Forums.

t. absolute madman

so is being under six foot, but that doesn't stop bitches from rejecting me.
What goes around comes around.

I sculpt in clay and write poetry. Now please, put some clothes on, this is a gym not a swimming pool.

>Fresh from the honeytree or whatever it's called

low test fag

>Yeah, I fuck bitches and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

I got a hobby for you to try right here

*unzips dick*

>Yeah, I fuck bitches and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bitches.
>*smacks gum as obnoxiously as I can*
>*tips fedora*
>"I...I'll be your b..bbitch..." (the middle one)
>"Y-y-y..you t-too!"
>leave
>tell Veeky Forums about how i had an orgy with 3 Stacys
>alpha as fuck

>uh, thanks.. But why are you at the gym in your underwear?

6/7 mythic ladies

>Y-You too
>why are you all smiling at me like that??
>you know I'm in the women's locker room jerking off
>eeeee I-I'm cumming!

I have as many hobbies as you three combined

>0

Quit trying to hide your chub fatty.

Orgies.

delete this

Honestly they are all kinda ugly and fat

kek

I S K R A

I've done that before.. These 19 year old were taking selfies by one of two benches. I was so mad.

>Yep. Video games, pro wrestling, and masturbation!

>He doesn't know what a hobby is.

Those are interests, not hobbies :^)

kek

Hehe t-t-tha-tha-thanks uhhhh youtoobye

>implying you don't seat while riding a bike

fuck off fucko

>"London? What do you mean? Why do you keep shouting that?"

The fuck is a hobby then?

Why yes I do, lovely wenches. I spend my weekends down at the medieval fair where I greet lovely ladies such as yourself with a tip of my bonnet and a jaunty tune on my lute.

Sure. I sing and play a mean guitar, repair watches, and I can count cards and do some parlor magic. Why do you ask? Do YOU actually do anything other than watch makeup videos and talk to your equally inane friends about how it's racist not to vote for Hillary?

Literally just make up bullshit talentless non hobbies that still make you interesting like going to the beach

dude are you me?

>This thread again
Bro is that a clinton

>unzips dick
wait what

These posts are always so cringey kys OP

First day on 4chen

the girl in the middle makes my pp feel funny

Those fucking girls. Giving it the "bodies are beautiful at any size" shit. I bet they only fuck roided up cunts

2>1>3

Any other ranking is wrong, and of you think diferent you are a fag

I take pictures of garbage and write flash fiction about it

lol

I would still enjoy pounding the pudgy puddin power piggy

...uhm. I smoke weed, watch anime, and shitpost on an anonymous image board. If I'm not there, I'm at a shitty job that I hate.

Yes

Literally just spat coffee all over my new computer and had to drive to the public library to post this comment! Take my upvote, le gentleman and le scholar! You are the Hero Reddit needs, but one the one we deserve.

You, I like you.

>public library
>not having chan blocked
nice try 2/10

I visit fit like twice a week but these will always make me LOL

Fucking newfags

Wouldn't know desu. Unlike you I've never felt the need to browse Veeky Forums in a public library.

>tfw Mom is the dungeon master but never finish a campaign because bed @9

REEEEEEE JUST FINISH THE DUNGEON AT LEAST YOU FUCKING CUNT

I play video-games, play drums and guitar, I love snowboarding and music anything from alt pop to deathcore

You would be surprised, as long as your not a neck beard they will put it down to a hobby, not a nerd freak

Yes. Playing basketball, long fast drives, rock collecting

>Well I've been dabbling in the stock market while reading tonnes of information on furthering my career in the Tourism Management field, but apart from that just been expanding my modelling portfolio and a few art projects. If you'd like to come over and check them out I'm free next Wednesday night after 8.

Something along the lines of that, I know enough about those topics to be able to spin hours of bullshit during small talk, they're somewhat value increasing and one of my art pieces is a nude shot in black and white printed on canvas. Devilish.

Yeah, I enjoy playing final fantasy brave exvius on my phone in my spare time along with the warwolf mod of mount and blade warband, doing pretty well right now RECONQUERING THE MIDDLE LAND FOR MY LORD LIU BEI IN ORDER TO RESTORE THE HOUSE OF HAN.

So, what kind of things do you do in your spare time? Hmm?

Why are you in your underwear, and how did you get in here?
Who the fuck are you?

Jesus christ what an absolutely terrifying experience.

I paint and work with wood.
>mfw actual hobbies AND sexual euphemism

Yes ma'am. I'm also a top 50 Peru North techies and puck player.

>"plus size" model
>have gorgeous face
>photoshop all the cellulite out
>sjws are cheering for this

The girl in your pic doesn't actually have any cellulite.
I've seen her videos.
Seen lots of low bodyfat "fit" chicks with fridge mode bodies with cellulite though.

are (you) (me)?

name? shes perfect

Skate, smoke and row

Pooh bear?

>I like drinking coffee, want to have one after I am finished here?

ayy thicc

spotted the autist

I'm boring, I just play bass+guitar and i read a lot

>le "airbrushed in every photo to hide disgusting skin" big ass woman

A hearty kek for you sir!

More like thiccc size model lad

alpha.

No. I go to a gym where all the girls apparently just walk around in their underwear. What the fuck do I need other hobbies for?

silicone

Fucking kek

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