How many of you are gay? I mean actually, nonironically homosexual

I've fucked 4 different guys and 5 different chicks.

I don't consider myself gay but if I meet a guy I like I won't turn down fucking around. Most outright skeevy fags creep me out. Every now and then I meet a regular dude who is in shape and takes care of himself and is also attracted to me so we fuck.
To me it's just mutual masturbation. It's just lust. It's just two guys helping each other out.

With the girls there has to be some romance. I have to have that passion for them otherwise fucking is a waste of time. If she's not pretty and I don't wanna passionately french her every time I see her there's no point fucking because I'll just get bored and go to sleep.

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Does fucking traps count as gay?

I get kinda gay when I'm drunk, and I'm waiting for my girlfriend to try and stick a thumb up my ass, does that make me gay?

Naked guys turn me on but I don't think I could have sex with one. Fucking chicks is way more appealing to me but can't beat male aesthetics

I'm only into traps, so i'm definitely gay.

I never fucked one though.

I thought I was gay until I went into gym/ swimming pool changing rooms. Everyone is disgusting in their own way so we create idealized versions of people in our fantasies.

The thought of dick turns me on by an incredible lot, but not the male body/face.
Why not just ask her to, instead of waiting?

I'm gay but I'm also not Veeky Forums

i had gay experiences with my cousin when i was little, thought i was gay after that but i still developed an interest in pussy and tits, to this day i still think i might fuck a dude in my late twenties because yolo but i'll never stop loving mah pussi

I'm more interested in how many people here are bi. I've never met one and the whole thing seems almost like a myth to me. Is being bi actually common, and they just prefer not coming out? Or is it actually really that uncommon? How many of you live a completely straight life but are actually bi in secret?

I like handsome dudes, but only because i want to be like them. So they motivate me to get fit. I would never kiss have sex or even [spoiler]hold hands[/spoiler] to a guy.

It's not gay to love cocks since that's the norm. It's not my fault that cocks are attached to men usually.

A lot of the bi people are either living a hetero life and being bi in secret, behind their spouses back. The other lot is bi in their head only, and doesn't have the balls to try it out in real life.

But if, say, I liked a random dude, what would be the chances that he could actually be interested in me (not necessarily attracted to me, just interested in men in general)? Considering it's a guy that fucks women and isn't openly bi.

Very slim i would say, as most men enjoy the though of another dick, but doesn't wan't the male body/face that comes along with it. Thats why traps are so popular
Your chances would probably increase if you were both drunk
But the bi culture is probably different where i live

I used to know this one guy who made straight friends of his friends drunk all the time, and then fucked them. They didn't seemed to fight it, but they never told anybody.

Huh.
I guess there's no telling, then. Maybe if I were bolder and actually initiated things maybe I'd encounter some. I just find it curious how I don't know any openly bi people at all.

I'm straight but the gay guys talk to on the intertubes seem like total bros. All the gay men I know irl are annoying flamers.

I'm sexually attracted to certain women in porn. I've never met a woman irl who I'm sexually attracted to, and have always turned down their advances. I'm not sexually attracted to any men, in porn or in reality, and have always turned down men's advances. As I start getting more fit, I've begun to get turned on by my own reflection getting in/out if the shower. I have no idea what any of this makes me, beyond very likely to die alone.

>The thought of dick turns me on by an incredible lot, but not the male body/face.
this

this,

Another problem for me is I want to like women but they are so lazy, I get that ass and titties are nice but they have no sign of effort. When I meet people who have either toned themselves mentally or physically I become instantly impressed and 'mire. But if they aren't I go back to disgust.

Does liking futa make me fat?

Gay*

Honestly, your being a vegan is abhorrent enough to negate even the cutest feminine benis

well i'm not 100% vegan in all honesty.

i always swallow :)

both, user

i love pussy but i am also curious about penises

so i consider myself bi

The only problem is that I can relate to this dude. A lot of outright gay dudes creep me out. The way they look at me seems so evil, like they want to consume me. I think they'd get some pleasure out of outing a predominantly straight dude

god i hate those fucking flamers. i just want to hook up with a normal, chill guy who doesn't look at me with devil eyes

Bi guys are way more common than you think. One of my gay friends had God's gaydar, he's fucked 3 or 4 dudes who were so closeted their own best friends didn't know.

And yeah bi or "I'm not bi I only made out with a couple of my friends" once girls are very common too, maybe like 10-15% of girls.

I'm unironically homosexual. I'm one of those "straight acting" slightly self hating fags. I'm honestly embarrassed by it, so I don't tell people usually. I'm so close yet so far from hetero master race.

Sort of curious if this is actually a thing?

Would you let a trap cum in your mouth?

This. I admire a chiseled aesthetic, and aspire to it, but dudes kill my boner.

Gayfag reporting in.

I'm not gay, but I wish I was

>tfw you will never be truly gay

Really? I envy your friend.

This is very nice prose, I must say.

Gay here but I've fucked women too just to see if i could. I'm pretty sure straight guys could do the same

not surprised Veeky Forums is all gay

B-but the Kinsey scale only goes up to 6.
Legit 5 out of 6 here.

Oh, you dirty bitch.
I bet you practiced that.

I just want to find a bro who has a pussy. Why is it always dudes pretending to be women hiding dicks? Why can't I just find out one of my bros has a gine? FUCKING WHY

ew

Same, desu
I'm gay for the body and the attitude.
The genitals don't much matter.
/d/ has cuntboy stuff sometimes, but every time I go there I come back with some horrible new fetish. Last time was banana enemas.
Never again. Maybe.

I was really horny after lifting and made a grindr and got my dick sucked 15 minutes later. I wanna fuck a twink but I'm scared of std's

I thought I was the only one.
I think it might be kind of a jealous/envious thing

>I don't consider myself gay but if I meet a guy I like I won't turn down fucking around
jesus christ lmao, you can't make this shit up

I've only 'dated' guys due to most southern girls being too afraid of alienation to actually go out but those under the cover/heater on full blast nights cozy winter/'yeah, i won't tell anyone' promises interrupted by giggles and moans nights don't lie

i've got it bad for the curvy girls; i prefer guys taller (but i'm only 5'6 so it isn't difficult) other than that, if he's making an effort he's honestly ideal

Yo

Unironically depressed ay reporting in. Fit help myself in staying sane

Was watching the Sopranos and apparently Italians thought if you ate box it was kinda faggy. Now alot of ppl crank to/ fuck shemales and say its not gay. How far will standards move with time?

>The thought of dick turns me on by an incredible lot, but not the male body/face.

Stop watching blowjob videos.

If only you could have your own clone

I'm like a 5.5 on the kinsey.
I fucked a girl once. It was meh.
I'd do it again I guess if she was like a friend just to make sure it isn't for me.

This. I don't even get why women are straight. I don't see the draw

But hey they if they can overlook my jungle ass crack and farts I'll give em a good pump or three

exactly me desu

No matter how much the force it, and pay people to post about it and make oh so clever memes about it, harambe will never be a meme.

Yes what does that mean

I think I would fuck a very convincing trap

Until I find one though I'll never know

You don't get it because you're straight (or homo if grill.) the things that attract them are more likely than not the very opposite of the things that attract you.

POOP COMES FROM THERE

POOP COMES FROM THERE

Bisexuality doesnt exist, just admit youre a homo

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ITT: freaks and losers

I'm in the weird position of liking all psrts of the male anatomy and most of the female one too, but disliking vaginas - they just weird me out immensely. Either way, I guess I still count as bi. Currently have a boyfriend.

There is no such thing as bi

Means you'll hit your daily protein goals.

Whatever man it's a label I can take it or leave it. I don't want a romantic relationship with a man. I don't want to marry a man. I don't walk up and down the street checking out men.
I'm just not opposed to sexual relations with a dude if it comes up and he's a good looking bloke.

When I'm out in the world I pretty much only check out women. It's instinctual. I see women and instantly subconsciously rate them and if I see one that's attractive I'm instantly drawn to her. That doesn't happen with men for me.
I have a gay friend who, when I told him about my sexual history, assumed that I'm as faggy as he is. Now he constantly tells me about guys he finds attractive and I can tell he wants to fuck me but the idea makes me sick to my stomach. I wouldn't fuck him for any reason.

Every now and then though I see a guy who is just really damn handsome and those are the guys I like, not because I'm lusting for them but just because the idea of sex with them isn't repulsive like it would be with the vast majority of men.

The closest I'd get to being in a gay relationship would be having a handsome mate who I fuck now and then and hang out with a lot. I'd never take him off to camp out by the loch and passionately make love under the stars and want to raise a family with and protect and love and all that romantic stuff. He'd just be a mate with a nice cock to suck when I'm up for it.

Do you also like safe spaces, hair dye and think that gender is fluid and a social construct?

Not Italians, the mafia

It's a power thing

Confirmed faggot here. I don't look at girls, I don't talk to girls, I don't interact with girls, and I don't want to even share a table with girls. Bringing your gf or wife to a night out is a great way to ruin the night and I will simply leave. Women are not welcome at my table.

It saves a lot of trouble.

>Everyone is disgusting in their own way so we create idealized versions of people in our fantasies.

Is it weird that whenever I see a person I think is attractive I immediately think about how disgusting they probably are in private?

I'm not into any weird fetishes or anything, and nothing about it turns me on, but my thought process is usually like "damn, he's really handsome and has a great body...he probably gets runny coffee shits in the morning and I bet he has a gross, hairy lower back."

Same here dude. Lets suffer together.

As I've gotten into shape over the last couple years I've gotten approached by a good amount of cute/hot girls but have no interest in them at all. Also been hit on by some obvious flamers and old men.

I'm pretty much only attracted to guys that are just like me, but I'm not going to make a move on them and they're not going to make a move on me so...

Yea it does, its very common for people to be attracted to both. People that cant believe this or bash bisexuals are just closet homos or open homos who are frustrated with their own sexuality, faggot

I'm not, I do like chicks with dicks but that isnt really all that gay.

You sound bitter and miserable.

Same as this guy. All about that dick breh.

This

straight, bi and gay people are alright, sub-human degenerates who're into traps and shemales, but keep telling themselves they are straight "they just like feminine penises" are scum of the earth

I am attracted to people who are feminine and submissive. So i guess im bi.

All that are not straight are scum of the earth and should be shot

Starting with you I assume?

If not for an autistic british faggot, your mother would have been plowed by Germans and you wouldn't even be able to complain about it on a computer because they wouldn't even exist

nope, once you do one gay thing you are gay forever

even if you still "like" girls and smash puss all the time

gay forever

I am - I think. Still a khv so I never fucked a guy.

From my experience, you don't have to actually fuck a guy to be sure. I tried doing it with a girl before a guy, and just like I expected, it was boring and I had trouble getting into it at all. Then later on I hooked up with a guy and everything came a lot more naturally and I actually had fun.

Maybe you didn't actually try to enjoy the moment, or this specific girl didn't do anything for you.
I'm gay but lots of guys don't do anything for me and some girls give me that primal "I need to plant my see in this" feel.

maybe, I mostly fap to gay porn so I'm fairly sure that I'm gay but I have no fucking idea how I'd handle having a relationship with a guy. I don't want my family to really find out despite knowing that they would not care. Too much autism.

You are one of the Beautiful Ones, and are a sign of the end of humanity as we know it.