Go to gym

Did you try to sniff her poop chute?

>having enough blood left over to get a boner

Bro you aren't working hard enough

Blood belongs in your muscles

>girl with massive knockers gets on the treadmill with only a sports bra for a top

>see girl in yoga pants doing hamstring deadlifts
>see 10 other guys staring and 1 of them making a video

that was the wildest day because I too was staring for the first time ever. Not only that you could see her underwear through it. She only got at 6:30am. I only went once because I had things to do that day

who is she?

>not going to a big state uni gym
>not going at prime time when the hottest sluts go
Must be nice not having to wait for equipment and be around ugly women

The internet is full of porn and you complain about a yoga pants?

Let me guess, you are muslim. Or you want to wear them.

>tfw big dick
>only way to not walk around with a bulge is to wear shorts with linings + boxer briefs

>have 1080 total
>still beta virgin
>meanwhile dyel chad who benches 185 and squats 0 fucks all the girls

Me too

>not embracing the bulge

>only 1080

I let it out when I'm lifting heavy and can't help it (like shrugs) and a qt walks by

>catch her mirin through the mirrors

>I'm sorry but why is this allowed?
dw bruh. you can do it too if you like

be an adult about it
if you can't even concentrate on your workout and get a boner every time you see a hot chick in tight cloths then good luck in life in general

what do you do when you go to a sauna ffs?

>Be me just out of highschool
>Be fat
>Have a large benis
>Girl looking though the mirror was gif related

Is this the evolution of the meme? Am I witnessing history?

WTF I know her?! This bish went to school with me shes was always really slutty.

how can you tell? bitch looks generic as fuck

You are faggots. Slutty women are a curse and its something you shouldn't encourage.

>but my dick likes it so its good

Learn some self control you perverted little sexless faggots.

Besides, it's much more attractive if they leave something up to the imagination.

>mfw saving this picture everything I come across it

For real. This.
Every one of you must be 18 yo virgins if you get boners just from seeing girls in yoga pants. It's only distracting if you're paying attention with your dick. Focus on your fucking lifts, you're in the gym.

this is true, its fucking distracting, it makes me angry and frustrated seeing that shit.

if i want to be teased ill go to a fucking strip club. Anyone who disagrees is a faggot cuckold,

>hurrrrr i like to stare at women i cant have hurrrr

Veeky Forums is full of betas, dont you realise the gym should be a refuge for men to be men

Go back to your country mudslime

I am this girl

The gym should be a refuge for people who want to improve their body. No one gives a shit that you're a manly man. If you think those girls are shaking their ass for you then you need to pull your head out of your own. Keep your dick in your pants.

>working out in corner of gym
>girl in pink leggings comes in and starts working out
>getting tons of attention from guys, don't really care just do my own shit
>I notice her looking at me through the mirror..ok?
>she comes and starts doing good mornings right in front of me
>then acts like she doesn't see me while she rests
>can literally see her black thong every time she bends donw
>too autism to move since I was here first so literally just sitting behind her resting
>this goes on for 5 minutes

hate to be that guy but its the same thing for when a girl walks into a gym and sees smokin hot chads with tank tops on or shirtless. dont act like guys dont do the same shit those women are doing. the gym breeds narcissism

>What are compression shorts.

Also, story time.

>go running at public park, always qts out there during the day
>compression shorts bearing too many skid marks
>oh well, just the running shorts today
>head to park start run, eventually catch up to a college aged qt with nice gloots
>mirin the gloots too hard
>erection imminent
>bouncing everywhere as I run
>sit down on nearest park bench to let boner subside
>no matter how much I think of baseball or gam gam, I just can't manage to sheath my sword
>wait till coast is clear and make a bee line to the porta shitters.
>ferociously rub one out in the putrid humidity of the porta can as sweat drips down my neanderthal brow
>exit porta can and begin to finish run
>no shirt on glistening and sporting half chub
>same qt passes me heading other direction
>she holds eye contact with me while slightly biting her lower lip
>mirin my half chub
>h-hey

It was cool, I guess.

>go to the gym
>femboy twinks doing squats in jeggings

Why is this allowed.

>Get a pump
>Grill does this
>Lose pump
What do?

>everything is a meme heheheheh
Kill yourself

>teased
>strip club
m8, ur doing it wrong

Get laid you faggot

Eh, I hate attention whores too but I love hot women. I just continue with my workout and conceal my conflicted boner.

you two must have low test brehs, I get sex 3 times a week with my gf, and if i see some qt in ypga pants it kills me, my dick wants to explode in that sand pucci

i remember someone posting this girl about him having a sexual relationship with her. wouldnt surprise me

My fear of getting a boner in public outweighs any hot girl in yoga pants

reach over with my shamalamadingdong and just knock-knock on that coochie-coochie

Shoot straight Mr. Lee

>not 4K

shoot straight Mr. Lee!

L O N D O N
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I want to fuck her really hard

shoot straight Mr. Lee!

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Eradication of shame culture in the west

> oc here
> tfwh u start a meme on Veeky Forums and it goes viral
> dating her if she sees these pics i am fucked.jpg

this may come as a shock to you user but your strength will not attract you women, you can use it as a positive quality but you actually have to you know...CHASE THEM AND PUT IN FUCKING EFFORT

oh shit

whats the context of that leggings pic?

also does she do anal

also do you reck that pussy?

If you stare really intensely, they will stop doing it in front of you.

Draw up that mono brow, you're going to Bert stare your way out of any situation

> gf
> 3x a week sex

kek i almost feel sorry for you

you've gone this far, might as well post nudes

Shoot straight Mr. Lee

OMG who the fuck cares? You are distracted because you're not focused enough, you whiny ADHD'd homofag

yes she takes it in the ass, she is a 9/10 and a MAJOR slut. I have been fucking her for 2 years

you are actually allowed to watch, but don't stare into her eyes. If she notices it look away and pretend nothing happend.
Usually girls know damn well, that guys check them out in the gym.

If you're uncomfortable about it look away.
also
>confirmed for never making it, due to insecurity

>she is a 9/10

lul

>complains about women on yoga pants are slutty
>we are the ones with no self control

Can you read? Read the posts and see that the guy is criticizing the people who are saying the same thing as you.

major slut?
so your not the only one whose been fucking her...

>9/10

Can you read? I was also agreeing with user.

I wish I could still get raging erections just from looking at girls yoga pants.. what have you done to my penis Veeky Forums?

does anyone have that post of the guy who fucked a twink yet said he wasn't gay?

So, when girls wear yoga pants, they WANT you to stare at them, right? They could have worn shorts, or even worn shorts on top of the yoga pants, but instead they chose to wear these form hugging things that show off everything. I mean, it'd be rude NOT to stare, when they have clearly put this effort in to look good for you, right?

he gets more laid than you in a whole weekj than you will in your whole life you failed abortion.

hah silly boy, she looks good for chad, not for you

avert your rapestare, you're making her uncomfortable

It's almost as bad as String Ts

You stare like a creep
While Chad fucks her deep

> go to gym
> guys nips showing through side of singlet

Why is this allowed

fuck the hot dudes.

that is what going to a sauna is for.

and then i lay down in the corner and die.

you are correct. guys in tank tops or shirtless are also doing it to attract the attention of guys.

>complains about women on yoga pants are slutty
>we are the ones with no self control

What are you talking about? I do have self control, that's why the attention whoring just seems desperately pathetic to me, because I know faggots like you eat that shit up and are perpetually distracted by it. Like a fucking little dog.

Also I forgot this is 2016 where girls being overtly sexual for no reason is encouraged.

I'll never have a daughter with all you faggots around.

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>I get sex 3 times a week

Beta as fuck
>my gf gives me sex
>she rewards me
>i'm her pet

god fuck off this board betas FUCK. FUCK.

>me in the white shirt with the cuck haircut

allah kabob, why can't all women durka in burka

If it was easy I would.
>senior project and clubs take up 8-10 hours a day
>5 total matches on tinder
>5'10 manlet
>in EE so no girls in any of my classes
>friends don't go to bars on weekends

shoot straight Mr. Lee!

kys

Yo nigga, just tell her that some dyel on an Somalian Tomato Fetish Forum wants to fuck her face raw.

So... you are worried we get distracted? Why do you care? You sound like a priest trying to control everybody.

>I've actually fucked this girl

Shoot straight Mr Lee

user don't be silly he probably had a feminine penis.
>hahahahahahahhahaah

>blonde petite hbb doing deadlifts from afar
>finish my session
>as i walk out, i walk past her
>i get a whiff of literal SHIT
>bonrar instantly shrinks into micropenis

why?

Probably vagoo

YOU get BONERS when you just LOOK at girls in YOGA PANTS while CHAD get to TOUCH that BUTT

>Slutty women are a curse and its something you shouldn't encourage

>woman shouldn't wear clothing that complements the body they worked to attain

>men can wear wifebeaters and tank-tops though

you fucking angsty kissless virgins should go back to /r9k/. just because women never gave you attention growing up (and probably don't even now) it doesn't mean that all women are rotten, chances are you were either ugly or autistic or both. all your misogyny stems from the sour grapes mindset

>Jerks off in the living room
>"It's K brah, just don't look if it bothers you!"