Hey guys, I'm bulking for winter and I'm wondering how you manage to eat 60k calories per day?

Hey guys, I'm bulking for winter and I'm wondering how you manage to eat 60k calories per day?

A hiker lasts me about two days but if I keep eating lots of them someone might come shoot me.

Kek'd

That's a cute bear. Would he kill me if I tried to caress his head?

Depends on how juicy and plump you are.

>2016
>not eating a shit ton of salmon
do you even hibernate breh?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

4U

Great job!

Are there any beehives in your wood?

Not anymore lol

Aww, that's a nice bear, I love bears man, ever since I was a kid

Bears are very cool.

I would just eat another bear desu.

>how you manage to eat 60k calories per day?
>A hiker lasts me about two days
Assuming a skelly 50 kg hiker, of which 15 kg has no calories (bones, blood, shit etc), at 6000 k kcal per kg bodyweight, you are still looking at 210000 kcal. He should last you at least 3.5 days, with massive underestimations about his weight and nutritional value. Stop making excuses.

Bears are peaceful creatures and never attack without provocation. Those "bear attacks" you hear about in the news are all false. Do not get scared amd run if you see a bear, he is most likely trying to befriend you!

Something so cute can't be deadly.

An indian hiker would be 90% shit

Tell that to my ex

t. bear

WHAT THE FUCK

So, how many calories are in an average full grown human? Is that even how it works?

around 200.000 kcal, much more if you're fat