How can i train my pee muscle so that i can piss harder?

How can i train my pee muscle so that i can piss harder?

I need to be able to dissolve one of these urinal cakes in a short space of time.

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eat the urinal cake you pleb

You're a "special" kind of retarded aren't you? You realize those are meant to handle hundreds of flushes and if it's meant for that, it can handle hundred of pisses.

You have a better chance of your significant other ejaculating into your eye in the next 2 months then you yourself disolving one in 6 months.

I believe that this is the reason why we are training.

>you are going to make it OP

I... im in
how we train?

thank you user, finally someone is asking the important questions

maybe try GOAAD (gallon of acid a day)

ITT
how to make your pee corrosive.
OP, have you tried drinking sulfuric acid?
You gonna melt that, AND THE URINAL blazing fast.

Actually forcing yourself to pee harder might lead to an increased chance of a prostate cancer, enjoy your cancer gains.

Well I'm not exactly sure how to answer this question because I didn't think it'd ever be asked, BUT when you piss you force it out using your lower abdominal muscles pressing against your bladder so I would assume anything that works your lower abs will increase your piss pressure. You're also going to want to open up your urethra to get a larger stream of piss so with a combination of sounding and drinking a ton of water and pissing a lot you may be able you stretch your urethra out.
Post back with results

SS & GOMAD

Drink battery acid!

Well shit, you just throw away the biggest joy I had in the bathroom.

Kegels you dumb dumb.

tfw at the urinal and the guy next to me makes a louder noise when he pees

does this mean his dick is bigger than mine?

Ive never seen a urinal cake irl. Is this an American delicacy?

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It's just so minty

Prostate gains you mean? GOTTA PEE BIG TO GET BIG CMON

That's sulfuric acid

this one gets me every fucking time